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[02:01:32] Top Hat Zebra : She fell in the Chatbox!!!!

[02:01:42] @ Rare : Quick, someone go after her!

[02:01:56] * Moltenfield ties a rope

[02:02:14] * Rare ties rope to Molten

[02:02:19] Top Hat Zebra : !!!!!

[02:02:22] * Moltenfield ties a rope onto a pole

[02:02:30] * Moltenfield ties the rope to his waist

[02:02:38] @ Rare : Ready to go down into the chatbox, mate?

[02:02:40] * Top Hat Zebra ties rope to himself

[02:02:43] * Moltenfield jumps into hole

[02:02:52] @ Rare : Goodluck!

[02:02:59] * Top Hat Zebra goes after Moltenfield

[02:03:04] @ Rare : I can't watch, are they okay? Did they go down the hole?

[02:03:11] :)kiwi(: : if you die you missed out, pies are awesome!

[02:03:11] Moltenfield : (hey put monsters in here)

[02:03:15] Moltenfield : Yes we are okay

[02:03:19] Top Hat Zebra : Wait.... cant you fly Rare?

[02:03:41] * :)kiwi(: feels lonely and also jumps in

[02:03:47] @ Rare : Yeah but I'm not about to fly down some dark hole that leads into the depths of the chatbox

[02:03:54] * Rare grabs Kiwi

[02:03:54] Moltenfield : Catch her!

[02:04:02] Top Hat Zebra : Me niether

[02:04:04] @ Rare : Kiwi you know not of the dangers down there!

[02:04:13] @ Rare : You wanna know what horrors lurk in the that hole?

[02:04:22] Moltenfield : STUFF?!

[02:04:23] Top Hat Zebra : Thats what she said

[02:04:23] Dewmann has been disconnected on Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:04 am (session timeout)

[02:04:30] @ Rare : FUTONS. Giant mattresses that will squish you flat.

[02:04:31] :)kiwi(: : lol ill do anything to save cat!

[02:04:41] Top Hat Zebra : WAIT

[02:04:48] :)kiwi(: : shes my lover!!!!!!!!

[02:04:52] Top Hat Zebra : There are futons down here!?!?!?!?

[02:04:56] Moltenfield : roflmao

[02:04:59] Moltenfield : yes

[02:05:01] * Rare hovers above everyone

[02:05:04] :)kiwi(: : thats also what she said

[02:05:06] Moltenfield : but I am not an owl

[02:05:07] @ Rare : Yes, there are futons!

[02:05:09] Top Hat Zebra : I thought you put thoses in the rules thread!?!?!?!

[02:05:18] @ Rare : They...THEY ESCAPED.

[02:05:27] Top Hat Zebra : COME GET ME!!!

[02:05:31] Top Hat Zebra : IM SCARED

[02:05:32] * Moltenfield unsheathes his sword

[02:05:36] @ Rare : They made a hive in the chatbox! I bet that explains the glitches....

[02:05:42] @ Rare : We need someone to go down there and kill the nest.

[02:05:45] Top Hat Zebra : I DIDNT KNOW OF THE DANGERS

[02:05:57] * Rare flies in and carries Zebra out of the hole

[02:06:05] Top Hat Zebra : In my ignorance, I have doomed us all.

[02:06:06] :)kiwi(: : where am i?

[02:06:10] Moltenfield : I have lightning conjuring powers and can control lightning too

[02:06:11] @ Rare : It's a good thing I'm strong for my size~

[02:06:18] Top Hat Zebra : I lest the rope down there.

[02:06:24] Top Hat Zebra : left*

[02:06:25] * Moltenfield explores hole

[02:06:34] @ Rare : It's okay Kiwi, you are safe with us.

[02:06:34] Top Hat Zebra : They can get back up!

[02:06:35] Moltenfield : LEAVE IT THERE

[02:06:39] :)kiwi(: : haha oh the pervertedness here

[02:06:46] Top Hat Zebra : LOL Moltenfield

[02:06:48] @ Rare : Be careful Molten! Don't let any of the futons escape!

[02:06:57] * Moltenfield kills a futon

[02:07:09] Top Hat Zebra : Dont forget to burn it

[02:07:16] @ Rare : Oh no, I feel another glitch coming....

[02:07:21] * Moltenfield zaps the corpse

[02:07:22] Top Hat Zebra : They dont die unless you burn them.

[02:07:34] @ Rare : ̸̼̥̝̞̗̥̙̺̋ͦ̃̌͘ͅo̹̬̣̦͓ͥͯͧ͞ͅr̵͚̻͐ͪ̆̋͡ͅď̸͖͍͇̆̉̇ͪͮ͞ë̡̹̣͙͉̉ͦ̕r̘͈͇ͮ̅̃ͤ̒̎̉͠͝.̨̳̼͐ͯ͝͞ ̨̪̗͍̻̩̊̌̓̓̊ͯT̶̯͉̬̹͎͔̖͖ͣͤ̀ͫͦͧ͒h̿ͬͮͩ̐ͤ҉̤͔̬͞e̠̜̝̤̙̟͒͛ͦ̋ͩͦ ̷͎̙͎̋͜ͅṄ͉̭͈ͬ͘e̪̙͋̅ͨ̈́̃̐͆z̴̞͐͗ͦ̌̿ͨ̾̕ͅp̝͇̥̙̠͆̒ͪͬ͢͟e̯̯̹̺̖̿͗͛͂̿ͩͤ͜ṟ̷̹̖̞̰͓̳̇ͅd̫̻͎͉̬ͥͤ̄͟ǐ̡̄̉͊ͭͮ҉͉̞̺̫̭̟aͭ͒ͦͯ̾̚҉̘͓͉̱̱̲ṉ̔ͪ́͟͠

[02:07:40] @ Rare : Auuurrrg!

