Favourite Quotes

Okay, so it's not the megalomaniacal magic Japanese cat monster who wants me to turn my security system off, but instead it's the supergenius raptor who easily tear through my flesh and bones with his teeth?

I think I'll celebrate today by visiting my family.

"Magic Japanese cat monster".

-Dewmann

It was actually Jon Stewart describing Mewtwo, but I feel it's also fitting to describe Rare.

But how can I turn my security systems off, if they were never turned on in the first place?

"[Your] storeroom of fucks is growing low and winter is coming."

Tell me, where is evil bred, in the heart or in the head?

I'm tempted to say heart. I'm thinking of the guy in Sherlock who

Spoiler:

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Evil people don't, I think, see themselves as evil.

"I'm naked."

-invisible man

"May I remind you that I am naked in the snow? I can't feel any of my extremities, and I mean any of them."
-Invisible Thief from League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

"We pirates are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things. I once sailed with a man with no legs, one arm and half his ear missing".

"What did you call him?"

"...Larry".

-Pirates of the Caribbean

That's so deep, man

"Mew."
-unknown

That, however, is full of shit, and the person to have said it must be one hell of a stupid fatass.

WOO
YOU SAID IT, SISTER

GO RESISTANCE

WE ARE THE NUMBER ONE

; wrote:WOO
YOU SAID IT, SISTER

I see what you did there.

"Time is made of a bunch of wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff"

-The Doctor

I've been watching all the episodes I can.

Blink is probably one of the best episodes of the new series. Ironic considering the Doctor is hardly in it at all.

Gaah. Blink. That's the episode people who don't watch the show but want to pretend they know about it reference nonstop. Just like 'Trouble with Tribbles' for Star Trek. You can tell if someone just wants to fit in with the crowd if they only mention these two episodes, or reference them the most.

It's these reasons I've come to dislike otherwise really awesome episodes.

If you want to prove your Doctor Who fandom you should make reference to Love and Monsters. Only a true Doctor Who fan would watch that episode...

IDGAF if other people like it or not, Blink is so awesome. There's an angel statue in my front yard, on occasion I'll move it into my parents' bedroom in the middle of the night so they freak when they wake up.

I've been watching all of them! I just like that quote. Also, I don't think that episode is on netflix. But I can quote other episodes! "Are you my mummy" and all that. Blah blah blah Satan Pit something or other.

I told dad I was excited for the Deadpool movie and he was like 'you mean the Clint Eastwood movie?'
Today I learned that Christopher Eccleston played the bad guy in the Dirty Harry movie The Dead Pool.

I hope they do the Deadpool movie well. I really dread they'll go overboard with the cheesy and try to cater to too wide an audience and it'll end up like George Clooney's Batman.

On the other hand, if it's too good, everyone will start raving about how cool Deadpool is and then I'll be mad because I liked Deadpool before it was cool.

Roses are red

violets are blue

a face like yours

belongs in a zoo.

Don't be sad

cause I'll be there too,

not in a cage

but laughing at you!