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TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS

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Travelcube
Ziggles
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Gorgro
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Bowen
SQUIGGLES
Top Hat Zebra
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1TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:02 pm

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

So, the US finally is finished with voting season (Thank the fucking gods) so I figured we should have the first Treehouse Election, to celebrate.


Currently, there are four candidates.

Rare, representing the Imperial Party.

Gorgro, representing the Treehouse Conservatives.

Semicolon, representing the moron People's Party.*

And Someguy, Representing the Party of the Revolution.




*Despite it's name, the "People's Party" is not actually about power to the people. It's about power to Semicolon, who will rule as a dictator, and also steal your candy.

2TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:24 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

Top Hat Zebra wrote:Semicolon, representing the moron People's Party.*

*Despite it's name, the "People's Party" is not actually about power to the people. It's about power to Semicolon, who will rule as a dictator, and also steal your candy.
Hey

this isn't the U.S.
you can't shoot vile slander to swing an election

"neutral party"
yeah sure
already choosing sides

I demand a non-partisan mediator

3TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:27 pm

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

Never did I claim to be a neutral party!

Besides, everyone here already knows everyone. If my words alone can sway their opinion, then perhaps I should lead...

4TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:29 pm

Bowen

Bowen

I not sure I'd vote for Zebra over Gorgro/Rare, but I would over Semi.

EDIT: Zebra, you kinda do claim to be Neutral. Look under your profile picture.

5TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:33 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

"Gorgro's Conservatives"
clearly says "dictatorship" at the top of the screen
more loaded language than a gun convention
Bowen wrote:I not sure I'd vote for Zebra over Gorgro/Rare, but I would over Semi.
10/10 you have shut me down
bowen
you have joined the ranks of the elite "people who shut down Semicolon" club
also known as "Treehouse 2.0"

This is a popularity game anyway
no-one here votes on issues
im being maf and noone can stop me

6TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:38 pm

Bowen

Bowen

Well, in all honesty, you DID backstab me.
How can I vote for a man who I cannot trust to not try to kill me?
Zebra never backstabbed me. I trust him not to try to kill me. he's a good guy.
What was that about not having real reasons to not vote for you, backstabber?

A vote for Semi is a vote for assisted suicide. Painful assisted suicide.
BY BACKSTABBING.

7TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:47 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

To be honest I don't even remember what I did
please make a video montage and email it to me
my email is: aggressive_entitled_white_kid_with_rich_parents@hotmail.com

Here are my stances on issues:
* Every member is entitled to a unique user rank
* Every member is entitled to a personal signature that should remain unmolested
* Every member is entitled to free hugs
* Every member deserves the right to feel safe and strong and not be insulted
* Every member should be able to discuss borderline moderation issues before action is taken

probbabyl some other stuff im pretty tired

8TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:01 pm

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

Bowen wrote:I not sure I'd vote for Zebra over Gorgro/Rare, but I would over Semi.

EDIT: Zebra, you kinda do claim to be Neutral. Look under your profile picture.

There's also the "Chaotic" thing there, so...

9TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:22 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS MaGLM
neutral party
the party that is neutral
that sides with none
on top of that Chaotic Neutral alignment means the person is anarchistic or self-serving before anything else
if there is sarcasm in this thread it is completely lost on me

10TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:41 pm

someguy3657

someguy3657

If I'm elected, I promise a decrease on bee/cats/beecats/raptor/wild semicolon attacks on our fair forum.

Wait, what are we running for, anyways? Admin privileges?

11TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:51 pm

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

Nominee Semicolon wrote:TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS MaGLM
neutral party
the party that is neutral
that sides with none
on top of that Chaotic Neutral alignment means the person is anarchistic or self-serving before anything else
if there is sarcasm in this thread it is completely lost on me

Classic political manipulation. You take something completely out of context.


My nuetrality is not in Treehouse politics, it's in war. I side with no army, or nation.

For that matter, I don't side with any candidate either.

I merely report what I know.

12TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:00 am

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

>"political manipulation"
>not even running
>incorrect facts
>blatantly slandering

nothing more needs to be said
vote Zebra for least neutral Neutral ever

13TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:15 am

Bowen

Bowen

Meh. 100% true neutral people are dicks anyway. You just finish your quest that was 'Tip the scales and win the war for the side of the adorable, loving, delightful kittens or the megacunt hateseveryoneincludingyouevenifyouhelpthem mercenaries' in favour of the kittens and as you frolic with your new-found fluffy kitten friends they kill them all to maintain "balance".

Screw true neutral.

14TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:21 am

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

If people vote for me at all, they're idiots.


Seriously, Im not even a choice!


Vote Semicolon for tyrannical dictatorship/ destroyed tradition!

15TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:54 am

Gorgro

Gorgro
Glorious Leader

Semi is only interested in titles. He doesn't care about you, all he does is try to circumvent my laws to spam you all with his horrible pro-semicolon propaganda. I keep the threads clean! Since I took office, we have had the lowest troll level on the entire internet!

A vote for semi could open the gates completely. A constant stream of gifs will cause seizures forum-wide, smileys will attract 14 year old Call of Duty players who will drown you in leetspeak and signatures will render even the simplest post unwieldy and unpleasant. This is the future you create for yourself when you vote Semi! The only votes he should get are the ones to kick him off the island.

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https://treehouse.forumotion.com

16TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:14 am

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

17TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:37 am

D-Munny

D-Munny

Guy/Mann, 2013!

If elected, we won't badly deny eating missing forum members, sexily torture our rivals without consent, or be completely oblivious to all forms of criticism!

18TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:59 am

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

All of you are puppets before the King of All Cosmos anyway.

19TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:37 am

Packie

Packie

Gorgro wrote:TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Profiles_presidentraptor_2535_111166

I am confused why an Belgian raptor is posing in front of an American flag

20TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:39 am

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

Packie wrote:
Gorgro wrote:TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Profiles_presidentraptor_2535_111166

I am confused why an Belgian raptor is posing in front of an American flag
You have a sharp eye, Packie.
You are a credit to the community and I hope you place your vote with Semicolon.

21TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:45 am

D-Munny

D-Munny

Semi is 1 percentage point ahead of Someguy. What is going on? Could it be election fraud?

22TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:45 am

Ziggles

Ziggles

I think Gorgro emigrated from Jurassic park on that one island, so really he's just raptor-born.
ANYWAY I BROKE A TIE.
I wanted to run but I don't really have a platform or the desire to be the head on anything. I'm responsible and level-headed and I like to take things in moderation. I'm not public official material.

23TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:15 am

Travelcube

Travelcube

I'm disappointed that I was not on this ballot! I campaigned pretty hard. I've got signs around my house and everything!

http://justhellapornoallthetime.com

24TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:43 am

Gorgro

Gorgro
Glorious Leader

Packie wrote:
Gorgro wrote:TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Profiles_presidentraptor_2535_111166

I am confused why an Belgian raptor is posing in front of an American flag
As this is a forum with representatives from many different countries, I travel a lot to spread my message of "don't vote for semi". This is just a picture from my campaigning in the US.

https://treehouse.forumotion.com

25TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Empty Re: TREEHOUSE ELECTIONS Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:20 pm

D-Munny

D-Munny

Why do you have fingers and an oddly human shaped body?

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