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26Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:50 am

Hollyღ

Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight

You: A/S/L

Stranger: American.

You: Oh cool. I'm French.

Stranger: Dude we kicked your ass in the cold war.

You: ...I think your mistaking us for Soviets..

Stranger: Uh, no, we put them in the concentration camps DUH

You: You failed school didn't you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Dies a little inside


27Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:56 am

Guest


Guest

Stranger: hi
You: Evenin'
Stranger: hi
Stranger: michelle 15 f
You: Right O.
You: I suppose I'm 1 year younger than you then
You: Still, not by much.
Stranger: ic
Stranger: so wanna see a pic of me?
You: I'd rather not, just for purposes of anonymity.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bugger. She seemed really keen to tell me all about her, but I just wasn't bothered.

28Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:59 am

Gorgro

Gorgro
Glorious Leader

It was probably just an FBI agent who had no time to mess around.

"He said yes! SEND IN THE SWAT TEAM"

https://treehouse.forumotion.com

29Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:00 pm

someguy3657

someguy3657

You: hey
Stranger: harry potter or twilight? choose wisely.
You: Harry
Stranger: hello bestest friend!
You: it took my 2 seconds to decide
You: those two seconds were used to read the question
Stranger: I'm a HP addict
You: I read all the books, both in french and english
Stranger: woah thats awesome
You: I did not even touch Twilight
Stranger: Twilight is so just ugh. it's horrid.
Stranger: doesn't even compare to Harry
You: wait, I got a site explaining it, brb
You: it's long, but awesome
You: http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight
Stranger: one glance and it already seems hilarious
You:
Stranger: well happy horcrux hunting! must go now!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

30Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Wed Jun 30, 2010 5:05 pm

Hollyღ

Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight

someguy3657 wrote:You: hey
Stranger: harry potter or twilight? choose wisely.
You: Harry
Stranger: hello bestest friend!
You: it took my 2 seconds to decide
You: those two seconds were used to read the question
Stranger: I'm a HP addict
You: I read all the books, both in french and english
Stranger: woah thats awesome
You: I did not even touch Twilight
Stranger: Twilight is so just ugh. it's horrid.
Stranger: doesn't even compare to Harry
You: wait, I got a site explaining it, brb
You: it's long, but awesome
You: http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight
Stranger: one glance and it already seems hilarious
You:
Stranger: well happy horcrux hunting! must go now!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kinda NSFW

Stranger: Yo
You: Harry Potter or Twilight?
Stranger: Warriors.
You: The cat series?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: VIVA LA PUSSY
You: And cats too!
Stranger: Lmao!
Stranger: Wanna pet my pussy?
You: As soon as you get that cat off your lap!
Stranger: LMAO!
Stranger: Email?
You: Ayan334@yahoo.com
Stranger: [gives email]
Stranger: TTYL?
You: NP ; )
Stranger: =D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



31Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:42 am

someguy3657

someguy3657

NSFW, BUT FUNNY AS HELL


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: i am looking a horny girl for sex ?
You: I'm one
Stranger: ok nice
Stranger: asl pls
You: 18
You: canada
You: f
Stranger: 23 m
Stranger: 9 inch dic
Stranger: i am feeling so sex
Stranger: can you give me compony
You: ok, but only if we roleplay
Stranger: ofcource
Stranger: you like a big dic
Stranger: i have
You: I'll be your mom, and you'll be everyone else in town
Stranger: ok
Stranger: then
You: I'm on a street corner, whoring myself to pay for food for me and my 23 year old guy who wont leave the house and find a real girlfriend.
You: is there anyone around?
Stranger: yes iam there
You: son, get back in the house
Stranger: yes mom
You: I'm busy having sex with fat peoples
You: for cash to pay for your lazy ass
Stranger: so
Stranger: mom is it true
You: that youre an accident? yes
Stranger: yes
You: yes
Stranger: after
You: heck, your dad could be a dog, for all I know. I was such a slut that day
Stranger: ok
You: btw, son, stop pretending your dick is 9 inches long. I know it's 2 inches when erected
Stranger: no baby it real dic
Stranger: it so long
Stranger: and see in my paint
You: it's so long that, if you place it on your keyboard, it would go from A to Z, right?
Stranger: ha ha ha ha
Stranger: it is use only for fucking a girl baby
You: you fuck babies? you sick fuck
Stranger: bye sick old girl go to hell
You: IM A GUY
You: LOSER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

32Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:59 am

Guest


Guest

Stranger: so, i uhh... i heard some things...
You: Mudkipz?
Stranger: yeah, i herd u liek dem.
You: I DO! I LUuuuuuuuuuuuurve Mudkipz! :3
Stranger: ORLY?:D
You: Ya RLY!
Stranger: i luuuuuurve mudkipz too!~
You: MUD!
Stranger: KIPZ!
You: The only Mud-FISH Pokémon!

33Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:06 am

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

I am never using this website.

34Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:16 am

Hollyღ

Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight

someguy3657 wrote:NSFW, BUT FUNNY AS HELL

I was giggling all the way through, but as soon as I read "Son get back in the house" I fell off my seat laughing.

You: Welcome Stranger!
Stranger: thx
You: Got some things that might interest ya!
Stranger: I got a huge [censored]
You: Stranger, Stranger, now that's a weapon!
Stranger: Im gonna leave now
You: Come back anytime!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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35Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:26 am

Guest


Guest

Here's a slightly rude one. I was feeling a little Grammar Nazi-ish at the start, then he went a little 'loco' on my tail.

Stranger: m or f
You: Masculine.
You: What's it to you?
Stranger: to see if i can go out wit u
You: Hmm. Well, I imagine that it isn't possible: 1) Consider that I have no desire for a girlfriend at this moment in time. 2) I don't believe you are a girl. 3) I imagine you live somewhere inaccessible to me and 4) Revise your grammar for God's sake!
Stranger: shut the fuck up\
Stranger: im a boy
You: I suspected as such.
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: u sayin i cant write
Stranger: u a fuckin nerd
You: Well, at least I'll be able to get somewhere in life.
Stranger: o
Stranger: k
Stranger: bitch
You: Tu me fait: Lolling.
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: look who cant write
You: Ah, you are not familiar with French?
Stranger: NAH But ur mother is
You: Nice! I admire that insult, because of it's originality.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bitchhh
Stranger: Tu ere un fukin mmq
Stranger: mamagueboooo
You: I believe you are mixing up elements of French with Spanish my boy.
Stranger: i aint mixin shit up
Stranger: i am spanish
You: Latin America?
Stranger: im dominican
Stranger: fukin estupido
Stranger: oye ame favor y bete pa carajo
You: If you're going to use the common English expletive, at least spell it right.
Stranger: callate
You: Right, I'm off in haste. Farewell Gringo.
Stranger: im not gringo
Stranger: u are
You: Fair enough.
You: A Bientot.
Stranger: suck a dick
Stranger: and choke on it
You: I'd rather not.

36Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:30 am

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

Way to tell that random dude on the Internet off!

37Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:48 am

Packie

Packie

carlo zegt:
hoi
packie zegt:
hello
carlo zegt:
hoe was de diploma uitrijking?
packie zegt:
leuk
carlo zegt:
oke
packie zegt:
vooral het tijdreizen
carlo zegt:
wat zijden ze?
packie zegt:
de normale dingen
carlo zegt:
lol
packie zegt:
valt je niet iets op?
carlo zegt:
um nee
packie zegt:
kijk is goed naar mijn derde post
carlo zegt:
tijdrijzen is tog gewoon of niet?
packie zegt:
ja, maar meestal gaat het met 1 secone per seconde..
carlo zegt:
jup
maar bedoelde je niet met tijdrijzen als met je gedachte terug denken aan vroeger in je school tijd?
packie zegt:
nee, ik bedoel dat de diplomauitrijking pas over een paar dagen is
carlo zegt:
ow echt?
bij ons was gister havo en vandaag mavo
dus ik denk hij heefd hem al
packie zegt:
sh, ok
carlo zegt:
maar hoe is het verders?
packie zegt:
wel goed
carlo zegt:
oke mooi


A conversation I had with my nephew, I know it's Dutch, but I'll translate it later