[02:07:40] Moltenfield : THE FUTON BURST INTO FLAMES

[02:07:44] @ Rare : Molten, burn the bodies!

[02:07:46] Top Hat Zebra : THAT

[02:07:52] @ Rare : They will just get back up if you don't!

[02:07:57] Top Hat Zebra : How do you do that?

[02:08:02] Cat has been disconnected on Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:08 am (session timeout)

[02:08:09] @ Rare : CAT! NOOOOOO!

[02:08:11] Top Hat Zebra : THEY KILLED CAT!!!

[02:08:18] Moltenfield : PEOPLE THE CLOSETTHING I HAVE TO FIRE IS LIGHTNING!!

[02:08:18] @ Rare : We were to late...

[02:08:38] * Moltenfield continues to explore

[02:08:41] :)kiwi(: : ),: she dies

[02:08:42] Top Hat Zebra : THey are trying to communicate through Rare.

[02:08:45] Moltenfield : MAY AS WELL FIN THE BODY

[02:08:49] Top Hat Zebra : apparently

[02:08:53] @ Rare : I sense more futons...maybe we can kill them before they take another victim....
[02:08:56] :)kiwi(: : IF YOU WOULD HAVE LET ME GO I COULD HAVE SAVED HERE

[02:09:10] * Moltenfield zaps a futon

[02:09:10] @ Rare : I'm sorry! It's to dangerous! I can't risk many lives down there!

[02:09:12] :)kiwi(: : *HER

[02:09:16] Top Hat Zebra : Should I use my Thu'um?

[02:09:24] @ Rare : I might be evil, but I care about the people who appreciate me!

[02:09:24] :)kiwi(: : nope, no excuses.

[02:09:30] Dewmann joined the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:09 am

[02:09:31] * Moltenfield enchants his sword with lightning

[02:09:36] :)kiwi(: : i could have saved her

[02:09:54] Moltenfield : DON"T FORGET MY SWORD IS MADE OF UNBREAKABLE AND
FOREVER FROZEN ICE

[02:10:07] @ Rare : I'm sorry for your lose Kiwi. Go. If you think you can stop the rest of the futons, go with Molten and help defeat the horde!

[02:10:14] Moltenfield : NO YOU WOULD NOT BECAUSE HOLE IS REALLY BIG

[02:10:20] Top Hat Zebra : DEW! RUN!

[02:10:27] Top Hat Zebra : SAVE YOURSELF

[02:10:28] @ Rare : RUN DEWMAN BEFORE THEY GET YOU TOO!

[02:10:29] :)kiwi(: : shes already died, no point now

[02:10:34] @ Rare : IT'S TO LATE FOR US, BUT YOU CAN BE SAVED!

[02:10:38] * Moltenfield found the nest

[02:10:46] @ Rare : Gasp!

[02:10:47] Top Hat Zebra : ...........You suck Kiwi

[02:10:48] Dewmann : What the hell!? An outbreak!?

[02:10:49] @ Rare : Be careful Molten!

[02:11:13] @ Rare : They are causing more glitches in the matrix!

[02:11:14] :)kiwi(: : zebra you know you love me

[02:11:15] * Moltenfield conjurs up the biggest thunderstorm in history

[02:11:20] Top Hat Zebra : They said..... let me decipher it

[02:11:29] Dewmann : I'LL SHOOT THE GLITCHES!

[02:11:29] @ Rare : Molten you will never be able to kill them all off with your sword.

[02:11:36] Dewmann : EVERY LAST ONE OF THE GLITCHES WILL FEEL BULLETS

[02:11:40] Moltenfield : IT HAS LIGHTING IN IT

[02:11:52] Moltenfield : SERIOUSLY?!

[02:11:55] :)kiwi(: : so does my room

[02:11:56] @ Rare : DEWMAN DON'T BE A HERO, YOU ALREADY WENT THROUGH THE FUTON WAR. DONT RELIVE IT

[02:11:58] Top Hat Zebra : They said," Leave this place and never return"

[02:12:14] Top Hat Zebra : I speak futon

[02:12:16] @ Rare : Gasp! They are trying to scare us away from the chatbox! But why....

[02:12:17] * Moltenfield pulls out revolver

[02:12:27] Top Hat Zebra : NO

[02:12:37] @ Rare : Okay. I am going in. I controlled them once, I can do it again.

[02:12:39] Top Hat Zebra : Bullets only make them stronger!

[02:12:44] Dewmann : But we can't leave leave them alive!

[02:12:48] Dewmann : They'll kill everyone!

[02:12:55] * Rare flies into hole

[02:12:55] Top Hat Zebra : No Rare! Its too dangerous

[02:12:58] * Moltenfield takes aim

[02:13:02] @ Rare : I can do this! I...I CREATED THEM.

