I just pulled the drama tag.

Pregnant AGAIN?

NO-ONE TOLD ME I WAS PREGNANT THE FIRST TIME

HOW MANY CHILDREN DO I HAVE?

WHO HAVE I BEEN HAVING SEX WITH?
WAS IT YOU, SARCASMIC?
WILL MY BABY BE A CUBE?
I WILL EAT IT JUST TO TEACH YOU A LESSON FOR HAVING SEX WITH ME.

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10-7-2012: 9:17:29pm

SO ARE YOU A DINO THEN? ARE YOU STARVED? (Dinos ate their young if no other food was available)

OKAY MOLTENFIELD
YOU CAUGHT ME
I AM ACTUALLY GORGRO
ARE YOU HAPPY?

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10-7-2012: 10:04:59am

And TACO is the father! []

Robots can't have babies, JT, that is silly.

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10-7-2012: 4:12:37pm

They're ROBO-BABIES!

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Robo-space babies?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I am putting them up for adoption. They are twins.

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11-7-2012: 4:14:35pm

Guess what everyone! I just adopted twins!

Raise them to be Jedi! Emotions are shameful! Suppress them!
(Up next: DRAMA)

I am back! From the far-off and exotic land of MANCHESTER! I went to a Thai restaurant!

BUT THE FOOD DIDN'T AGREE WITH YOU

IT WAS TOO SPICY

SUDDENLY, A WAVE OF SRIRACHA SAUCE COVERS YOU ALL! []

I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO SWIM OH NO I BETTER FLAIL AROUND RANDOMLY, ACCIDENTALLY SUBMERGING SEVERAL PEOPLE NEARBY

HOW CAN YOU FLAIL WITHOUT ARMS!!!

I CAN FLAIL IF I WANT TO

I CAN LEAVE MY FRIENDS BEHIND

CAUSE MY FRIENDS DONT FLAIL

AND IF THEY DONT FLAIL

THEN THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE

Sarcasmic actually coats himself in Repulsion Gel and locks himself in an enclosed space.

But then...Jonny becomes a Gyarados! []

BUT HES ALREADY A BLASTOISE!?!?!?!!?!

!

*USES TACKLE*

Wait, is that a SHINY? []

*USES BOLT-STRIKE* (yes this is a legit move)