Best of the Treehouse

Jonny wrote:

Gorgro wrote:"BUTTS used HARDEN!"

Teehee- oh, wait.

"Yes, the Philosoraptor has not thought this one through", cackled BUTTS.

Rare wrote:I like BUTTS!

Dewmann wrote:Don't worry Rare, I like Bee butts and I cannot lie!

OH BAYBEE, I WANNA GET WITH YA, AND TOUCH YO STINGYA. MY HOMEBEES TRY TO WARN ME BUT THAT BUTT YOU GOT MAKES M-ME SO HORNY!

Rare wrote:

tacoline wrote:rare, take back your strippers!

Not until you return my cocks!

Rare wrote:Wait, do you bake the cake with or without the stripper inside?

SB8 wrote:I think we should all think for the benefit of Jonny:

Does he really want a cake with a deceased with Coconut?

I hope he's not terrified allergic! I'll keep him at bay whilst you go through increasing silly ways of disposing of the cake!

Dewmann wrote:TOTALLY NEVER ACTUALLY A REAL STRIPPER THAT WAS BURNED TO DEATH BEFORE BEING HOLLOWED OUT AND STUFFED WITH CANDY PINATA! THAT'S WHY!

*Mexican hat dance starts playing.*

JT_the_Ninja wrote:He's watching the old man throw a ball at a weedle again. []

Angua wrote:Can you play Super Mario Galaxy as a 2 player??

Edit: I realise I could google this, lazyness prevails.

Rare wrote:Who needs google anyway? *Goes to Bing*

Gorgro wrote:Who needs Bing anyway? *goes back to 1995 and uses Altavista*

Cute Sparkly Hobo Wizard wrote:Who needs Altavista? *goes back to 1991 and asks a librarian*

Rare wrote:Who needs a librarian? *Goes back to 1890 and asks old man*

Gorgro wrote:*old man whacks you with his cane and chases you around a table of orphans*

Rare wrote:*Steps all over his lawn.*

Gorgro wrote:a wild Dog Breath appears!

Run Rare, run!

JT_the_Ninja wrote:*distracts Old Man with a Weedle. Creepy old man..* []

Samiam wrote:Such a smug kitty

Tacoline wrote:RARE uses SMUG
TACO becomes CONFUSED

Samiam wrote:Sam uses confusion beam,........but Taco is already confused, it missed!.

Tacoline wrote:Taco hurt herself in her confusion!

Samiam wrote:*throws pokeball*

Gorgro wrote:*A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A*

Rare wrote:*CHINK!* Wild Taco was caught! Would you like to give Wild Taco a nickname?

Samiam wrote:Crunchy!

Rare wrote:Crunchy
L5
Type1/Wtf
Type2/LOLbbq

OT/Samiam

Attack 7
Defense 16
Special 8

Samiam wrote:I wanna give it some rare candy!

Rare wrote:Crunchy grew to level 6! Crunchy learned Barrel Roll!

Samiam wrote:I think I got the TM that teaches Hyper Beam

Tacoline wrote:TACO D-D-D-DOES a BARREL roll

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE at doing nothing!

Samiam wrote:Use boost to get through!

Rare wrote:Rare dodges Barrel Roll! Rare used Teleport.....Rare fled from battle!

SB8 wrote:She´s blasting off agaiiiin :3

Cute Sparkly Hobo Wizard wrote:A wild Pikachu appears!
Wild Pikachu used PICKPOCKET!
Wild Pikachu fled!

Samiam wrote:I'm playing through Oblivion, I can't believe I didn't discover this game before!

Rare wrote:

Samiam wrote:I'm playing through Oblivion, I can't believe I didn't discover this game before!

Oh God Taco got you too.

Samiam wrote:Yes the Taco got me

Rare wrote:Oh Lord Tacos getting everyone

Tacoline wrote:AND THEN THERE WAS

Rare wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

Samiam wrote:Tell me it is at least a chocolate moose

Manly McLawyerface III wrote:Truly, a moose is the deadliest of all mammals.

EDIT: 300TH POST!

Rare wrote:

Jonny wrote:Truly, a moose is the deadliest of all mammals.

EDIT: 300TH POST!

You must be proud that your 300th post was on a moose.

Manly McLawyerface III wrote:

Rare wrote:

Jonny wrote:Truly, a moose is the deadliest of all mammals.

EDIT: 300TH POST!

You must be proud that your 300th post was on a moose.

Damn right.

Samiam wrote:

Rare: I found you out, CrocoDuck!

Sam: nooooooooo! I'ma sham!

Rare: *Transforms into decepticon*

Sam: Aghh! how could i have not known?

Rare: Especially after all the clues I left!

Sam: i knew the different settings on you were suspicious!

Rare: Not to mention the *clunk clunk* sounds I made randomly, I thought for sure you'd get that, BUT NOW, TIME FOR YOUR DOWNFALL!

Sam: AGHH!!! what are gonna do to me!?

Rare: Youve been a bad boy, Sam!

Sam: yes I have

Rare: You hid the glasses from us decepticons, but no longer will the power of the allspark remain hidden!

Sam: I can not let you find them!

Rare: *Points canon at you* WHERE. IS. THE. ALLSPARK!?

Sam: NEVER!! Not even with the brain probe can you get it from me!