[02:13:16] Dewmann : WHAT!?

[02:13:20] Top Hat Zebra : *GASp*

[02:13:24] * Moltenfield shoots a white hot bullet

[02:13:32] Moltenfield : bye bye hole

[02:13:34] @ Rare : I'm sorry...its part of a past darker than anyone ever imagined!

[02:13:42] Top Hat Zebra : I'll say!

[02:13:48] @ Rare : Noooooo!

[02:13:58] @ Rare : [Bullet is absorbed into Futon]

[02:14:00] Top Hat Zebra : I... I worked for there side, but.... wow

[02:14:14] @ Rare : ....The futon screams out in pain, and than lunges its attack at Molten

[02:14:17] Moltenfield : Iwas trying to seal the hole!

[02:14:23] * Moltenfield teleports

[02:14:30] Top Hat Zebra : (teehee)

[02:14:32] @ Rare : You got a futon instead! Do you know what youve done?@!

[02:14:44] Moltenfield : teleport?

[02:14:49] Top Hat Zebra : Gods its growing!

[02:14:55] @ Rare : [Rare is trapped inside the closed hole]

[02:15:05] * Moltenfield equips a flamethrower

[02:15:13] Top Hat Zebra : Get Me MY BUZZSAW

[02:15:13] @ Rare : Auurg...this is sealed by magic...I..I can't teleport through!

[02:15:18] Top Hat Zebra : NO!!!

[02:15:30] Top Hat Zebra : YOU WILL BURN HER ALIVE MOLTEN!!!

[02:15:30] @ Rare : Wait, Futons, it's me, your creator! Listen to your master!

[02:15:31] Moltenfield : teleport to another demension Rare

[02:15:42] @ Rare : No, no, NOOOOOOOOOO

[02:15:52] Dewmann : HEY FUTONS! REMEMBER THIS!?

[02:16:08] @ Rare : Auuurg....I managed to escape...But I'm hurt really bad! The futon that was shot is huge now...

[02:16:12] @ Rare : Guys....guys wheres Kiwi?!

[02:16:13] Dewmann : 357 MAGNUM! BOOYAHCALASH!

[02:16:25] * Moltenfield shoots futon with flamethrower

[02:16:53] @ Rare : But how can your flamthrower go through the magically sealed portal?! This dosen't make seeeeeense!

[02:17:05] Moltenfield : I am inside the hole

[02:17:16] Top Hat Zebra : Should I use my Thu'um???!?!?!?!?

[02:17:25] Moltenfield : nope

[02:17:26] @ Rare : You teleported through dimensions? That's a bit overpowered, but that works.

[02:17:41] @ Rare : What's the Thu'um?! And where's Kiwi?!

[02:17:45] * Moltenfield shrugs

[02:17:48] Top Hat Zebra : It could break the Chatbox forever, but its our only hope!!

[02:17:55] @ Rare : These futons are genetically made to grow stronger with man-made weapons!

[02:17:56] Moltenfield : The thu'um is the shout

[02:18:17] Top Hat Zebra : My Voice.

[02:18:25] Top Hat Zebra : KIWI!!!!

[02:18:27] @ Rare : Okay. Do it. Activate....the shout.

[02:18:31] Top Hat Zebra : NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[02:18:36] @ Rare : KIWI!

[02:18:40] Moltenfield : hey Top Hat do you know kiwi's number call her if you do

[02:18:45] @ Rare : She was pulled through down the hole!

[02:18:54] @ Rare : I can see her being dragged away but I can't move!

[02:18:58] Moltenfield : no she is on my back

[02:18:59] Top Hat Zebra : Moltenfield, I need you to get me inside!

[02:19:16] * Moltenfield teleports

[02:19:17] @ Rare : Thats....what...she said...*faints*

[02:19:33] Top Hat Zebra : (Teehee)

[02:19:36] * Moltenfield teleports after droppping off Kiwi and Cat

[02:19:51] Moltenfield : managed to find the body mid fight

[02:19:54] Top Hat Zebra : Yol Toor Shul Sun

[02:20:07] * Moltenfield grabs Rare and teleports

[02:20:13] * Moltenfield drops Rare off

[02:20:16] @ Rare : *Wakes*

[02:20:18] Top Hat Zebra : Yol Toor Shul Sun

[02:20:21] * Moltenfield teleports back in

[02:20:22] Top Hat Zebra : Yol Toor Shul Sun

[02:20:27] Top Hat Zebra : Yol Toor Shul Sun

[02:20:30] @ Rare : It's to late. You found there bodies but they are gone forever...until they log back on again.

[02:20:34] Top Hat Zebra : Yol Toor Shul Sun

[02:20:34] Moltenfield : YOUR HURTING MY EARS

[02:20:37] @ Rare : Oh what a world, what a world!

[02:20:43] Top Hat Zebra : Yol Toor Shul Sun

[02:20:47] :)kiwi(: : i never logged off!

[02:20:48] Top Hat Zebra : Yol Toor Shul Sun

[02:20:53] @ Rare : KIWI!

[02:20:56] @ Rare : Kiwi you're alive!

