*Strides in, places briefcase on a table, which promptly unfolds to become a digital projector* Ladies and gentlemen, the following information has been classified as Top Secret Level Bravo, as in if you reveal any of this and managed to escape a lifetime in federal prison, Bravo.
*Changes Slide*
The situation relates to the demise of Draven, found dead on the date mentioned due to a variety of cuts and gashes. Normally, this would be the traditional mark of a visit by a ninja, and has resulted in the Treehouse's resident ninja, JT, being accused. I can assure you that this is not the case.
*Changes slide to a picture of Draven in some variety of desert, handing a Stinger missile launcher to an Oompa Loompa*
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, for six months prior to Draven's demise, surveillance activities were carried out. We believed that Draven was in the possession of a munitions arsenal the likes of which we have never seen; M-16s, Stinger missiles, even a M1A2 tank. And it was our firm belief that Draven had sold, and was continuing to sell, these weapons to factions within our nation that intended to use them against us. Specifically, Draven was a major supplier to the Global Loompa Alliance, a group of rebels from Loompaland who had declared our decadent ways to be under the influence of the Great Wonka. We know that the GLA sought nuclear capabilities, and that Draven had agreed to sell to them. Thus, we decided to act.
*Changes slides to a schematic of what looks like a Global Hawk drone, but with swept-back wings and a larger fuselage*
We deployed a DI-X14 Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) to deal with the situation. The DI-X14 is controlled by an artificial intelligence programme called the Combat And Surveillance Cybernetic Intelligence (CASCI, pronounced Cas-sie). CASCI has proven reliable in the past, aside from an incident in Mexico when she became ever so slightly unhinged. The mission required a quick, clean strike. However, CASCI was within audiable range when Draven proceeded to mention an operation to be conducted against Snookie from 'Jersey Shore'. CASCI hates Snooki with a passion, and has vowed that no one will deal with that person but her. The result was that a multi-million dollar piece of hardware decided to...
*Changes slide to a photo of Draven, and the wrecked propery*
...go a little medieval.