I just pulled the drama tag.

So now Taco and Gorgro are married but Taco is OMG HAVING AN AFFAIR... but with who?

Continue with drama.

~Spits coffee~
What?! This must be investigated!
(Can I get my Sherlock Holmes Hat, and magnifying glass? :3)

Having found out who Taco's lover is, Dewmann is on his way to reveal this news to Gorgro when he gets into a CAR CRASH !!!!1!!1!!11!

He falls into a coma, and wakes up 5 months later, only life has changed and half of his friends are dead, the other half hollow shells of their former selves. He contemplates suicide, only it turns out all of that part was a dream. A DREAM HE WAS HAVING IN THE COMA!!!1!

DUN DUN DUNNNN!

Of course, I am on the run after being caught in a compromising position with a mudkip.

logically I'm the one who cought Jonny with said mudkip.

Then, a Companion Cube mercilessly kills both Packie and Jonny! Then, the camera pans out and shows a autistic child on a video game website!!!!!!!1 BIG TWIST

I'm the wacky friend who does something horrible during season 2, but that's not me, THAT'S MY EVIL TWIN BROTHER(S)! ZOMFGWTFBBQLOLROFLCOPTER!!!!!1

Meanwhile, JT's cell phone rings. "Hey...sup? Yeah, just chillin' at Starbucks. See you later? Cool." *click*

TO WHOM WAS JT TALKING?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? []

Later on Rare sees Tuomey leaving from a Starbucks, but DOESN'T REALISE THIS WAS ACTUALLY A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STARBUCKS AND TUOMEY WAS BUYING WEAPONRY, NOT ON THE PHONE!!!!!!1112411ONE

With Jonny dead, his parallel twin who is still a turtle-dragon must assume his place in the world!

Oh snap! The test results are in and Gorgro IS the father! Can Rare and Someguy cope with the revolutionary discovery!?

Someguy has yet to learn about a terrible secret between Jonny and Tuomey! What could it possibly be?

Dewmann wakes up from the coma just 2 days later and reveals that HE was the one Taco was having an affair with. But then he reveals the information that nobody knew about.
He pulls away his silicone mask and out pops a raptor head.
Gorgro's best friend who turns out to be his worst enemy, the Socratesaur Bloodshrink.

Then the real Dewmann screams "NOOOOOOOOO!" TO the sky in another room for no apparent reason.

Altough Packie was presumed to be dead by a cube hitting him, his body had been taken away before paramedics arrived by a secret organisation, reviving him.This leads to Packie suddenly
re-appearing a few weeks later.

"We have to move the island!" Rare Locke says over dramatic music!

SB makes Cake in the adjacent Room.

"It gives me something to do!" he says, happily churning butter.

But little does SB realize, there is no flour for the cake!

*DA DUH DUUUUUUN!*

he used blck powder instead of flour!

Suddenly, Rare's evil twin shows up!

she has amnesia!

"Oh dear! No Flour! Guess I'll use this unkown, presumably delicious substance
~Pours Gunpowder and Hydrochloric acid in cake and stirs happily~

Suddenly, tacoline gets shot in the stomach by a figure hidden by the camera!

Tuomey wrote:So now Taco and Gorgro are married but Taco is OMG HAVING AN AFFAIR... but with who?

Continue with drama.

wait wait wait... WUT!
i didnt order this
(didnt read the first page when i started posting XD)

Don't play dumb, Taco, you're cheating on Gorgro...

...WITH SB8! How do I know this, you might say? I was spying on you! Gorgro became suspicious when you were flirting on the night of the party, so he took me aside and secretly asked me to keep an eye on you and to tell him what you were doing when you were "going out for a walk"! I didn't want to, but he insisted, and you know how raptors are...so I followed you everywhere you went, and I saw you do things with SB8...things so mature and shocking that, when I found out, the last scene of the episode was my shocked face and the camera man didn't even turn around to show what I was looking at! But now that I told the truth, I shall also say the horrible thing you two did, in spoilers of course...

Spoiler:

That's the forbidden dance!