Transluation:
carlo said:
hoi
packie said:
hello
carlo said:
How was the diploma ceremony?
packie said:
nice
carlo said:
oke
packie said:
especially the time travel
carlo said:
what did they say?
packie said:
the normal stuff
carlo said:
lol
packie zegt:
haven't you noticed something?
carlo said:
um no
packie said:
look closely at my third post
carlo zegt:
timetravel is normal, isn't it?
packie zegt:
yes, but usually it is just one second per second..
carlo zegt:
yeah
but didn't you mean a trip down memory lane with timetraveling?
packie zegt:
no, I meant that the the ceremony is actually a few days from now
carlo zegt:
ow really?
with us it was yesterday havo and today mavo
so I think he has it already
packie zegt:
ok
carlo zegt:
how is it going?
packie zegt:
fine
carlo zegt:
ok nice



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38Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:57 am

Samiam

Samiam

I found you out, Duck!
Spoiler:

39Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:47 am

Hollyღ

Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight

^ Hahaha our Transformers Roleplay.

This one happened a few days ago but I forgot to upload it.

You: Hey
Stranger: Hey ASL?
You: 20 f
Stranger: Oh cool pics?
You: Yea
You: Just a sec
Stranger: K
You: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Istockphoto_677043_blonde_girl
Stranger: Whoa boo you hot!
You: ...Yes I know
Stranger: Where you live you never said
You: Pandora
Stranger: No kidding! Like form avatar?
You: Yes!
Stranger: Then why arent you blo?
You: I forgot to transformer into my Navi self. You see, we need to transform they just didn't show that part in the movie.
Stranger: that so cool got a pic?
You: Yup! Just a sec
Stranger: kk boo
You:Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 W8l1xg
Stranger: !!!!! boo you be tripping hot!
You: Thank ye
Stranger: Omg do you have a pic of you on yer dragon thang?
You: Naturally! Just a second
Stranger: This is fricking cool
Stranger: can u take me to pandoera?
Stranger: You there boo?
You: Yeah sorry, I was just searching through my thousands of pictures of Pandora
Stranger: WO!
Stranger: WOW!
You: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 2h6g9zt
Stranger: DAMN BOO
Stranger: Take me wit?
You: Sorry, I have to, it's hunting hour.
Stranger: Sooo cool wait until my friends here bout this

40Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:25 am

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

Oh, dear.

41Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:34 am

Samiam

Samiam

(Over Xbox Live)

Me: Say it with me Jonny Naw'lins!

Jonny: New Orleans

Me: No Naw'lins!

Jonny: Nawlins

Me: No Naw'lins!

Jonny: Naw'lins

Rare: I don't know what to say to you guys,

Me: You say Naw'lins is what you say!

42Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:28 am

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

*Me surrounded my zombies while being Smokered*

Samiam: It kinda looks like you're in a rave with zombies dancing around you.

Me: I suppose that is what the Monster Mash looks like.

43Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:07 am

Hollyღ

Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight

Over Xbox Live;

Sam: Spooky lets go rolling in the hay!
Me: 'Aight!
Sam/Me: "Tiddle tiddle tiddle teehee tehee!"
Jonny: *Comes into barn and stares*
Sam/Me: NO YOU'RE NOT INVITED. *Melee*

44Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:27 am

someguy3657

someguy3657

Damn it, now I wanna join you guys

45Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:22 am

A Sinister Speaker



Damn I want in on this lmao

46Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:30 am

Hollyღ

Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight

Me: The witch looks like Lindsey Lohan
Ryan: That is the most amazing thing I've ever heard.
Me: Look...she's dead..just like her career.



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47Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:30 am

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

L4D2 is glorious. It is the only place a Pinata, a crocoduck and a plumber can attack zombies together.

48Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:34 am

Hollyღ

Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight

Jonny wrote:L4D2 is glorious. It is the only place a Pinata, a crocoduck and a plumber can attack zombies together.

Not to mention a Riolu, and later today, a Taco with extra cheese sauce!

49Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:35 am

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

Wait, so when are you going on the game? Because I was going to watch The Girl who Leapt Through Time but I could totally attack some zombies with you.

50Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.  - Page 2 Empty Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:40 am

Hollyღ

Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight

Jonny wrote:Wait, so when are you going on the game? Because I was going to watch The Girl who Leapt Through Time but I could totally attack some zombies with you.

Hahah I just got off, with a friend from college. I won't be on until later tonight, but I will let ya'll know when I'm available.

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