Adult Thread

Well, I think it IS technically reddy-orange. I've just darkened it a bit. So you were half-right.

So my uni does this sex survey every year, and everyone always puts hilarious answers for stuff.

A couple of categories are "best sexual fantasy" and "best sexual experience". Submit your own, and I'll type up some of the ones in the paper tomorrow!

If I published some of my sexual fantasies your paper would probably catch fire. Green, lurid, kinky fire.

My fire would be purple, blue, and have ropes shooting out of it.

Manly McTurtleshell III wrote:If I published some of my sexual fantasies your paper would probably catch fire. Green, lurid, kinky fire.

I am... Intrigued

as for me, I have no fantasies that are significantly better than others simply because I don't really remember them and often just think up something new when I feel like it. And experiences, well that would be weird to say the least...

Manly McTurtleshell III wrote:If I published some of my sexual fantasies your paper would probably catch fire. Green, lurid, kinky fire.

...... Go on.......



My fantasies. Hmmm. Well I- Wait a minute. This is a set-up, aint it?

ARE YOU AGENT LATASH?!?!?!?!

If you are, I've still got your kids, so dont try anything.

If you arent, well then none of my fantasies/ experiences invole Agent Latash's kids.




(Really though, i just think it up while I go along.)


Best Sexual Fantasy? That would be J.R.R Polekin's The Lord of the Kinks.

I kind of like Hairy Potter and the Sorcerer's Boner.

Or Hairy Potter and the Bedchamber of Secrets

Or Hairy Potter and the Prisoner of Ass Cabin

Or Hairy Potter and the Goblet of Desire

Or Hairy Potter and the Order of the Penis

Or Hairy Potter and the Half-and-Half Prince

Or Hairy Potter and the Sexy Hallows

Dewmann wrote:I kind of like Hairy Potter and the Sorcerer's Boner.

Or Hairy Potter and the Bedchamber of Secrets

Or Hairy Potter and the Prisoner of Ass Cabin

Or Hairy Potter and the Goblet of Desire

Or Hairy Potter and the Order of the Penis

Or Hairy Potter and the Half-and-Half Prince

Or Hairy Potter and the Sexy Hallows

........ You win this round.......

Harry Potter and the Sorceress' Moan. I like all of those, but the Ass Cabin one is just bluh. Too obvious.
Hmm, I don't know if our uni does a sex survey or not. We are pretty deeply entrenched in the bible belt so I don't know if that would be viable.

I don't have very kinky fantasies. I barely have fantasies.

Im pretty sure some of my fantasies are kinky. Like, being on bottom. Thats pretty kinky. Probably.

Ziggy Stardust wrote:Harry Potter and the Sorceress' Moan. I like all of those, but the Ass Cabin one is just bluh. Too obvious.

Well then how about "Hairy Potter and the Prisoners of Ass Stabbin'"

Also, I'm pretty much the same way Ziggy. The last real fantasy I had was just of me boning a crush, a couple years ago. Creepy, but normal and uninteresting.

You're so boring, Dew.

And I think I like Ass Stabbin much better.


EDIT: Wait, that came out wrong....

Top Hat Zebra wrote:that came out wrong....

...hehehe...

YES
KINK THREAD
Bondage all up in this bitch.


I have been waiting to post this screenshot all month.

Dewmann wrote:The last real fantasy I had was just of me boning a crush, a couple years ago.

EWW NO WAY
Consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position?!?!
YOURE SUCH A PERVERT THAT IS SO GROSS GOSH?!?!?!

Hmmmm.....


Maybe.

HELL NAW NOT THE MISSIONARY POSITION.

FUCKIN' COWGIRL. THAT SHIT IS HOT.

Pfft. Reverse Cowgirl!


Wait..... Im not sure if we're talking about the same thing here....

Who's on top?

The female (or male) sits astride the male, in a cowgirl.
Reverse cowgirl is when the female (or male) is facing backwards, towards the male's feet.
I can draw diagrams, if you need.

No, I know what they are, Im saying is the female on bottom, or the male?

The thing with the penis is on the bottom.

Hey, a cowgirl/reverse cowgirl is pretty hot! Her hands supporting her body on my chest, while I get a good look at her sultry figure going up and down, both of us perspirating and WAITWHATAMIDOINGNOISHOULDNOTBETYPINGTHISISWEAR

Yeahm you're making it weird, Dew.


Besides, I was talking about the other way around.

wait what.
Do you mean the guy on top?
That's, like, something else entirely.
And I don't know how that would work; the

penis

would have to, like, bend to get in.
Maybe we're thinking of different things but, gosh, that would hurt.

...... No.


Gods that would hurt though.

I was actually refering to...... The femae being the penetrator, as opposed to the penatratee (Er.... Penatrated?)

women dont have a penis
whast