Treehouse Court Of Law

Well, I guess I can dig out some files of unsolved cases from this bin here.

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This one looks good! "Taco Versus The Clowns." It seems here that Tacobot is once again on trial for harassing innocent clowns, leading to several deaths.

Well, isn't that her job as punishment for killing that drug lord? How do we proceed with this...


(I actually got mail suggesting this be a court case!)

I will be on defense!

I will be part of the evidence recovery team. I will not be on any side in this case.

I WILL BE TACO

So you will be a superhero in a giant taco outfit?

YES

I HATE CLOWNS

ROBOTS ARE COOL

TACOBOT FOR PRESIDETTE

CLOWNS ARE NOTHING!

CLOWNS DESERVE DEATH!

KILL THEM ALL TACO!

NEW CASE:

The Semi VS. Resistance case.

That case is not open yet! There has not been an charge made yet.
Not yet anyways...

Maybe I should charge him?

I CHARGE YOU FIRST

ON WHAT GROUNDS?

Being a zebra

OH, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GUILTY
AND WHAT'S THE PENALTY FOR BEING GUILTY?

LIFE IMPRISONMENT, OKAY, THAT'LL DO

I CHARGE SEMI WITH AGRESSIVE RACISM.

Now that's racist!
Wait, I look down on the non-infested/unassiluated, so I guess I have no room to talk, do I?
And I'm TOTALLY not guilty of any war crimes.

semicolon wrote:I WILL BE TACO

wait...
don't i get to be me?

late reply is late

Top Hat Zebra wrote:I CHARGE SEMI WITH AGRESSIVE RACISM.

OKAY. CASE OPEN.

SEMI ARE YOU A RACIST BE TRUTHFUL

I AM NOT A RACIST
THE ONLY RACING I DO IS IN VIDEO GAMES

HONEST

-facepalm-

OH NO HE'S MAKING ANOTHER LEFT TURN!

HE'S GOING FOR A BLUE SHELL SOMEBODY STOP HIM

*sideswipes, Modnation Racers style*

*uses a Thunderstorm powerup right when Jonny is just out of boost* []

*drop a banana peel*

*activates global drain*
Yay for obcure raceing game refences!