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476Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:41 am

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

...this game is art. The fact that it makes no visible attempt to convince you as much only legitimizes its claim to that title. From the get go, it pulses with a youthful, rebellious verve that few games can match. This gang of skating street artists become accidental heroes simply by the merit of what they do: run free and make art wherever they go, a notion whose beauty was mostly lost on my younger self. When I first watched lines of police in riot gear firing tear gas at my unarmed avatar back in 2000, I only saw another exaggerated video game enemy. As a grown man, though, I see it for what it is: a statement that any group that uses its power so readily and excessively is unfit to wield it, and that self-expression and non-violent dissent can overcome it.

IGN Writer Vince Ingenito on Jet Set Radio.

http://uk.ign.com/articles/2012/09/17/jet-set-radio-review

477Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:10 pm

Travelcube

Travelcube

Test subject #3657 wrote:I just bought the entire Sam and Max collection for sale on Steam. Those things are nothing but excellent quotes (and what I'm quoting is just from the first of close to 20 missions)

(Max has an apple on his head, William Tell style. There's bullet holes all around him as Sam aims his gun once again towards the apple. Max is smilling happily throughout all of this)
Sam: Alright, little buddy, try not to scream this time...

(we pull a motorist over)
Motorist: What are the charges?
Max: Sorry, I mistook you for a ferret, and as you know, ferrets aren't allowed to drive.

Max: One way, dead end...street signs as such great metaphors for the human condition.

Sam: Do you have any...weapons of mass destruction?
Convienience store cashier: (very suspiciously) Who's asking?
(this has nothing to do with the mission)

(we examine a nacho machine with the name "not'chos")
Max: They're mine, not'chos!

Sam: Ketchup, mustard and...purple stuff.

Sam: They say graffiti is the poetry of our time.
Max: Just what we need: more lame poetry.

Sam: Sir, are you aware that your taillights are broken?
Motorist: But you're the one who broke them!
Max: Your point being?

(about to drop a bowling ball from a building on top of a former child star's head)
Sam: Can you believe we're getting paid to do this?
Max: I love this country.

I just realized I named my kittens Sam and Max. Sam's a chick, though, and I named her about a month after I named Max.

http://justhellapornoallthetime.com

478Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:44 pm

Bowen

Bowen

Sam is short for Samantha.
Crisis averted.

479Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:03 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

But what if it's short for Samuel?
HUHHHHH??????
WHAT THEN??????

480Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:15 pm

Bowen

Bowen

Then...
Everyone commits suicide.
The end.

481Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:16 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

OH GOD

IT'S ALL MY FAULT

482Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:18 pm

Bowen

Bowen

Yes, it is so-
Wait, so it actually is for Samuel...?
Well, nice knowing you folks. See y'all later.
Or, rather, I wont.
Goodbye.

483Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:24 am

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

"Somebody point me toward the zoo. I gots to make a zebra pay."

Come at me Mega-bro.

484Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:00 pm

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

Do you know that thought experiment with the cat in the box with the poison? Theory requires the cat be both alive and dead until observed. Well, I actually performed the experiment. Dozens of times. The bad news is that reality doesn't exist. The good news is we now have a new cat graveyard.

-Portal 2, Lab Rat comic

485Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:14 am

Gorgro

Gorgro
Glorious Leader

"New England gangsta are the real gangsta. We drink tea on the west side of the veranda." - guy on reddit

https://treehouse.forumotion.com

486Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:48 pm

Gorgro

Gorgro
Glorious Leader

"America has 20% more America than the next leading non-American countries" - other guy on reddit.

https://treehouse.forumotion.com

487Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:59 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

MORE LIKE
"20% COOLER"
AMIRITE

488Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:19 pm

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

Colon Snake wrote:MORE LIKE
"20% COOLER"
AMIRITE

For that, I am sending you back to magic kindergarten.

489Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:28 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

FINALLY

A PROMOTION

490Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Fri Sep 21, 2012 4:47 am

Hollyღ

Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight

"By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe."

491Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:13 am

Travelcube

Travelcube

From a thread about the worst (fake) reality shows coming up next year

Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Incest

America's Got Crabs

Ganges Shore

So You Think You Can Autofellate

The Real Gloryholes of Beverly Hills

http://justhellapornoallthetime.com

492Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:55 pm

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

So You Think You can Autofellate isn't a very good show. In fact, it sucks.


Also, I would post a quote from this but that would do a disservice to all the other quotes in the video.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=r3HeXxMGJvM

493Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:44 am

Gorgro

Gorgro
Glorious Leader

"I've been told that a speech should be like a miniskirt. Short enough to keep your attention, but long enough to cover the essentials. I don't agree with that last part, here at the VUB, we advocate total and utter transparency." - Speaker at the university opening ceremony.

https://treehouse.forumotion.com

494Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:59 pm

Bowen

Bowen

My fogged mind insisted on asking why I kept finding bottle caps in places like this. Desks. Trash cans. Lockers. Filing cabinets. What kind of pony went around putting money in random spots? What thought process leads to: Oh, look! A desk in the urban wilderness. Let’s put some caps in there. Not much -- just enough to buy a sandwich.

495Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:19 pm

Travelcube

Travelcube

"Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face."

-Vincent, from Pulp Fiction

http://justhellapornoallthetime.com

496Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:31 pm

Ziggles

Ziggles

"You happened to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period."

497Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:57 pm

D-Munny

D-Munny

:"Yes you did! Yes you did! You tried to fuck him! And Marsellus Wallace doesn't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace!"

498Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:39 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

Favourite Quotes - Page 20 MUkDV
I am so happy to see that finally people are starting to stand up in this kingdom of oppression.

499Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:25 am

Packie

Packie

"American commando's walk away from explosions, SAS members walk into them"

I may have misqouted it, but tought it was a funny statement

500Favourite Quotes - Page 20 Empty Re: Favourite Quotes Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:21 am

D-Munny

D-Munny

"Britain has Royal Weddings and Olympic celebrations."

"'Murrica kills terrorist leaders and sends shit to Mars."

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