Pics Thread #2

that is an excellent picture of you XD

godamnit! i did all those things!

Jurassic Park from the perspective of the raptors

hahahaha!
oh, my friend taiju goes on /tg/ and sometimes very interesting dnd stories are found by him.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i have a monk character in dnd, i also roll more nat 20's and more nat 1's than anyone else in the group. so much so that my dm generally hasa facepalm when my character is doing things. but anyway, this is what would happen if 5 of my monk character's were in the same room.

Forever Alone...

awww, no one hates or even knows you're there, canada

We prefer to ignore them....[]

Tacoline wrote:hahahaha!
oh, my friend taiju goes on /tg/ and sometimes very interesting dnd stories are found by him.

Oh god.
THAT guy.
I have one of those guys in my tabletop group.
One campaign he tried it on my character. It was about 30 seconds after he gained control of his character for the first time after the GM described the opening setting.
Basically went:
"Hey, wanna bang"
"No."
"Bitch." (casts a spell to manipulate hormones, in this case, to cause arousal)
The enraged Paladin succeeds her saving throw and bisects the rapist.

Yeah, it's kinda annoying having THAT guy in your team.

Bowen wrote:

Tacoline wrote:hahahaha!
oh, my friend taiju goes on /tg/ and sometimes very interesting dnd stories are found by him.

Oh god.
THAT guy.
I have one of those guys in my tabletop group.
One campaign he tried it on my character. It was about 30 seconds after he gained control of his character for the first time after the GM described the opening setting.
Basically went:
"Hey, wanna bang"
"No."
"Bitch." (casts a spell to manipulate hormones, in this case, to cause arousal)
The enraged Paladin succeeds her saving throw and bisects the rapist.

Yeah, it's kinda annoying having THAT guy in your team.

we have a THAT GIRL in our group. it's a guy who plays a female character in dnd. oh and she's also a vampire ninja souleater thing... but yeah she attempts to woo every man she meets and then eat them.
at one particular point we had a "that guy" playing with us and the first thing he did was try to seduce "that girl" well... "that girl" drank his blood and then devoured his soul. and there was much rejoicing because we all preferred her over him.

Pics or it didn't happen. []

sorry i don't have pictures of an event that occurred in a tabletop game XD

Sounds suspicious to me....[]

Tacoline wrote:sorry i don't have pictures of an event that occurred in a tabletop game XD

THEN IT NEVER HAPPENED

STOP LYING

someguy3657 wrote:

Tacoline wrote:sorry i don't have pictures of an event that occurred in a tabletop game XD

THEN IT NEVER HAPPENED

STOP LYING

yesterday the guy who normally dm's the dnd sessions wanted to try out the new dnd 5 stuff. so he used a premade dungeon crawl thing. and we had some premade characters. 
we ended up cheesing all combat. which means that we kinda cheated through most combat.
i was scouting ahead and walking into an ambush, the caravan we were protecting was being driven by the cleric who IMMEDIATLY charged the caravan into battle and trampled 3/4 goblin attackers while rolled a nat 20 on a sweet backflip to get outta the way. 

then we all failed out survival checks to follow a trail in a forest so the wizard burned the forest down... that made it easier to track him. then he fell in a hole and i laughed.

later on we spotted the goblin who had escaped. i snuck up on him and smacked him with the hilt of my sword to knock him out. then we interrogated him. the cleric, a strong and gruff looking dwarf decided to slap his face, when that didn't work he just screamed at him to wake him up. the goblin woke up screaming and begging for his life. and he gave us everything.

then we were nearly ambushed by another group of goblins, but we retreated and his before they found us. i killed one, wizard killed the other. we were both sneaking. then the cleric jumped out just as the goblin we had tied up was cut free. the cleric grabbed the goblin and threw him into the river.
since then everytime we kill a goblin we throw it into the river and leave a note on it, "hi gimmick" the guy we interrogated was name gimmick.

we snuck into the caves where the goblins were living and found a look out. we couldn't sneak past him so we called him over using me who had a high deceit skill and the wizard who knew goblin. he mouthed words to me and i repeated them. we got him to come down to us by promising him some riches off a dwarf we killed. then we convinced the dwarf to play dead while we took ambush positions. when the goblin got tot he dwarf i slit his throat. onward adventurers!

we found a large area and the cleric realized we couldn't sneak up on them here so he charged in. first. actual. combat.
then during the wizards turn he put all the goblins to sleep. then we killed them.
so much  cheese.
that was were the session ended yesterday and only the cleric took any damage at all.

I thought most tabletop games included desperate cheesing.
That might just be because my and the other person who GM are awful, awful people who need to learn to make balanced fights though. Some fights just require cheesing.

Such examples include:
Loading the follower they'd just gained with all the explosives and running it at a boss because 'it's the only way, plus we don't have to share loot.'

Teleporting/flying from rooftop to rooftop so the death bears can't reach us, and firing on them as they desperately climb up. Rinse and repeat.

Casting sculpt matter to close a cave branch off, leaving only a tiny hole to fire upon the hordes of scorpions intent on their blood.

And the old classic: Spamming stun spells.

lol all those sound hilarious.

but this was a premade dungeon crawl that didn't account for player cheese
the dm was used to us tho, so he could deal with our cheese better

THE WORK IS DONE!

looks like fun XD

AwesomeMedic wrote:THE WORK IS DONE!

What the fuck did you do now?

The portal to the Awesome-Universe is now open.

The Awesome-Overlord can now cross to this world and rule as the true King of Earth!