Treehouse Court Of Law

HOLD IT. Vulcans are not void of emotion - rather, they develop techniques to keep their emotions controlled because they are so emotional. Their judgment and abilities to think logically would be compromised if they otherwise allowed their feelings to lead their actions. Spock's half-brother Sybok is an agreeable example of this.

Spock is only half-vulcan, and has strong human blood in him - thus he has harder times suppressing all the thoughts and feelings that run through his mind.

Also.

TACO PUT THAT WITNESS STAND DOWN BEFORE YOU HURT SOMEONE!

*puts the stand down, narrowly missing someguy's face.*
ok!
the last time, i saw the UVA was when it was standing... no actualy floating over the dead guy who had been shooting. it was very mean of him to shoot. the uva actualy saved me after he was all shooty and stuff.
oh yeah i forgot, rare i need repairs my arm's been acting weird.
*static electricity shoots from the arm, setting the witness stand on fire*
woopsey

Mrs Line, why did your...ummm, "shooty man", start shooting? Have you and the Uva done something to upset him?

And CAN SOMEONE GET THAT FIRE?!

probably because the fbi was an government ageny created by ghosts to hunt aliens... but also because i told him to stop messing with rare, but he got mad and started shooting.
*raises arm*
hey i got shot too! i should totaly get a purple heart or something... oh hey this was that missing bullet you all were talking about... yeah...
*fire spreads to prosecution stand*

Alright, so it was an FBI agent, and you have the bullet...umm...quick question, what were you doing on the day of the crime?

well, earlier that day, i was helping rarewith filing stuff, she is so unorganized, anyway i overheard her talking about a the guy from the drug lord pharmacy who was selling her catnip. she was having her "episodes" so i descided that the best way to solve that problem was to talk to the drug lord. so i found him and i talkked to him, he didn't like what i said... probably because i insulted his mother... anyway
*fire spreads to the defense stand*
so he shot at me, and i just was all like "no way dude you can't do that" and then he died. i did'nt know he had a twin brother!
*fire continues to burn*

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE PUT OUT THAT FIRE?!

*casually walks into the courtroom with fire extinguisher and puts out the fire*

*takes a set of large plairs and starts to dig in the hole*

Look at that, the bullet!

Just then....DRAMA! []

Large plairs... *giggle giggle*

Packie wrote:*casually walks into the courtroom with fire extinguisher and puts out the fire*

*takes a set of large plairs and starts to dig in the hole*

Look at that, the bullet!

GET THOSE LARGE PLIERS AWAY FROM ME! *runs away from packie*
*as packie chases the tacobot in circles around the courtroom, british comedy music plays*

Spoiler:

Rare, will you please control your robot?

Yes, prosecution. I will activate her emergency shutdown.

....

Aww, damn. Does anyone here have a science skill of 60 or higher?

*Pull out is wrench*

I do!!!

*Drop is pop-corn and start chasing tacobot*

*Is in background, ranting*

I never get locked out of the computer! Never! And the one time I forget the password, just once, and suddenly Tacobot dosen't even recognize me as her owner! Gods!

AWESOME MEDIC BE CAREFUL THAT'S EXPENSIVE TECHNOLOGY.

ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!

I know I'm in the crowd but no one yelled this yet for some reason.

Can I get a Double Whopper value meal and an apple pie? []

NO! *throws gavel*

Yes, Your Honour. []

Tacoline wrote:so he shot at me, and i just was all like "no way dude you can't do that" and then he died. i did'nt know he had a twin brother!

A man can't just die like that. Something must've happened to him. Please tell the court more details about what happened.

well...
*dodges packie and his pliers.*
he shot me, and with all my combat updates that kinda causes me to...
*dodge's AM and his wrench by doing a back flip forward.*
activate my auto defense system, which includes kung fo kutman.
the court will recognize this training video

So you admit that you attacked him with kung fu attacks that can slash the opponent?

No! My arch nemesis, corupting my tacobot into murder!

DAMN YOU KUNFU CUTMAN! DAAAMN YOOOU!

someguy3657 wrote:So you admit that you attacked him with kung fu attacks that can slash the opponent?

*pauses from running from packie and AM*
yup XD
i should murder ppl more often!
*continues running*
weeeeeeee!