Random Thoughts v6.0

I am liking our post-hibernation look

I like the sound of that Wisdom Booklet.

Slightly more Wisdom than the Wisdom Pamphlet, but less than the Wisdom Novella.

The Wisdom Booklet is the perfect size, man. It is a sacred document that only Gorgro has ever read, containing many answers to many questions. Whoever reads it becomes very wise, and Gorgro is the admin thanks to its wisdom. He protects it with extreme care.

If it was any bigger, the reader's head would explode

We I, alone, should steal that.

Gorgro is a raptor.

And he has many raptor guards.

I wouldn't reccomend trying to steal it

Oh, looks like everything's not my fault anymore, anyway.

Yeah, so the mods can forget about this totally theoretical scenario

someguy3657 wrote:Yeah, so the mods can forget about this totally theoretical scenario

LOL k.

someguy3657 wrote:RT: So, if everything everywhere is Semi's fault, me and AM wouldn't get in trouble if we, say, steal Rare's secret plans and honey, 2me's alcohol cabinet, Jonny's train set and Gorgro's Wisdom Booklet?

Theoretically speaking, of course.

You're theory is wrong. For instance, were someone to steal my top hat, I would simply kill ever single person I have the possiblity to see, regardless of their level of guilt.

But you're not a mod, so you don't fit that category

I bet Zebra really is a mod.

I like to think you guys are all really the same person, just different personalities.
Well, that's a little far-fetched.

Maybe there's two people -let's call you Tom and Jane- and you each get half of the personalities. Obviously it's divided along the Resistance/Rare's Army line. Neutrals are wildcards. Tom is Rare, Packie, Katls, Tuomey, Zebra, Bowen; Jane is Gorgon, Someguy, Jonny, Molten, Dew, Sam, Taco. Maybe I'm in there somewhere too, because why not?

Of course, then it turns out that Tom and Jane are really separate personalities of William and really William is everyone. William likes to pretend he has friends.

Who the hell is Gorgon?

Uh, Gorgro; getting my words mixed up.

Gorgro now has snake hair in my mind.

Thanks.

Semi, you know to much.

THE SPARTAN QUEEN IS THE TRUE RULER OF THIS FORUM

Oh, hey, guys, I just came back from an activity, what's going on in this thre-

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MY BAD. GORGON IS NOT THE SPARTAN QUEEN, GORGO IS.

DAMMIT GORGRO, WHY IS YOUR NAME SO SIMILAR TO GREEK STUFF?

I DON'T KNOW MAN, I JUST DON'T KNOW

Maybe I should change it, I've been wanting to but I haven't found a suitable replacement yet.

REPTAR, GOD OF THE FORUM

RT: I heard the phrase "a clockwork heart" today, describing artificial hearts they are developing to put in people. I decided it totally sounds like the title of a steampunk mystery/romance novel. And you know what? IT TOTALLY IS.

Damn people, why you so predictable?

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RT: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You all probably heard that stupid joke a million times.

Without even realizing it has two meanings.

I just did, thanks to the Internet.

See, when the joke says "the other side", it's not only the other side of the street. It's also "the other side", as in the afterlife, Heaven.

Now read that joke again.

Holy shit.

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someguy3657 wrote:RT: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You all probably heard that stupid joke a million times.

Without even realizing it has two meanings.

I just did, thanks to the Internet.

See, when the joke says "the other side", it's not only the other side of the street. It's also "the other side", as in the afterlife, Heaven.

Now read that joke again.

Holy shit.

That reminds me. I've heard the song "White Christmas" a million times, but never realized that it was talking about ending WWII.

Huh. It seems so obvious now.