I dropped my controller, which fell on the trigger for my shotgun. I receive accidental fire using my shotgun, which hits a Brahmin right in the eye. He charges, knocks over a Megaton resident, who regains balance only to pull out her pipe and give chase at me. No one else saw this, or, for some reason, she is the only person who cares I shot the Brahmin. Probably because she was charged. I run into the bar to escape, thinking I am safe.
I run to the farthest corner, crouching, and activate stealthboy. She soon runs into the bar, screaming, but she can't find me - the stealth bar reads 'caution' and she is making her way towards me. I inch my way up the stairs, and unequipped my gun. I am trying to move, but I can't see myself clearly because I am partially invisible. I fall over the side of the stairs .... right on the girl who was chasing me. The screen reads DANGER and now the entire bar is alerted to me. For some reason they all become one hivemind and give chase.
I run from the bar and am chased across the entire town of Megaton, and by now even the old patriotic guy is chasing me with his fists waving and sprouting words of hate. I finally enter my house, where Dogmeat and Wadsworth greet me (I hope things are going good for you today, Madam!) and I run upstairs. Wadsworth follows.
I contemplate reloading my game when I push the wrong button, and punch Wadsworth in the eye. He gets angry, yells about his pride and how he has to clean up my blood, and I put my fists down ... where he pauses and says "Aw, it's water under the bridge." And heads downstairs, forgiving me.
Suddenly, forgetting that most of the town is after me, my downstairs door flings open and I hear Dogmeat growling and tearing into someone's armor. Wadsworth begins burning everyone in sight, and suddenly my house is filled with burning, angry, torn up townspeople running around screaming that I'm a raider and I'm filth and that they will kill me.
I manage to shoot down the last hostile, and I'm standing in my living room, health nearly gone, left leg crippled from when I fell down my stairs - again.
I sigh, and count the dead bodies, pondering if I should reload my game, because I didn't lose any karma from the encounter and I would have made off with some decent loot. Suddenly, I go to punch a dead body that is glitching on the stairs, and I punch ... Wadsworth! Again. This time, he isn't forgiving, and he ends up nuking it out with Dogmeat, in which Dogmeat wins.
I go outside, tired of the unfortunate chain of events that just transpired, when someone hits me on the head with a pipe, killing me instantly.
And the whole time, Benny Hill was playing in my head.