I like my men/women like I like my... (PART 3)

No, because you didn't need to post in the thread if it bothered you.

rare wrote:

Katls Nalcrato wrote:I like my women like I like nothing, not at all.

Roselia

I like my woman like I like my Roselias - beautiful to look at, deadly to touch.

Headaches.

I like my women like I like my headaches, non-existant
Wait...what?

Malware

JT_the_Ninja wrote:I don't own any women, nor do I objectify women, so the phrase "my women" is semantically and pragmatically incorrect...do I win? []

thats too bad cuz i'm pretty sure i own ppl in l4d... when i have gold that is.
right now i'm just owning darkspawn in dragon age.

TheSulkingWolf wrote:

rare wrote:

Katls Nalcrato wrote:I like my women like I like nothing, not at all.

Roselia

I like my woman like I like my Roselias - beautiful to look at, deadly to touch.

Headaches.

I like my women like I like my headaches, non-existant
Wait...what?

Malware

I like my women like I like my Malware, in porn pics.

Needless Debates

I like my women like I like my needless debates, completely needless.

Skulls

I like my men like I like my skulls, Protecting me.

The SATs

i like my womens like i like my sat's: easy

Rare: Lol!

I like my women like I like my no topics - nonexistent and out of the way.

Paper cuts.

rare wrote:I like my women like I like my no topics - nonexistent and out of the way.

Paper cuts.

sry i forgot to add a topic... OR DID I!?
yes i did...

i like my womens like i like my papercuts... i dont like paper cuts

lumberjacks

I like my Women like I Like my Lumberjacks: Beefy and Canadian.

Russians.

I like my Russians.

lol material

I like my women the way I like my lol material. Overused, having no personality of their own, and completely used to the feeling of being discarded by douchebags like used tissues once they serve no more purpose.

Thermonuclear weapons.

I like my men like I like my Thermonuclear weapons, big and destrutive.

The Internet

I like my women the way I like my internet. Fast and unforgiving.

kittens.

I like my women like I like my kittens; cute and cuddly but not afraid to take their claws out or start biting.

€5 video games.

I like my women like I like my €5 video games, like this:



Neighbors

I like my men like I like my neighbors - quiet, and not mowing the lawn at five in the morning.

Diet Drinks

I like my men/women the way I like my Diet Drinks - I don't (it's true, I've decided that I am Platonic/Asexual)

holiday presents

I like my women like I like my holiday presents; meaningful, long lasting and not flashy.

Off-map mission supports

I am become Death, destroyer of threads...

I like my women like I like my off-map mission supports, when they're included in my mission

Your big toe

I like my women like I like my bog toe, not stubbed

Sixth circle of hell

I like my women like I like my sixth circle of hell; kinky but easy to get away from should I ever feel the need.


Oreo fuelled scrubs marathons.

I like my women like I like my Oreo fuelled scrubs marathons, with milk.

Pokemon horror stories

I like my women the way I like my Pokemon Horror stories; Bastardizing my childhood in all of the right ways.

Birth defects.