[02:20:58] Top Hat Zebra : Yol Toor Shul Sun

[02:21:00] :)kiwi(: : yesss

[02:21:01] Top Hat Zebra : Yol Toor Shul Sun

[02:21:10] Top Hat Zebra : Yol Toor Shul Sun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[02:21:10] @ Rare : Activate it Zebra, kill the horde!

[02:21:19] :)kiwi(: : .... what is he doing?

[02:21:20] * Moltenfield enough Top Hat you are not inside the hole

[02:21:31] :)kiwi(: : THEY ARE TAKING DEWW!

[02:21:32] Moltenfield : ditch the first name

[02:21:42] @ Rare : HURRY BEFORE DEWMAN IS KILLED!

[02:21:42] Dewmann : WHAAAT!?

[02:21:46] Top Hat Zebra : Im preparing

[02:21:51] @ Rare : Dewman your okay!

[02:21:54] Moltenfield : ...

[02:21:55] Dewmann : HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?

[02:22:00] Top Hat Zebra : GET ME IN THE HOLE!!!!!

[02:22:01] Moltenfield : time?

[02:22:01] @ Rare : We don't have time, our team is being attacked left and right! You must hurry!

[02:22:18] Moltenfield : /teleports picks up tophat, and teleports back in

[02:22:19] Top Hat Zebra : Im ready!!!

[02:22:19] @ Rare : The hole ripped open! Here they come, brace yourself!

[02:22:23] :)kiwi(: : they even tried to steal me!

[02:22:35] Moltenfield : in the nest

[02:22:41] Top Hat Zebra : Yol Toor Shul Sun

[02:22:44] Moltenfield : how do I destroy it?

[02:22:56] @ Rare : It's okay Kiwi, they wont hurt you ever again!

[02:23:19] :)kiwi(: : hurry destroy it! i have seen the horrors of the futons kind

[02:23:20] * Top Hat Zebra passes out from force of Thu'um, which destroys most of horde.

[02:23:26] @ Rare : Molten, you use your flames to push them out into the open, and Zebra will shout them to death!

[02:23:35] Moltenfield : I have no flame

[02:23:42] :)kiwi(: : they only wish horrible things apon us

[02:23:46] @ Rare : Wait...I think it's over.

[02:23:48] Moltenfield : just a name of power is all that is

[02:23:49] :)kiwi(: : they took me to the nest

[02:24:00] * Moltenfield pulls out a genie's lamp

[02:24:06] @ Rare : I know Kiwi, I know of their kind.

[02:24:09] Moltenfield : I do have this though

[02:24:15] @ Rare : Zebra? Zebra are you okay?

[02:24:17] Top Hat Zebra : HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THAT!?!?!?

[02:24:26] Top Hat Zebra : Im awake....

[02:24:26] @ Rare : WE COULD HAVE USED THAT!

[02:24:28] :)kiwi(: : i may never sleep again.. ZEBRA!?!?!

[02:24:37] Top Hat Zebra : Was it badass?

[02:24:37] Moltenfield : long time...

[02:24:44] @ Rare : [Comforts Kiwi]

[02:24:46] Top Hat Zebra : The Thu'um?

[02:24:58] Top Hat Zebra : I got most of them

[02:25:01] @ Rare : It was very awesome, close call though - we were almost taken by them!

[02:25:12] Moltenfield : nest is still here

[02:25:22] Top Hat Zebra : They arent all gone though.

[02:25:56] @ Rare : *Coughs*

[02:26:07] Moltenfield : invoking mind ...chaos what?

[02:26:08] @ Rare : This will have to wait until next time...I have to go!

[02:26:13] Top Hat Zebra : They said they will unleash Chaos if we attack!

[02:26:32] @ Rare : I sealed the portal, we will have to finish the job later!

[02:26:47] @ Rare : Or..you guys will have to do this without me

[02:27:15] Top Hat Zebra : We cant do this without you!

[02:27:25] @ Rare : [Salutes] Goodbye fellow comrades. It's been a pleasure.

[02:27:31] :)kiwi(: : DEWMANN IS GONE AGAIN!

[02:27:47] Top Hat Zebra : ( Plays TAPS)

[02:28:06] * Moltenfield salutes

It was a dark, stormy Friday/Saturday and Rare, Kiwi, Moltenfield, Cat, and Myself were all in the realm of the Chatbox( Dewmann was there too, but he kind of just bumbled around and broke things.) All of us were discusing our theme songs, when all of a sudden, OBLIVION! The entire Chatlog was immeditly, and totally destroyed. When we all got our bearings, we noticed something strange. Cat appered to be missing. So we poked, and poked, and poked, and called and she wouldnt answer. About at this time, Rare started to speak in tounges. At the time, we didnt notice anything out of the ordinary. That was our first mistake...



Since Cat was still missing, and it would look bad on our PR report if we lost yet another member to the Chatbox, we decided to descend to the deepest, darkest depths of the realm. As we were preparing to go down, Rare gave us a warning. " Be careful, my awesome Zebra( and Moltenfield) for there are forces far more dangerous than Orcs, in the deep places of the realm." Heeding her warning, but knowing I had to go anyway, We shared a passionate kiss (IT HAPPENED), and I jumped. ( and so did moltenfield.)


