I just pulled the drama tag.

And then, suddenly, the top hats multiplied...[]

Suddenly Semi wears socks WITH SANDALS.

Shit just got real

yeah okay
i'm dressing up
as rare
for a fancy dress party

OH WHAT NOW PAL

WHOA WHOA WHOA
BACK THE FUN BUS THE FUCK UP
WHY ARE YOU TAKING MY PLACE AT PARTIES
WHY WASN'T I INFORMED
AM I HUMAN
OR AM I DANCER

>not denying wearing socks and sandals

confirmed for dorker

I did not have socksual relations with that sandal.

Then WHY did police find trainer socks in your hive at 5am this morning!?

And WHY were they monogrammed CF?

And WHY are we capitalizing whys?

WHY indeed!?

WHAT IS WHY. BABY DON'T HURT WHY. DON'T HURT WHY. NO WHY.

Suddenly, it was revealed that Rare was the father of Zebra's babies....[]

What.

The DNA tests are conclusive. You are the father. []

Suddenly!

"These tests...they were FORGED."

WHO IS TRYING TO HIDE THEIR TRUE PARENTIALSHIP?

Hrm, there seem to be oil-stains on the test results...[]

Oil Stains...From a TRAIN or ROBOT?

BOTH! These children have three parents??????

SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAT

The oil appears to be consistent with grease from poutine...[]

THREE FATHERS! MAYBE FOUR BUT THATD BE REALLY KINKY

And there's always the stereotype that black guys never admit to fatherhood of unexpected children. Of course, I am in no way implying that these kids may be mine.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the convenience store.

*ZIP*

QUICK, STOP THAT BLACK MAN.

I'M FROM KENYA. STOPPING ME IS A PHYSICAL IMPOSSIBILITY.