TTBM #4? 5? I don't even-

You should've went to AM's clinic. Sure, he may not have a Doctor's degree...and he might have put a bit of science you never agreed to in you...but you would've gotten that steroid right away

And a pigeon for your troubles. [ ]

Where IS Archimedes?

Canadian hospitals suck. I mean free healthcare is great and all, but when i'm sitting there with my brother who's screaming cause he just broke his leg and we're stuck behind a kid with a wart on his knee...

When it works, it works. when it doesn't... well, bring a tent and enough food to last you a couple weeks

Isn't there some sort of priority system?

There should be. Obviously, they're going to treat the more urgent cases first

At least, in good Canadian hospitals

Jubedy wrote:Canadian hospitals suck. I mean free healthcare is great and all, but when i'm sitting there with my brother who's screaming cause he just broke his leg and we're stuck behind a kid with a wart on his knee...

When it works, it works. when it doesn't... well, bring a tent and enough food to last you a couple weeks

I never had this problem. Cuz I know how to counter the system.

Stef, you never have this problem because you stick your head into your medigun and take a big whiff.

I'm pretty sure this isn't doing any long term good on your body

Prove it!

Closing Shifts (5:30 to 10:00 PM) Everything's so boring until 9:50 when EVERYTHING GOES TO HELL.
Electronics is dead empty and then I swear it got flash-mobbed or something. Six customers. First one wants a laptop. We're out of that one, so I have to explain that, no we can't sell the display model, no there aren't any in the back, and no I can't give you a discount on a different one because we're out of the one you wanted. Eventually she get's upset and goes home. Three of them were pretty easy, they just needed to get something unlocked, flashdrives, cameras, GTA V(The only game that ever sells and is starting to bug me a little bit.) One guy needed help finding three different things in different areas of the department. The last guy just wanted to buy a copy of GTA V, but his card wouldn't go through. He refused to use any different card because he "Get's points on this one." So I tried to call a manager over to assist with this. Turns out their all in a meeting. Every. Single. Manager. In. The. Store. At once. You know, so that if they're needed they can't be reached. Eventually the guy just decided to use cash, but by that time it was already 10:25. So now I have an hour of overtime I need to get rid of in ten minute intervals by taking longer lunches. Guess who only get's one 8 hour shift a week. Yeah, this guy.

I have an employee that has taken to smoking in the men's room. Great now I need to fire him

Well you know what they say....where there's smoke, there's fired.


....I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. Hope things work out for the best, Sam. [ ]

That fits all too well.

Sam is apparently Bazooka Joe, and his life is the comics...[ ]

Ohh its better then living in comics.

TTBM: Had to use some ADD meds last night, now I can't stop touching my face. I think I have more prominent cheekbones than I used to. Pretty sure its because I haven't been eating enough.

PROBLEMS

I HAVEN'T BEEN EATING ENOUGH EITHER, LOST 7 POUNDS IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS.
THAT WOULD BE A GOOD THING BUT I LOOK ALL PASTY AND ZOMBIE-ISH NOW.
FIXING IT WITH CHOCOLATE NOW THAT I FEEL BETTER, YOU SHOULD TRY THAT.

WHERE DID HALF OF THIS BOX OF CHOCOLATES GO
I DIDN'T EAT THIS YET I SWEAR
I THINK
SOMEONE GIVE ME MORE CHOCOLATE

Speed, eh? Ritalin or Adderall or somethin'? My mother's always trying to get me to take one of her Adderall to see "if it helps me". It's sort of a bench test for if you have ADD or not. I am pretty reluctant to just take some drugs to see what happens. Yes, that's science, but it's also the science of my brain. I need my brain.

I have a friend who says he's known people to take Adderall to help them study, and then they end up masturbating for 10 hours. We decided that Adderall is basically crystallized Spiral Energy. And that it might be a bad idea to make an Adderall/Mountain Dew slushie.

"Having trouble with your ADHD and ADD? Do you need help to focus? Then ask your doctor about Adderall! Side effects may include fever, nervousness, dizziness and masturbation for 10 hours."

Yeah, there's a priority system, but it was amateur hour at the hospital and since he kinda sorta not really looked fine they decided he could wait. 

They were probably busy or something, but that's not very much comfort for screaming child with broken bones.

Yeah, I hate to see 'em in pain too
@Adderall: if we got Sash to take it, would anyone be able to tell the difference?

The fever might be noticeable...[ ]

TTBM: People who describe themselves as "brilliant but lazy," especially if they justify it by saying that they've been told by their teachers that they're intelligent and that if they just applied themselves, they'd do amazing.

Teachers give that line to everybody. It's supposed to encourage you by reminding you that doing your best will yield you amazing results. It's not supposed to make you content with mediocrity because you think "Oh I already know I could be amazing, I just willingly choose not to be."

How do you masturbate for ten hours? Either it gets so sore masturbation is impossible or I assume it gets completely eroded away, whichever comes sooner.