TTBM #4? 5? I don't even-

@dewmann: No, but sit and fart in the duck! []

I....I...?

Guys? JT is scaring me.

Just don't rape the dog.

TTBM: Literally just had this conversation with my sister, which started when she was holding the kitten in a way that I've repeatedly told her that he doesn't like being held in, which she must have realized anyway, given how distressed his mewing was.

Me: Let him go! He doesn't like that!
Her: *Let's him go* But he always wants to be held by you. (This was said in a scathing tone)
Me: That's because I don't hold him with his back down, he doesn't like being held like that.
Her: Yeah, well then, how come he licks me more?

She basically said that Russell likes me more in one sentence, and then said that he likes her more in another.
Her lack of logic baffles me.

But I guess the biggest TTBM is that despite being told multiple times to not cradle Russelll because he doesn't like it, she still does so.
Imagine Elmyra from Tiny Toons, and you'll get the idea.

Does your sister get therapy, Dewwy?

No, but perhaps that would help, particularly with her biggest issue; never learning from the past.

TTBM: My mother again.
She lost my new prescription, blamed it on me, yelled at me for ten minutes, sent me out to the car to go look for it for ten minutes then came out and said "oh it was here in my bag (NOTE: WHERE I SAID IT WAS). Why didn't you get it off me before?"

She also lost some other information important to getting a medical card (entitles you to free healthcare) and is blaming it on.

Not to mention she's blaming the fact that I need to get the form stamped by my college on me too.

Also, she's shouting a lot and playing a stupid fucking nursery rhyme tape that would make me murder everything really loudly.

Here in Quebec we too have a medical card for free health care, surgery...And everyone have it....EVERYONE!

Yeah, here you only get if [ARBITRARY BULLSHIT]

I'mma move back to England if I get a chance - everyone has free healthcare and they're not closing every other emergency department.

Here, our emergency rooms are packed. It takes pretty much forever just to see a doctor.

It does give us some good caricatures and one panel comics in our journals, though...



Translation:

I'm bringing my mom to the emergency room...have supper, do your homework, go to school tomorrow...and if I'm not back for your 18th birthday...forgive me!!!

Is it just TV or does everyone really go to the ER for the smallest things? Personally, I've never been to one in my life. I've even broken my hand once and still haven't been sent there.

Well in Quebec Gorgro, its just like you said...someone have a cold, he go to the hospital.

TTBM: In just two months, more or less, enough dust and grime has settled on the keyboard my sister uses to make it harder for me to use. The only reason I'm using it now is because she thought the keyboard was broken (Thankfully, all I needed to do was restart the computer) and so she had switched over to the computer I typically use.

For a second I was starting to freak out, because if this keyboard actually did break, then our father would bitch out the both of us, even though my sister is the one who uses this computer much more often.

TTBM#2: I saw the kitten, Russell, resting in an open box. I thought it was adorable, and, since he wasn't sleeping, and I had been watching him for a couple of minutes, I eventually slowly reached out to pet him.
As soon as I touched him, he hissed and clawed.
Immediatley after that though, he was fine with being pet, but that was quite a shock, because he's normally fine with people.

Perhaps it's just due to my intense disliking of her, but I'm thinking that has my sister written all over it, considering how much she coddles him, and how little she cares if she's doing something to him that he doesn't like.

Gorgro wrote:Is it just TV or does everyone really go to the ER for the smallest things? Personally, I've never been to one in my life. I've even broken my hand once and still haven't been sent there.

Sometimes people do and those people are fucking dicks.
I was forced to go because I broke my finger once.
I was like, "they're just going to strap it to the other finger."
They just strapped it to the other finger.

I never go to the hospital if I can help it.

TTBM: People who exaggerate things that are wrong with them.
"I sprained my wrist OMIGODOWTHEPAIN AUFGH"
"Scale of one to ten, sir?"
"OVERNINETHOUSAND"

I mean, some people might have to go to the hospital because they're having seizures and could die.
Y'know, just saying.
*cough*

TTBM:Rubik's cubes are HARD.

TTBM: No work, Need money, Homophobic-racist dad yelling about black people...FML

I thought all Canadians were hockey players or lumberjacks...or moose...[]

TTBM: This -> http://ow.ly/5IoYz

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TTBM: I can't watch MLP:FIN freely because if anyone else in the house caught me watching it, I'd get teased.
Like today I finnaly got around to feeling confevet enough to try picking up where I left off more then a month ago, and then I fled from the computer because I saw that Dogbreath was driving in.

JT_the_Ninja wrote:I thought all Canadians were hockey players or lumberjacks...or moose...[]

*Grab his axe*

What did you just say?

*start cutting tree*

He's not a lumberjack. Otherwise he'd chop all day, he'd skip and jump, he'd like to press wildflowers; he'd put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars...

Maybe he's a Mountie? []

JT_the_Ninja wrote:Maybe he's a Mountie? []

A Mountie? I never realised. Boy, am I feeling sheepish now...

So my sister and I decided to try this free trial of Lovefilm (basically because I didn't particularly want to go halves on a bunch of Studio Ghibli films off Amazon) and it doesn't really have the films we want available to stream.
But it turns out you have to ring them up to cancel the damn account and I'm worried if I leave it it'll start charging MY card. I really do not want to have to ring up some bloody LoveFilm call centre and have some poor employee try and persuade me to keep an account I don't want. Why can't my sister just get the damn films herself? She was happy enough to watch all mine that I paid for.

LoveFilm is also what happens when you don't wash enough.