Adult Thread

Do they not have toys in Australia?

Yeah.



Like I said, some of my stuff may be a bit kinky.


(Did I say that?)

This discussion makes me think of this comic.

Top Hat Zebra wrote:Yeah.

So wait.

Like, in your urethra?

What.

I am just going to say that Rule 34 is a thing. It's the rule of Quantum Fetish Mechanics.

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=716

Semicolon wrote:

Top Hat Zebra wrote:Yeah.

So wait.

Like, in your urethra?

What.

Just...... why? Why, Semi?


Man. That's worse than Octavia playing it like a fiddle. With a bow.





Soooooooooooooooooo....... Jonny. While we're on the subject, what kind of crazy stuff are you onto?

What

Draw a diagram, I am so confused right now.

A diagram of..... what?

You know what?
I think we should just forget it.

Yeah, that sounds good.

NO. JONNY, GET BACK HERE!!! IM NOT FINISHED WITH YOU.


I ALSO DO REALIZE THAT SOUNDS STRANGE IN THE CONTEXT OF THIS CONVERSATION. I APOLOGIZE.

*emerges sweaty and naked from nearby bedroom*

What? It's really hot outside.

Anyone wanting to know whatt depths of depravity I sink to can PM me if desired.

I kinda want to know, and, at the same time, do not want to approach this with a ten foot pole.

Christ you guys are scary creatures!!

Anyhow, as I promised, here is the finest selection from the paper;

Fantasies:

"Jason Statham and Wolverine in the shower" (couldn't stop laughing at that one for ages!)

"I want to dress up as Shredder and have four girls, quadruplets ideally, dressed up as Rafael, Donatello, Leonardo and Michaelangelo, and afterwards we all eat pizza"

"I want to get done anally by a dwarf riding a unicycle"

"F**king my boss up her bum while we both watched The Empire Strikes Back"

Doing 'The Charizard' - While having sex with a girl with pubic hair, light her pubes on fire as you ejaculate. Your semen will put out half of the burning hair, and afterwards while she is flapping her arms about wildly, scream "you don't have enough badges to train me" and run out of the room."

"Listening to critically acclaimed album Mezzanine by Massive Attack sets a very lively tempo yo help you pace your thrusting."

"Watching Finding Nemo, a light hearted, fun and calming nature of Disney's spectacle provides couples with a relaxed and soothing atmosphere, perfect for passionate love making"

"Watch The Empire Strikes back, and time your screams to coincide with Luke Skywalker's infamous "nooooooo""

Oh, and highest voted role play selection; Chewbacca and Hans Solo

AJ wrote:"I want to get done anally by a dwarf riding a unicycle"

what.

who even
why
what

no

????????????????

I like to think Chewie is the submissive one, and Han dominates him.
But, man, all that fur would get in your holes and stuff. Erk.

Thats...... Kinda how I imagined it too.


I feel terrible.

Great minds think alike!

I like to wear small women's panties....

I dont know anything about this.


I cant wear small womens panties. They're too small.


You know, because of my penis.

WHAT?!?!?!?

Lady pants are so uncomfortable, that's not even.

Okay, what the heck is in that picture?