When we reached the bottom we recieved a message on our Coms that would chill us to the bone."[02:04:30] @ Rare : FUTONS. Giant mattresses that will squish you flat." are down there. Needless to say, i attempted to climb back up the cliff. I could not. So, we pressed onwards, seeing more and more signs of the dreaded Futons. Suddenly, one appeared. As Moltenfield drew his blade, I screamed, and then ran a few steps back. When Moltenfield attacked the futon, I circled behind it, intending to attack its rear. However, Moltenfield sliced it in half before I could attack. As we prepared to move on, Rare spoke through out Coms. " Do NOT forget to burn them. That is the only way to truly kill them" (we could also hear Kiwi panicing in the background.) After the message, we heard a terrible sound coming from behind us.... From the spot where the futon died!




To be continued...

Actually, the rest of it is kind of a blur..... Maybe someone else could pick it up? Someone who was there, I mean.

why do I always miss the fun times? []

Becasue your never there.
Spoilered because of lengh and becasue of refernce to something that for some reason pwople tend to need brain bleach for. I have no clue why. I need to make a freind right now.
*starts sewing something while humming "A Little Priest" from Sweeny Tod: the Demon Barber of Fleet Street*

Spoiler:

[21:20:25] Moltenfield : ....

[21:20:33] Top Hat Zebra : Spooning?.

[21:20:39] :)kiwi(: : yes.

[21:20:47] Moltenfield : BACK TO THE DUNGEON!!! (dramatic music plays).

[21:20:58] Top Hat Zebra : ..... It kind of is...'.

[21:21:06] :)kiwi(: : not really.

[21:21:08] Top Hat Zebra : OH NOES.

[21:21:21] Top Hat Zebra : DRAMATIC MUSIC MEANS SPIDERS!!!!.

[21:21:23] :)kiwi(: : its just a way of cudling.

[21:21:32] Top Hat Zebra : GIANT SPIDERS!!!!.

[21:21:57] Top Hat Zebra : Keighla, if you cuddle with me, it's automaticly dirty....

[21:21:59] Moltenfield : no spiders are creepy music.

[21:22:10] :)kiwi(: : never cuddled with you.

[21:22:54] Top Hat Zebra : Not YOU. I meant anyone, in general..

[21:23:08] * Moltenfield and party arrives in a fork in the hallways.

[21:23:11] :)kiwi(: : oh..

[21:23:14] :)kiwi(: : okayye.

[21:23:36] Moltenfield : which way?.

[21:23:39] Top Hat Zebra : Lets go left..

[21:23:39] :)kiwi(: : WAIT i lied.... ummm awkward. back to the dungeon story.

[21:23:56] Top Hat Zebra : YOU DID LLIE!!!!.

[21:24:08] :)kiwi(: : shut UP.

[21:24:08] Moltenfield : ....

[21:24:09] Top Hat Zebra : Lets forget about that though.......

[21:24:16] * Moltenfield goes left.

[21:24:24] :)kiwi(: : yeah, that was how long ago?.

[21:24:30] * Top Hat Zebra follows moltenfield.

[21:24:45] Top Hat Zebra : I turned eleven, I think.

[21:25:12] Moltenfield : you coming Kiwi.

[21:25:18] :)kiwi(: : no, it was after that. peyton was there. in the computer room.

[21:25:25] :)kiwi(: : and yes i am.

[21:25:49] * Moltenfield halts the party.

[21:25:57] Top Hat Zebra : I thought it was my birthday? Or the day after, maybe?.

[21:26:20] * Moltenfield pounds the space in front of him.

[21:26:29] :)kiwi(: : no, your talkin about the time you were uner ITS bed..

[21:26:39] Moltenfield : [arrows flies out of walls].

[21:26:42] :)kiwi(: : and that was its bday party.

[21:27:11] Top Hat Zebra : No, that was Haloween.

[21:27:25] :)kiwi(: : oh yeah...

[21:27:26] Moltenfield : [creepy music plays].

[21:27:39] :)kiwi(: : too many, they run together, sadly.

[21:28:08] Top Hat Zebra : We are just walking through a Dark, scary dungeon, having a conversation....

[21:28:21] :)kiwi(: : yeah, an awkward one.

[21:28:25] * Top Hat Zebra dodges a giant swinging axe..

[21:28:42] Moltenfield : creepy music means spiders not axes.

[21:28:46] Top Hat Zebra : Anyway... I could have sworn it was my bday....

[21:29:01] Top Hat Zebra : Big spiders?.

[21:29:14] :)kiwi(: : no, it was just another visit. if it was your bday, coy woulda been there too.

[21:29:22] :)kiwi(: : *cody.

[21:29:23] * Moltenfield points to the one above Top Hat Zebra's head.

[21:30:45] * Top Hat Zebra punches giant spider in all of its eyes..

[21:31:01] Top Hat Zebra : Well, maybe Cody was sick, or something?.

[21:31:23] :)kiwi(: : he is never sick enough to miss a party.

[21:31:36] * Moltenfield unsheathes his sword.

[21:31:44] Top Hat Zebra : He would be if I punched him in the throat!.

[21:31:54] Top Hat Zebra : But you are right..

[21:32:04] * Moltenfield kills a spider.

[21:32:10] :)kiwi(: : he would just laugh an be like "hahaha you made me die"..

[21:32:17] Top Hat Zebra : That was the first time you played Roblox, too..

[21:32:17] * Moltenfield kills another one.

