Favourite Quotes

Packie wrote:"American commando's walk away from explosions, SAS members walk into them"

I may have misqouted it, but tought it was a funny statement

And the terrorists are explosions!

Dewmann wrote::"Yes you did! Yes you did! You tried to fuck him! And Marsellus Wallace doesn't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace!"

Foreshadowing? Yes I reckon.

"Smack that pudding!"

Warioware: Touched!

"Dicks. I'm talking about dicks."

-Handsome Jack

"Sexual Tyrannosaurus"

-Gunzerker skill

"I used to make arrow in the knee jokes, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked."

-Youtube.

That joke hurts me somewhere deep inside.

"Pretend your smart: use quotes."

-Someone on Facebook.

Soccer Player - professional at playing with balls. This must be a very valuable Earthling skill, considering his salary.

-Katamari Damacy

"and I'll get all silly in my pants and stuff" - The most adorable euphemism for getting turned on I've ever heard, by someone on reddit.

"Don't you know where you are?"
"Lets see. You've got stupid name for everything, and your animals are all fucked up looking. I know! You kidnapped me and took me to Australia."

Wizard School.

"DILDO FIGHT!"

-Me and Someguy

I don't want to know. Or do I?

I'm guessing it's Saints Row related.

It is, don't worry

Who said I was worried?

Jonny: not worried about dildos

noted.

He's not like the rest of us, having to worry about where our next dildo is going to come from. He's got a lifetime supply.

Well, that's...interesting.

Is that true Jonny? Do you have a lifetime supple of dodos?

I think something may have been lost in translation here.

CAN YOU SHARE!?!?!

Yes, have a dodo!

THANKS JONNY IM GONNA GO RUFFLE IT'S FEATHERS BYE.

I see what you did there zebra....

I liked Polly from Aardman's Pirates! film.

"“Good Morning!" said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat.

"What do you mean?" he said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"

"All of them at once," said Bilbo. "And a very fine morning for a pipe of tobacco out of doors, into the bargain.

...

"Good morning!" he said at last. "We don't want any adventures here, thank you! You might try over The Hill or across The Water." By this he meant that the conversation was at an end.
"What a lot of things you do use Good morning for!" said Gandalf. "Now you mean that you want to get rid of me, and that it won't be good till I move off.” "

I hope the Hobbit movies is really funny.