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Re: Favourite Quotes Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:31 pm
Bowen
"I've never, in my entire life pronounced a semicolon."
"A semi-colon sounds like a halfhearted fart."
The comments in a Cracked article.
Poor Semi. No wonder he got no respect.
"A semi-colon sounds like a halfhearted fart."
The comments in a Cracked article.
Poor Semi. No wonder he got no respect.
578 Re: Favourite Quotes Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:35 pm
Travelcube
I miss semi, but I'd much rather have Rare back.
579 Re: Favourite Quotes Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:21 pm
AwesomeMedic
"Life is getting tough because God is afraid of your progress"
"Stare at the sun until it blinks."
"Stare at the sun until it blinks."
580 Re: Favourite Quotes Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:33 pm
Ziggles
I like to put my heart into all my farts. Because it rhymes, you see. And nobody wants to hear an accidental fart, you want some vigor put into it. But not, you know, too much.Bowen wrote:"I've never, in my entire life pronounced a semicolon."
"A semi-colon sounds like a halfhearted fart."
The comments in a Cracked article.
Poor Semi. No wonder he got no respect.
581 Re: Favourite Quotes Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:49 am
Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad
"Oh no! I clicked without reading!"
"And I slightly modified something I owned!"
"WE'RE MONSTERS!" *sobbing*
--Futurama
"And I slightly modified something I owned!"
"WE'RE MONSTERS!" *sobbing*
--Futurama
582 Re: Favourite Quotes Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:15 pm
D-Munny
"Welcome to the second semester of senior year, where everything's made up and the grades don't matter."
A friend on Facebook.
A friend on Facebook.
583 Re: Favourite Quotes Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:39 am
D-Munny
"A date!? Did you tell her you have two sets of genitals, Robert!? A vagina and a coochie!? That's a conjunction!"
584 Re: Favourite Quotes Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:45 pm
Ziggles
"Did I say he had four nuts? Well, he also had four dicks."
"I heard that motherfucker had, like, thirty goddamn dicks."
"I heard that motherfucker had, like, thirty goddamn dicks."
585 Re: Favourite Quotes Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:52 am
Icriex the Hyperbolic
They say most of your brain shuts down in cryo-sleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side. No wonder I'm still awake. -Richard B. Riddick, Pitch Black
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586 Re: Favourite Quotes Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:19 pm
Icriex the Hyperbolic
"I like to think of corgis as sawed-off German Shepherds." -Jordan ████████
"A child in space is like a bear in a closet. It doesn't belong there. -Jacob ███████
"A child in space is like a bear in a closet. It doesn't belong there. -Jacob ███████
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588 Re: Favourite Quotes Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:20 am
Icriex the Hyperbolic
Last name removed to preserve anonymity. Would [Redacted] have been more appropriate?
589 Re: Favourite Quotes Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:55 pm
Tuomey
King Under The Bridge
I thought you meant...
Actually nevermind.
I prefer not to talk about that ...place.
Let's just say I thought you meant something different and horrible.
[REDACTED] might've made more sense, I guess.
Are you familiar with the SCP Foundation?
Actually nevermind.
I prefer not to talk about that ...place.
Let's just say I thought you meant something different and horrible.
[REDACTED] might've made more sense, I guess.
Are you familiar with the SCP Foundation?
591 Re: Favourite Quotes Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:24 pm
Ziggles
I love the SPC Foundation. My favorite SPC is that weird one where [REDACTED]
592 Re: Favourite Quotes Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:07 am
Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad
Oh man, I know just what you're talking about!
593 Re: Favourite Quotes Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:27 am
Tuomey
King Under The Bridge
See, I thought you were talking about a terrible place tangentially related to the foundation.
Also, Ziggy, I think you're looking for the SHARK PUNCHING CENTRE
Also, Ziggy, I think you're looking for the SHARK PUNCHING CENTRE
596 Re: Favourite Quotes Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:49 pm
Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad
Damnit, I wanted to post a clip from Despicable Me but it failed.
597 Re: Favourite Quotes Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:00 am
AwesomeMedic
"Nothing feels better than a blowjob, except taking a huge shit."
598 Re: Favourite Quotes Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:21 pm
Icriex the Hyperbolic
“I can sit here and jerk off for 5 years. And I will.” - Fredrik “tiamo” Neij, co-founder of TPB
599 Re: Favourite Quotes Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:14 am
Bowen
Alright, Brain, maybe if we stare at him hard enough he'll burst into flame! Go! This is your chance to redeem yourself!
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