[21:32:34] * Moltenfield finds a gold shield.

[21:32:53] * Top Hat Zebra kills a spider with my left Big toe..

[21:32:57] :)kiwi(: : YES. one good thing out of that visit.

[21:33:00] Moltenfield : who wants it?.

[21:33:10] Top Hat Zebra : ...uh.

[21:33:22] Top Hat Zebra : OH, you mean the sheild!.

[21:33:23] Moltenfield : no killing each other for it.

[21:33:46] Top Hat Zebra : Eh, I could use the gold from selling it..

[21:33:48] :)kiwi(: : i dont want it.

[21:34:04] Top Hat Zebra : A golden sheild would otherwise be useless..

[21:34:12] * Moltenfield gives the gold shield to Top Hat Zebra.

[21:34:21] Top Hat Zebra : SHIELD*.

[21:34:25] * Moltenfield opens up a chest.

[21:34:30] Top Hat Zebra : Thatnk you..

[21:34:43] :)kiwi(: : ranom t there.

[21:34:50] :)kiwi(: : *random.

[21:34:52] Top Hat Zebra : ???.

[21:34:52] * Moltenfield pulls out a reinforced steel shield shield.

[21:34:56] :)kiwi(: : we cannot spell.

[21:35:03] Top Hat Zebra : Oh, yeah..

[21:35:20] Moltenfield : who wants it same rules as before.

[21:35:24] Top Hat Zebra : Cool, a reinforced steel shield shield..

[21:35:37] Moltenfield : ditch the last shield word.

[21:35:41] Moltenfield : that was an accident.

[21:35:57] Moltenfield : so it is just a reinforced steel shield.

[21:35:57] Top Hat Zebra : ..... I think its better this way..

[21:36:05] :)kiwi(: : we suck at typing tonight.

[21:36:18] Top Hat Zebra : Yeah..

[21:36:22] Moltenfield : too bad still one shield made of reiforced steel.

[21:36:36] Moltenfield : now who wants it?.

[21:36:50] Top Hat Zebra : My Buzzsaw needs both hands....

[21:37:05] Moltenfield : ....

[21:37:13] Top Hat Zebra : Keighla could use it as a... decrative plate or something..

[21:37:14] Moltenfield : Kiwi gets it by default.

[21:37:35] Top Hat Zebra : Thats what girls do with things, right?.

[21:37:51] * Moltenfield looks arTop Hat Zebra awkwardly.

[21:37:53] :)kiwi(: : not me, im not exactly girly.

[21:38:27] Moltenfield : so you going to use it? you havn't used anything yet.

[21:38:47] :)kiwi(: : im good... im too lazy to hold it.

[21:38:52] Moltenfield : pretty lie for a shield too.

[21:38:55] Moltenfield : lite*.

[21:39:08] Moltenfield : or is it light?.

[21:39:20] :)kiwi(: : light.

[21:39:24] Top Hat Zebra : SHe uses her... girl powers to.... seduce all the guards..

[21:39:37] Top Hat Zebra : Or something....

[21:39:44] :)kiwi(: : yes (: because we all know i can do that.

[21:39:51] Top Hat Zebra : SHE RAPED ME!.

[21:39:53] * :)kiwi(: rolls eyes.

[21:40:00] Top Hat Zebra : *citation needed.

[21:40:04] :)kiwi(: : you wish.

[21:40:10] * Moltenfield go further into dungeon.

[21:40:17] Top Hat Zebra : Thats beside the point....

[21:40:44] :)kiwi(: : ....exactly.

[21:40:56] Moltenfield : you guys coming.

[21:41:07] :)kiwi(: : were right behind you.

[21:41:20] * Moltenfield runs into a horde of zombies.

[21:41:25] Moltenfield : ....

[21:41:33] Top Hat Zebra : Not now, but when she raped me, yeah..

[21:41:37] :)kiwi(: : ooooo my favorite (:.

[21:41:45] * Moltenfield releases a wall of flame at them.

[21:41:48] :)kiwi(: : zombies, not raping.

[21:41:49] Top Hat Zebra : TAKE OUT THEIR LEGS.

[21:41:52] Top Hat Zebra : NOOOOO.

[21:41:58] * Moltenfield vaporized all of the zombie.

[21:42:04] Top Hat Zebra : NOW THEY ARE JUST FLAMING ZOMBIES!!!.

[21:42:05] :)kiwi(: : can i hit one with a baseball bat???.

[21:42:14] Moltenfield : learned it last time I went into hole.

[21:42:23] Top Hat Zebra : I thought you couldnt control flames?.

[21:42:31] Top Hat Zebra : oh... nevermind.

[21:42:37] Moltenfield : found a spell book.

[21:43:21] :)kiwi(: : this place is really random.

[21:43:23] Moltenfield : easier to conrol than lightning.

[21:43:33] * Moltenfield set off a trap.

[21:43:42] Moltenfield : [door seals].

[21:43:46] :)kiwi(: : good job molten...

[21:43:51] Top Hat Zebra : Crap.

[21:43:53] :)kiwi(: : you broke it\.

[21:43:59] Top Hat Zebra : PANIC.

[21:44:09] :)kiwi(: : ! at the disco.

[21:44:12] Moltenfield : [ghost appears into room.

