Treehouse Court Of Law

I will! Rare Q. Beemewcat, you stand accused of being adorable and fluffy....how do you plead? []

Totally puuurfect! Next case! :3

Dew X. Mann, you stand accused of stealing the cookies from the cookie jar! []

Hmm...I wasn't made aware that was a situation. What do you have to support such a claim?

JT_the_Ninja wrote:Dew X. Mann, you stand accused of stealing the cookies from the cookie jar! []

That is an outrageous claim! Why would you accuse an innocent man of such a heinous crime?

JT You realize the penalties for being found guilty for such an incredibly action!? If this man didn't do it, you would have sentenced an innocent man. Do you proceed?

Ahem.

As you can clearly see, the Treehouse cookie jar is EMPTY!

*holds up and shakes. Crumbs fall out dramatically*

What evidence do you have to to support this!?

Does the court accept this photographic evidence?



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*strokes chin*

do we have a photography expert on hand?

This photographic evidence comes direct from BeeTelligence Central Command. []

Objection!

This evidence has clearly been tampered with. Someone is trying to frame Dewmann!

Objection! Why would BeeTelligence Central tamper with evidence? Do you question the Queen? []

I question everyone who has come in contact with this picture. That includes you, counselor!

You dare question the Counselor?



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JT_the_Ninja wrote:Does the court accept this photographic evidence?



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Hmmm. Let me see that photograph....yes, this came from my agency. It's unlikely someone manipulated it, because my agency is very secure and professional, but I allow this to be taken in for examination if needed. I have nothing to hide.

For the record, who is defending, and who is prosecuting? I will stand by to testify to my agency if needed. Being a lawyer in training myself, I will make it as easy as possible for the lawyers. I'll be in the waiting room.

Also, I might have seen something, depending on what day the cookie jar was emptied. I hold all information until trial, however.

*smerks at Dewmann*
*relaxes in seat*

*Folds paws and looks stern*

Normally I would take up this case to defend, but, I'm still filing paperwork from the previous trial.

You did win that previous trial...good show there. Brilliant defense. []

Thank you, Counselor! But I think you mean, Brilliant Beefense! *Takes swig of warm milky* Anyway, I only came down here because my company is under scrutiny that a photograph from one of my surveillance cameras could have been altered to frame someone. I feel the instinct to interview the defendant before trail, but because I'm hoping to be called up to testify and clear my company name, I'm working on paperwork instead.

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Katls what are you doing here at the courthouse?

*Shifts uncomfortably* With all due respect, could we please continue with the matter at hand?

That photograph looks nothing like me. I don't look that old or sickly. If you are accusing me of commiting this crime not long ago, then there is no possible way that my appearance could have changed in such a short span of time.

Katls Nalcrato wrote:*smerks at Dewmann*
*relaxes in seat*

OBJECTION!

HOW DOES A PONY SIT IN A CHAIR?

For one thing, I'm not a freaking pony, in the courthouse I'm a human, almost everywhere else a dragon, and on the MLPFIM thread THEN I'm a pony. And secondly...
*Walks out*
*Comes back in a suit holding a breifcase*
Why, I would like to give being a prossicuting attorny for a spin.
May I bring my infromation gatherer in?
(Exucuse my poor spelling.)