I just pulled the drama tag.

I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED
SHE SAID YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTY AND YOUR UNCLE IN BEL-AIR

Just then, someguy won the thread. []

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

-GAME!" Dewmann shouted whilst finishing his introductions to the good friend of alcohol-drinking people everywhere, Jack Daniels, Esq.

Then him and Tuomey raced shopping trolleys down a hill.

AND THEN RARE RETURNED WITH THE STOLEN CAKE.

BUT THE CAKE TASTED TERRIBLE AND MADE EVERYONE MAD

IT WAS A QUEEN ELIZABETH CAKE

I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THE CAKE WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME FEEL BAD

IT WAS A VICTORIA SPONGE CAKE OKAY

MADE WITH REAL VICTORIA

And then JT said something that hurt everyone's feelings. []

DUN DUN DUUUUUUN

I was just re-reading the Drama Tag storyline in Shortpacked! and I realized
Somebody pulled my house's drama tag YEARS AGO and DIDN'T TELL ME

AND THEN AM RAN OUT OF MEDIGUN POWER RIGHT AS THE RESISTANCE WAS BEING ATTACKED

WOAH

WOAH

WOAH

BACK THE FUN BUS THE FUCK UP

LOOK AT THIS FROM THE FIRST PAGE.

Rare ♥ wrote:Oh snap! The test results are in and Gorgro IS the father! Can Rare and Someguy cope with the revolutionary discovery!?

THIS WAS IN NOVEMBER OF 2010.

WELL BEFORE THE CLASH BETWEEN RARE AND SOMEGUY BEGAN.

AND YET RARE WAS WONDERING HOW RARE AND SOMEGUY WOULD COPE WITH GORGRO BEING THE FATHER.

THERE'S SOMETHING WE'RE NOT BEING TOLD HERE.

HOW CLOSE WERE RARE AND SOMEGUY BEFORE THEY HAD THE FALLING OUT?

IS IT AN ACTUAL FALLING OUT OR IS THIS ANOTHER PART OF A PLOT OF THEIR'S?

HAVE THEY BEEN LYING TO US THE WHOLE TIME?

LYING TO ME THE WHOLE TIME?

WILL MY CAPS LOCK EVER COME UNSTUCK?

WILL I EVER LEARN HOW TO USE THE SHIFT KEY?

EVERTYHING IS WRONG

YES, IT'S TRUE.

I ATE THOSE COOKIES, NOT SB

Dewmann wrote:WOAH

WOAH

WOAH

BACK THE FUN BUS THE FUCK UP

LOOK AT THIS FROM THE FIRST PAGE.

Rare ♥ wrote:Oh snap! The test results are in and Gorgro IS the father! Can Rare and Someguy cope with the revolutionary discovery!?

THIS WAS IN NOVEMBER OF 2010.

WELL BEFORE THE CLASH BETWEEN RARE AND SOMEGUY BEGAN.

AND YET RARE WAS WONDERING HOW RARE AND SOMEGUY WOULD COPE WITH GORGRO BEING THE FATHER.

THERE'S SOMETHING WE'RE NOT BEING TOLD HERE.

HOW CLOSE WERE RARE AND SOMEGUY BEFORE THEY HAD THE FALLING OUT?

IS IT AN ACTUAL FALLING OUT OR IS THIS ANOTHER PART OF A PLOT OF THEIR'S?

HAVE THEY BEEN LYING TO US THE WHOLE TIME?

LYING TO ME THE WHOLE TIME?

WILL MY CAPS LOCK EVER COME UNSTUCK?

WILL I EVER LEARN HOW TO USE THE SHIFT KEY?

EVERTYHING IS WRONG

WHAT DEEP SECRET BETWEEN ME AND CHARLES THAT WE ARE HIDING IN LIGHT OF OUR NEW RIVALRY?!

THIS IS THE PART WHERE I FEEL SO BETRAYED THAT I GET MY OWN GRITTY SPIN OFF SERIES

But then,

BUMBLEBEARS!!!! []

THAT BUMBLEBEAR KILLED MY FAMILY

IM SO ANGRY IM GOING TO EAT HIM

GET THE FUCK OVER HERE YOU TASTY LITTLE BEAR

"Hello. My name is Sarcasmic Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to get eaten."

Sarcasmic doesn't care about the rest of his family. He's just pissed about his dad getting eaten.

MY DAD IS MY FAMILY MOTHERFUCKER

ALSO SEMI IS PREGNANT

AGAIN