[21:44:22] :)kiwi(: : sorry... had to do it.

[21:44:23] * Top Hat Zebra puts Buzzsaw back in pocket.

[21:44:24] * Moltenfield walks over to a torch.

[21:44:33] * Moltenfield lights the torch.

[21:44:36] :)kiwi(: : in... pocket?!?!?!.

[21:44:44] * Top Hat Zebra takes out silver dagger.

[21:44:46] Moltenfield : [ghost dies from torchlight.

[21:44:52] Moltenfield : too late.

[21:44:59] Top Hat Zebra : Only way to kill ghosts.

[21:44:59] :)kiwi(: : was that in your pocket too????.

[21:45:07] Top Hat Zebra : It will come back....

[21:45:11] :)kiwi(: : you got that from oblivion.

[21:45:20] Moltenfield : and silver is not the preferred metal for daggers.

[21:45:25] Top Hat Zebra : SO WHAT IF I DID!?!?!?.

[21:45:30] Moltenfield : [door opens up].

[21:45:36] Top Hat Zebra : Its cerimonial!.

[21:45:42] Moltenfield : ....

[21:45:43] Top Hat Zebra : IT WAS A GIFT!.

[21:45:49] :)kiwi(: : hes copying oblivion, whats next, a jiggly horse and cabbages?.

[21:45:53] * Moltenfield proceeds further into the dungeon.

[21:46:21] Top Hat Zebra : Thats later, Kiwi..

[21:46:36] :)kiwi(: : oh, ok. GOTCHA.

[21:46:37] * Top Hat Zebra follows molten.

[21:46:55] * :)kiwi(: follows also, because she is scared of the ark.

[21:46:56] * Moltenfield leaps over five stones.

[21:47:02] :)kiwi(: : *dark.

[21:47:07] Moltenfield : don't step on them.

[21:47:20] Moltenfield : they are illusions.

[21:47:20] * Top Hat Zebra walks on firestones.

[21:47:20] :)kiwi(: : why not?.

[21:47:27] * :)kiwi(: steps on one.

[21:47:40] Top Hat Zebra : OH, Five stones.

[21:47:44] :)kiwi(: : oops.

[21:47:49] * Top Hat Zebra GRABS KIWI.

[21:48:00] Moltenfield : /look at her feet.

[21:48:05] * Top Hat Zebra Might have also grabbed boob.

[21:48:06] :)kiwi(: : teehee.

[21:48:09] Moltenfield : they are not pitfall traps.

[21:48:17] Top Hat Zebra : But you cant prove it....

[21:48:18] :)kiwi(: : OMG CREEPER.

[21:48:25] Moltenfield : yep her feet are bleeding.

[21:48:40] * Moltenfield takes out a bandage.

[21:48:48] Top Hat Zebra : Well I have hooves.... sooo..

[21:48:54] :)kiwi(: : as interesting as this is, i must go to bed..

[21:49:02] :)kiwi(: : i have alot to do tomorrow..

[21:49:05] :)kiwi(: : bye..

[21:49:13] * Moltenfield disinfects the wound and bandages it.

[21:49:16] Moltenfield : c ya.

[21:49:24] Top Hat Zebra : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[21:49:34] :)kiwi(: : bye zebra, i shall text you tomorrow.

[21:49:39] * Moltenfield teleports Kiwi out.

[21:49:40] Top Hat Zebra : Whos boobs am I going to possibly grab now!?!?!?!.

[21:49:50] Moltenfield : your own?.

[21:49:53] :)kiwi(: : moltens, duh.

[21:50:01] Top Hat Zebra : I did that already!.

[21:50:09] Moltenfield : 0.0.

[21:50:14] :)kiwi(: : WOW BYE.

[21:50:16] Moltenfield : awkward.

[21:50:16] :)kiwi(: has logged off the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:50 pm.

wow.... zebra... really?

[20:39:43] Messages cleared by Dewmann
[20:39:48] @ Dewmann : Ok, hopefully no one saw that
[20:44:14] Top Hat Zebra joined the chat on Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:44 pm
[20:44:20] Top Hat Zebra : BOO!
[20:44:24] @ Dewmann : GYAHG
[20:44:30] Top Hat Zebra : I missed it.
[20:44:53] @ Dewmann : Yes, you did
[20:44:57] * Top Hat Zebra pulls knife out of thigh.
[20:45:32] * Dewmann recoils in fear
[20:45:36] * Top Hat Zebra mounts a sea lion.
[20:46:03] Top Hat Zebra : UP UP AND AWAY MR. BISKITS!!!!!!!!
[20:46:13] Top Hat Zebra : ONWARD AND OUTWARD!!!!!
[20:46:21] Top Hat Zebra : FARWEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
[20:46:23] Top Hat Zebra has logged off the chat on Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:46 pm
[20:47:01] @ Dewmann : Alrighty then
[20:47:06] Dewmann has logged off the chat on Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:47 pm

So I was on IRC with some people from another site.
A small amount of context is neccessary: Rights writes porn, hates scat because it's disgusting.

