TTBM #4? 5? I don't even-

TTBM: Found a 9/11 simulator where you crash the planes yourself.


DAFUQ!

JT_the_Ninja wrote:

Top Hat Zebra wrote:

Dewmann wrote:TTBM: When I can't go to sleep because my parents pick late at night to be screaming and getting violent with one another.

I know that feel.


The moans are the worst part.

I don't think he means it in that way, Zeb.

...I'ma start calling you Zeb from now on. []

You youngin's are so disrespectful these days...

Who are you calling a youngin, Zeb?

Zebro....Zebadiah...Zebistopheles...[]

That makes me... Zigistopheles!
Aw yeah.

Can I be Sartolemy?

Cuberaham.

SexyMedic wrote:TTBM: Found a 9/11 simulator where you crash the planes yourself.


DAFUQ!

The hell?

I am slightly worried how you found it.

TTBM: I. Hate. Highschool.

what happened?

I think one of my least favourite parts of high school was when people would steal my stationery.
Maybe not my least favourite, but definitely in the top 10. It's probably the most annoying.

I don't know why I have such a strong sense of property; a couple months ago a friend came over and wrote "I love you always :)" on an old doodle I had on my desk and I was on edge for the rest of the week.

I'm getting extremely fed up of being somewhere on the autistic spectrum.

A couple of months ago, I went on a work placement which required me to stay away from home for a few days. Since it was organised through my university I could claim things like travel and accommodation on an expenses form. My expenses were returned today and I emailed a note to the woman who had arranged the trip, letting her know I had got my money back. However, I neglected to say "thank you" in the note because, for whatever reason, those little social minutiae pass my by sometimes. I think I saw the note in pretty utilitarian terms more than anything else.

Well, upon hearing this my Mum got extremely angry with me. I realise I should have said "thank you" in the note, but the way she was speaking to me you'd have thought that I had taken a crap on her doorstep. It felt utterly disproportionate to what had happened, and I've basically gone off and I'm not speaking to her or my Dad right now. I wasn't in the mood to have a conversation we've had about five times before now.

I'm annoyed on two fronts. The first is that while my Mum says she's supportive she more often than not comes off as negative and accusatory towards me which I find hurtful. I don't do these things to be rude or thoughtless and I haven't gone off now to be recalcitrant. It takes a genuine effort on my part to both socialise and remember what is socially appropriate. It's difficult for me, and I do try and do the right thing as often as I can. The second reason I'm annoyed is that things like this happen to begin with and that I can't learn from my mistakes, and the thought that my social ineptitude is going to have a serious impact on my relationships and future career is a pressing worry for me.

I think I'm jaded with my parents because I feel that I'm not making any progress on coping with this autistic presence and they are never going to really understand or be patient enough with me to get past it. I don't know what to do. However, I do have an excellent book by a man called Tony Attwood which correlates with a lot of my own experiences.

I suppose I can seek support and help in these scenarios, but to be honest it just feels utterly emasculating. It's not a good feeling when you're twenty years old and you have to be told if an item of clothing is appropriate to wear or your Facebook picture makes you look like a pervert (this actually happened). I think I'm quite a proud person who doesn't take criticism very well, so I feel utterly in conflict between this autism and the ways in which I'm supposed to deal with it.

Dude, I know that feel so well...except for the emasculating part. I'm the manliest man in the world. []

It is very manly facial hair, yes.

Jonny wrote:I'm getting extremely fed up of being somewhere on the autistic spectrum.

I know your pain.

Aw, Jonny. You should let your parents know how you feel.

Had a talk with my parents. Don't really feel better, had a bit of a cry, but I'm not falling out with them anymore. Just thought I'd give you an update.

Well, if anything bad happens, know that we'll always be there for you, Jonny

Honestly, it seems more like your mother overreacted, to me.

TTBM: Somebody posted this in all seriousness on Facebook.



Yes, the penny was apparently made as part of a conspiracy to make Lincoln look bad in comparison to all other presidents on coins.

Also, wrong form of "their."

All in all, 2/10 would not bang again.

TTBM: The restaurent where I work is now closed......Yay......no job.....

TTBM: Gaint hulking black guy-actor is dead...

I CAN NEVER REMEMBER HIS NAME, OK?

It's okay, I'll check the front page of reddit-

Michael Clarke Duncan

Pretty underrated actor.

Apparently he was Balrog in Street Fighter: The Legend of Caucasian Chun-Li...

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Dewmann wrote:TTBM: Somebody posted this in all seriousness on Facebook.



Yes, the penny was apparently made as part of a conspiracy to make Lincoln look bad in comparison to all other presidents on coins.

Also, wrong form of "their."

All in all, 2/10 would not bang again.

Yeah I will hear some version of that urban legend in one form or another. An easy way to dispel it is to take a 50 cent piece. The face on a 50 cent piece (and other coins but a 50 cent is easier to have on hand) is facing the same way as a pennie's. now you may wonder why that is, well the determining factor is how well of a profile the mint had to work with to make the design.

The penny being copper goes waaaaay back to when the US first started having currency. It has always been and will remain so until necessity demands a change.

A ttbm;

I am stuck at work on the night shift right now and somehow my town has decided tonight is the night to get shitfaced.

I had several drunks come through before it was even 9:30pm and I had one very high guy come into m lobby, asked what time the food court closed, ordered a bunch of food and sat there staring at the wall and eating like he just learned how to use hands for about 45 min.

I shoulda youtubed that