Rare: *Dramatic pose* DECEPTICONS ATTAAAAACK!

Sam: Dramatic Stare* ROLL OUT!!

Rare: *dramatic music* What!? HOW CAN THAT BE?

Sam: YES! Optimus to the rescue!

Rare: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW CAN A MEAR CHILD CONTROL THE AUTOBOTS!? They've gotten stronger then I first expected! DECEPTICONS DESTROY THEM! *pew pew pew*

Sam: Go Bumblebee! *pew*pew* Ninja style!

Rare: *Flips in air and grabs Sam*

Sam: UGHH!

Rare: *Flies into air and lands on building*

Sam:SOMEBODY HELP ME!! Jazz!!

Rare: If you tell me where the allspark is, maybe you will live long enough to be my pet!

Sam: Never!

Rare: *Drops Sam as Jazz jumps over*

Sam: Get him Jaz!! NO WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! NO JAZZ!!! SNAP! JAZZZZ!!!!

Rare: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sam: AGHHH!! I MUST GET TO THE HELICOPTER!!! *runs*

Rare: ONE LAST TIME SAM! THERE'S NO USE HIDING. I CAN SMELL YOU, BOY! *MWAHAHA hey wait where'd he go* *RANDOM EXPLOSION*

Sam: QUICK LETS GET OUT OF HERE! The ariforce!


Rare: *Smashes helicopter*

Sam: AGHHH!!!

Rare: NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU, NOT EVEN YOUR PATHETIC MACHINES. Starscream, bring me his GIRL.

Sam: You want me to do what with this optimus??

Rare: PRIIIMMMMEEEEE. NO BROTHER, YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOUR SELF.

Sam: *runs*

Rare: *pew pew pew tumbles pew pew pew*

Sam: OPTIMUS!!!

Rare: *Starscream flies over you* *Proceeds to ignore you as he retreats*
Rare: PRIME!

Sam: OPTIMUS!!!!

Rare: *Slices prime in half*

Sam: *grabs cube*

Rare: *Goes to destroy you*

Sam: *HUMGPHHHH!!!!* *Allspark noise*

Rare: BLAAAARRRRRRRRRGGEEEEEEEEE *twitches* We will...re....turn... *Microsoft shut down noise*


Sam: *pant*pant*

Rare: *Prime stands, amazed at Sam* *turns* Oh...no...Jazz...

Sam: Poor Jazz

Rare; We have lost many friends..but have gained new ones along the way...

Sam: we shall send out a signal And I will go about ignoring my super hot girlfriend

Rare: We will let all surviving autobots know, we are here, and we are listening
*Pans out to show autobots watching Sam and Hot girlfriend make out on bumblebee* *Rolls credits*

Sam: yay!

Rare: *Cheers from audience* And now to work on the sequel! *Audience is quiet*

Sam: *lots of cheers from a certian beecat*

Rare: I want to be BumbleCat! "Rare, you can't go to college with me." *Stings Sam to death*

Sam: gahh! I would have done that diffrently

Rare: *Sexes sam to death*

Sam: o yeah

Rare: Sam...I'm pregant. They are yours. *Shows mechanical grubs*

Sam: *gasp*

Rare: *Enter Megatron* ACTUALLY, I HAVE THE RESULTS RIGHT HERE.

Sam: *dramatic soap opera music*

Rare: Sam...YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER.
*falls to knees* POR QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sam: DAMN YOU STARSCREAM!!! YOU BETRAYED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!

Rare: Starscream: BUT SHE SAID SHE WAS ON THE PILL! *Enter Bumblebee* I NEVER said that traitor!

Sam: Do robots even take pills??

Rare: Lugnuts!

Sam: I thought that was what you said when you were getting off! O LUGNUTS!!
O LUGNUTS!!

Rare: *Audience laughter track* I was faking Sam! Robots..CANT FEEL PLEASURE!
*GASP*

Sam: *GASP* But you said I hit the gyroscope spot just right!

Rare: YOU WERE OFF BY A MILLER OF A SECOND. Always off! ALWAYS. *Runs out crying*

Sam: But YOU were faking! Is there anything else I need to know? are those after market shocks on you? get new air bags? what else have you lied about??

Rare: You said you loved my airbag inhancement!

Sam: I love you! *Audience awwwwwww*

Rare: I...I love you too Sam!

Sam: *Audience DAWWW*

Rare: *Dramatic enterance from Starscream* GIVE ME MY KIDS!

Sam: NO! I love her for the way she is!

Rare: Run Sam! Take the grubs! I will fend them off!

Sam: I will be a good father! they won't have to be raised by someone like him!

Rare: Sam! Protect yourself and the kids - I..will sacrifice myself if need bee.
NOW RUN. *Charges at Starscream*

Sam: NO I will not abandon you!

Rare: SUDDENLY! Honey I'm hom- MEGATRON! *Prime takes out battle axe*

Sam: *GASP*

Rare: *BumbleCat gets knocked out by swipe from Starscream*

Sam; AGHHH BUMBLECAT!!

Rare: *Starscream runs off with the kids*

Sam: NOOO!

Rare: Will Sam get his grubs back? What happened to Bumblecat? Why is everyone making dramatic enterences? Stay tuned next time for...

Sam: As the Cybertron turns!

Rare: *Dun dun dun* *fades out*