Rights Tuomey: You should write alien porn
Sequence you should
Sequence gay alien pron
Tuomey Rights: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Tuomey Me?
Tuomey Why?
Rights Because
Tuomey Because I swear like six fuckers hopped up on happy dust?
Sequence hahahaha
Rights It' fun, because you can make the wierdest porn
Shebleha Tombstone shaped aliens.
Tuomey Man
Sequence With like, ovipositers and shit
Tuomey Imagine aliens that reproduced aurally
Sequence and like, 6 sexes and 4 genders
Sequence oh man that would be amazing
Sequence do iiiiit
Tuomey As in, certain sounds caused them to fertilise
Sequence /do iiiiiit;
Sequence /do iiiiiit/
Vehemency DO IT NOW
Tuomey And then some human "Earth for humans" assholes take a bunch of megaphones up to a big space station and, well, you see where this is going
Sequence NOW
Sequence hahahahahaahaha
Tuomey Mass rape of an entire space station
Tuomey all at once
Sequence woah
Tuomey booooom
Sequence I was wondering if certain sounds got them pregnant or if other sounds... /pleased/ them
Tuomey man
Tuomey that was less horrifying in my head
Tuomey Sequence: yeah, some sounds get them pregnant, some please them
Sequence What if by accident they didn't get them pregnant, but instead pleased them? <:3c
Rights Mass Rape: The less popular version of Mass Effect
Sequence The best kind of backfire
Igotacactus lol
Shebleha Whould they get off to dubstep?
Tuomey RIGHTS: It is all committed by some assholes yelling "Skippity Boop Bop bop Ska da ta da Shabooboo bop Shibity boop bop Yakatza ba boop bop Shibity Shibity boop Ska ska ska Shadoop bop bop" into a bunch of megaphones
Tuomey Scat rape of an entire space station
Rights FUCK
Rights SCAT PORN

Wow, what.

Apparently some women think I should write porn.
Good times? I guess?
I'm actually going to write it, too.

Cute Sparkly Hobo Wizard wrote:Apparently some women think I should write porn.
Good times? I guess?
I'm actually going to write it, too.

Chill, pretty much everybody should try their hand at that once or twice. Totally e-mail it to me!

It's going to be posted online publically.
Because I'm a boss like that.

Will there be aliens?

There will be aliens.
There will be thousands of aliens being aurally raped by human terrorist.

I am going to make my own wiki to post this and any other porn that I might write.
This is what happens when I can't drink for a long time.
I write alien rape porn.
LOGIC? FUCK LOGIC
ALIEN
AURAL
TERRORIST
RAPE

just post it somewhere on this forum as well

I'm thinking the adult thread would probably be the right place to put it

You don't want to know what ideas I have in this area.

But yeah, Adult Thread.

Oh God, what if the aliens heard Morgan Freeman's voice?

They'd orgasm to death.

That how we beat them, in the end. Why do you think he hosts all those space shows? Its a warning.

Dewmann wrote:Oh God, what if the aliens heard Morgan Freeman's voice?

They'd orgasm to death.

If they do a Half-Life movie, Morgan Freeman must be Eli!!

Not Morgan Freeman as the internal voice of Gordon Freeman? []

No, if they make a Half-life movie, and Morgan Freeman is in it, he will be God. Duh?

He'd be the G-Man, but only for the line "Rise and shine Mr. Freeman."
The movie would be a critical success just for that alone.

So I just got back from playing L4D 2 for the first time. Here's some of what was exchanged with the guys I was playing it with.
I was Coach of course, because I've always wanted to pretend I was a heavyset bald black guy.

Me: "Don't worry man! I'm coming to rescue you!

Guy 1: You just shot me! You are the worst rescuer ever!

Me: It's my first rescue, okay!?
---

Me: The only two survivors left are Coach and Ellis! The next game is going to be "The Adventures of the Redneck and the Black Dude!"

--

Me: Hey, you left me and Rochelle behind! Why are you running away from the black people!?

--

Guy 1: Dude you suck.

Guy 2: At least I'm not getting snuggled kittens with like you were.

*Cue the Smoker grabbing him*

Me: Then what do you call that thing he's doing to you with his tounge?
--

Me: That Tank is pounding Rochelle! It's pounding her from behind!
--
Me: I'll fight the zombies with this case of Coke! I'll kill them all with tasty beverages!
--

Nick: Don't shoot the car!

Me: Fuck you Nick, I'll shoot the car.
*I shoot the car, and then the alarm goes off*

Me: It's not my fault! Nick told me not to, so I had to do it!
--

*I round a corner with a chainsaw and accidentally kill Nick*

Me: I accidentally killed Nick!

Everybody else: Hooray!

This happened on Facebook:

Spookie Ann-Marie: Go Pokeball! [Throw]

JT the Ninja: It's not very effective...[]

Spookie Ann-Marie: Go Pokeball! [Throws Again]

JT the Ninja: You can't catch ninjas!
JT uses Master Ball! []

Spookie Ann-Marie: ‎[Dink...dink...dink...ding!]

JT the Ninja: Spooky was caught? []

Spookie Ann-Marie: Give Spooky a nickname?

JT the Ninja: BUTTS []

Spookie Ann-Marie: Butts was sent to storage!

JT the Ninja: I go to Bill's PC and withdraw BUTTS []

Spookie Ann-Marie: Butts joined the party!

JT the Ninja: Now it's a party...[]

Tacoline: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

JT the Ninja: Nooo, u silly robit! []

So I guess Rare's name is BUTTS now...[]