I just pulled the drama tag.

AND THEN WE WERE ALL MOON

"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"

But who was phone? []

DOG WAS PHONE

We are all phone in our hearts

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

Mr Phone?

How about Mrs Phone?

All of a sudden, Ms. Pac-man bursts in! Pakku pakku pakku....[]

Sarcasmic wrote:BUT HES ALREADY A BLASTOISE!?!?!?!!?!

!

Muaha! Disguising myself as a Blastoise was my cunning plan all along!

Jonny wrote:

Sarcasmic wrote:BUT HES ALREADY A BLASTOISE!?!?!?!!?!

!

Muaha! Disguising myself as a Blastoise was my cunning plan all along!

Clever Gyarados...[]

Operating the mechanical arms and legs was a nightmare.

I should have known when you used hyperbeam against the secret alien imposters WHO HAVE JUST BEGAN THEIR SECOND WAVE OF ATTACK.

BUT DON'T HURT THEM BECAUSE I LOVE THEM

DAMNIT SARCASMIC YOU ARE A CUBE

YOUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN

LOVE ONLY LEADS TO INCINERATORS

man we're all just prostitutes in god's woodchipper

Quit mixing metaphors! []

MY LOVE IS FORBIDDEN

THAT JUST MAKES IT THAT MUCH SWEETER

I would like to join the love polygon.
Which are the appropriate forms to fill out to join the love?

Suddenly and with no begging from Someguy at all...




"SEMI! It was I, The Great And Glorious Top Hat, who killed your mother. And now I have returned, to finish the job!"

*Hits Semi's zombie mother in the brain with Sarcasmic.*

HA HA

THE JOKE'S ON YOU, MY MOTHER IS ACTUALLY SUPERMAN

AS PAYMENT FOR DOING THE JOB, I HAVE STOLEN ZEBRA'S HAT

SOMEONE MAKE A RUDIMENTARY AVATAR SHOWING THIS

NEIGH.

THAT HAT IS A POWER BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING, FOOLISH CUBE.

I UNDERSTAND ALL POWERS

ESPECIALLY YOURS