TTBM #4? 5? I don't even-

TTBM: 'Titanic' is on TV.

TTRBM: That I'm enough of an RMS Titanic fanboy that I realise it's on on the 100th anniversary of the launching
?

Seems a rather odd thing to celebrate. Or commemorate, I suppose.

Well, it is the 100th year anniversary of the sinking coming up next year.

TTBM: School network is down, and I need things that are on there. I also have reason to believe that one of my classmates is responsible for the outage so he wouldn't have to demonstrate that his project didn't work at all (he blamed the not working on the network failure), but I can't prove it.

TTBM: I took time off work to go meet an attorney today, He stood me up.

TTBM: Sleep.exe is not working properly.

Here, try installing this! *shoots with tranquiliser*

Didn't work.

TTBM: So my mother comes home today and screams at me to come downstairs immediatly and then screams "did you have a seizure or something? WHY IS THE HOUSE IN SUCH A FUCKING MESS?"
There were two plates, a cup and a knife beside the sink to be put in the dishwasher.
There were three plates, two bowls and two cups that were all clean on the other side, to be put away.
CLEARLY THE HOUSE IS A TOTAL MESS.
NO POINT TRYING TO CLEAN IT.
WE SHOULD JUST BURN IT DOWN AND LEAVE.
COME ON, THERE'S SOME PETROL OUT BACK FOR THE LAWNMOWER, IT'LL BE EASY.
- the thoughts that flashed through my mind. So I said "oh I missed those I'll do it now, there's no need to scream at me, it'll take me all of two minutes to fix."

"YEAH WELL I DON'T WANT TO SEE MESS WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK"

Oh I'm sooooo sorry you had to see some mess. Did it hurt your delicate eyes? Gragh. Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch cunt fucking whore of a bitch.

Did I have the stuff that was in the fridge cooked? No. Why not? Because no one fucking told me there was anything I was supposed to cook. COMPLETELY MY FAULT AMIRITE?
AUUUGH

She proceeded to alternately scream and bitch at me for the next hour and a half, then got really pissed off at me when I was holding my head: She asked what was wrong, I said I had a headache, she started shouting at me for getting stressed over nothing.
I don't get stressed over nothing.
I get stressed when people shout at me.
I'm pretty sure most people do.
Fuck this place.

TTBM: I feel like I'm showing more and more of the signs of a future serial killer each day...

If you don't stop, you'll soon look like this:

No, but seriously. Whenever i get angry, I think of some pretty dark things.

Perhaps I should channel that through black metal...

Or maybe we should revive the "turn songs into hardcore metal" thread!

Why don't I remember that thread?

You don't remember a lot of things. Like that video you shot in Vegas a few months back.

My Squirtle Squad are everywhere

TTBM: Stupid people.
If you were asked, in a facebook message, "Is there any chance you could meet at the library at five?" would you reply with a confirmation or just turn up?

At this point, either I'm crazy or this guy is a flat out shitheaded idiot.
He owes me money.
Money I need and he doesn't because he's a stupid little rich kid.

Don't get me wrong, I'm ok with rich people who understand that money is not to be wasted and that other people matter etc etc
This guy is just dicktarded and seems to think that €51 is like nothing.

IT IS A LOT OF MONEY FOR ME.

GRAGH.


Also, my mother and her fiancé are fighting again.
I hope they both murder each other.

TTBM: Welp. Now my sisters hate my guts.

See, my sisters were supposed to clean up the kitchen while I helped my dad outside with some mechanical things. As always, my sisters worked a little bit, and then used an excuse to get out of the rest of their work. When me and my dad came back inside the house, my dad was mad at my sisters for the current state of the kitchen, and scolded them a bit, all the while taking down easily every excuse my sisters bought to him. My oldest sister, Melodie, wanted me to help them in the kitchen (AKA, I do 90% of the work, the three of them do the rest), but my dad let me get away from work in the kitchen because I helped him outside. My younger sister, Catherine, said that it didn't really count because I fixed a bike and stuff, and, in her words, "it isn't real work". My dad said bullshit to that, and I am now on the computer while my sisters clean the kitchen, while probably talking about what a jerk I am and how I'm such a suck up to dad, because I do my chores.

MFW my sisters.

If fixing a bike isn't real work I don't know what is.

Fixing a bike, not real work? Let's see them ride a spoon down to the shops...

Or forks. Seriously, in my day we had to ride forks all the way up to the soda pop store pointy ends up.
Kids these days have it easy.

In winter I strap knives to my feet and skate down to the shops.

Aww yeah, past referencing!

TTBM: Without the application of alcohol, I actually managed to dream in steampunk.

Did you see me in your dream? *points at location*

Drat, I have to try and come up with a TTBM to justify posting in this thread.

Edit: Ooh, I have one! Why is it you can rent some films on Itunes, but not others? I don't really want to pay £10.00 to watch The Princess and the Frog.

TTBM: Trying to install new wall lamps in the basement today, but thwarted due to cement walls...the power drill we borrowed from a neighbor just wouldn't cut it...another day...[]

TTBM: Can only find reaction videos to the news of this, but here's the basic story.

"A Fort Myers mother says she feels powerless after her 11-year-old son was pinned down at his neck and stripped naked by two middle school girls. At first glance the minute-long YouTube video looks like kids playing. But it soon takes a disturbing turn as the boy cries out for help, humiliated and pinned down to the ground. "Mommy!," he yells. The video, which has since been taken down, shows two Dunbar Middle School girls holding the boy down in broad daylight, inside a gated community. The boy begs the girls to stop as the rip off his bathing suit, leaving him naked lying on the ground. The title of the video, which was online for more than 24 hours, says the boy is getting "owned." "I'm surprised these girls can just do that and get away with it," said the boy's mother. "Or there are no repercussions."

Now, thankfully, this hasn't turned into as much of a debate as to the double standard of girls doing this to a boy. (Even so I feel it should still be mentioned that if it was two guys doing this to a girl, society would metaphorically, and perhaps literally, rip them to shreds.)
What does bug me is just the general assholery and stupidity of those two girls and how, as far as I know, they aren't in much legal trouble.

Posting a youtube video of you forcefully stripping an 11-year old boy naked while he screams in protest? That's techinally child porn, just about anywhere as far as I know.