TTBM #4? 5? I don't even-

TTBM: Sam why!!!! That would've been so funny! You're derelict in your duties...


....heh, duties...[]

TTFBM: Yesterday was the election of our new Prime Minister in Quebec and when she was elected, a guy with a pistol, AK47 and pyrotechnic stuff entered the metropolis (where she was) and tried to kill her during her speach. Didn't work but he killed one guy. When he was caught he yelled "The english are awekening! It's payback time!". To know why he said that go on wikipedia and skip to content 5.


wikipedia

How does the government work in Canada? Does each city have a Prime Minister?

... Quebec is also a province

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2 weeks ago spunky, a clumsy cat of mine descided that she was going to the window and NOTHING WOULD STOP HER so she knocked everything down including a cup of pop i had sitting on my desk.
it spilled on my laptop so i quickly dried it and had it upsidown so that nothing would get under the keyboard.
sunday my computer wouldn't turn on. and me being all derpy and stuff couldn't figure out why until i had a friend take it apart. apparently the motherboard had fried

i said F U COMPUTER YOU'VE BROKEN 4 TIMES THIS YEAR AND I GOT YOU LAST YEAR NEARLY TO THE DAY
IAMGETTINGANEWONE
so i have a new one now.

Cool...I can help you install Linux on it. []

I would posit that Windows is actually the trap...[]

Well i got to work today at the time I thougt i was suppose to be here only to find out i got pushed back 2 hours without anyone telling me. Gotta love m job a lot to be here 2 and a half hours early

Captain Halo wrote:How does the government work in Canada? Does each city have a Prime Minister?

Technically Quebec is an independant country.


More or less.

TTBM: The receptionist at work is a year younger than me and was also an English major, so we share a lot of interests. She also has a boyfriend. She called me up on my office phone today for the sole purpose of asking me if I had a Gameboy since, and I quote, she "was playing Pokemon Red and needed to get an Alakazam."

You guys...I have never had to try so hard to keep myself from declaring love to another person...[]

She's a keeper. Now to the issue of that pesky boyfriend...

We're also completely opposite on the political spectrum...I should mention this. []

So you're saying you CAN'T build a successful relationship on Pokemon?

She's also into all the geeky stuff that I like, and she used to take martial arts...and she has this smile...the kind of smile that just makes you feel good inside...


...gruh, you guys...I'm gonna sit in the tinychat for a while...I may have a beverage with me...[]

TTBM: So, about a week ago, some guy called out house from Arizona. He talked in a hilarious country accent, and I could barely understand him. He asked for "Chet" and I told him he had the wrong number.

Well, just now, he called again. I didn't asnwer, seeing it was the same guy, and I just figured he was a drunkard or something, and mixed up the numbers again. He left a practically unintellgible message, and after listening to it for about 12 times, I came to the conclusion that he was calling his "Brother" and that his dad had just died, and he needed to talk. (I THINK that's what he said. It's extremely hard to tell.)

So, being the great guy I am, I called him back to let him know he had left the message on the wrong machine, and that he needed to call his brother again.

So, I asked who it was, and he said "Ross." and I was like, "Who are you calling for?"

He said "Chet. Chet Miller."

At that point, I realised who this was.

About a week ago, my dad had gotten into contact with an old childhood friend of his named Ross Milliron (Yes, that is the most awesome, redneck name ever.) My dad was telling me about how he talked really funny, and how awesome the guy's dad was. I realised he was saying "JEFF Miller." which is my dad's name.

I feel bad, for some reason. Im just glad I called the guy back.

Don't worry! All is now well, probably.

TTBM:

It should be legal for me to punch anyone who believes this. In the balls.

They used Papyrus font

why

people joke about Comic Sans

but Papyrus is actually the worst

So many businesses use Papyrus. It's like, not only could you not design a logo that looked distinctive, you put the name of your business in Papyrus.
I used Papyrus all the time in elementary school. It was my favorite(next to Verdana). I still kind of like it but it's not appropriate for most things.

Grimm, an american TV show about stupid shit, uses Papyrus. That makes me mad.

TTBM:

TTBM: It really amazes me at the lengths people will go to stay bigoted and ignorant.



I mean, fuck.

Im considering going to live in a Buddhist temple. Do they have internet?

Top Hat Zebra wrote:TTBM: It really amazes me at the lengths people will go to stay bigoted and ignorant.



I mean, fuck.

Im considering going to live in a Buddhist temple. Do they have internet?

Buddhist believe in separation from material needs such as internet, but modern Buddhism allows some leeway.

TTBM: how do douchebags like this guy even get close to power?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/aug/16/paul-ryan-small-government-champion-force-women-ultrasound