I like my men/women like I like my... (PART 3)

I like my men like I like my song birds, colorful and with a beautiful voice

gelignite

I like my women like I like my gelignite, explosive when played with

L-fuculokinase , abbreviated FucK.

No seriously, that exists.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FucK

Is that how scientists come on to people?

"Hey baby, want to catalyse my chemical reaction?"

"Baby I want to perform Meiosis with you all night long."

I like my women like I like my meiosis: efficient and done in secret.

Movies

I like my men like I like my movies - Fun to watch and able to be muted.

Tigers

I like my women like I like my tigers: regal-looking and entirely unapproachable.

pets

I like my men like I like my pets: suitably hairy.




Wait, what?

Peaches

I like my woman like I like my peaches - Soft, slightly fuzzy and dripping sweet juices.

Dynamite

I like my woman like I like my dynamite, really quiet at first, then BOOM!

Monsters

I like my women the way I like my monsters. Appearing out of nowhere in my bedroom at night.

Balloons.

I like my women like I like balloons big, but not so big that they asplode

urban legends

I like my men like I like my urban legends: I don't.

Youtube

i like my women like i like my youtube, full of news, funny things and easy to embed?

zombies

I like my women like i like my zombies, not trying to eat my eyes.

Perpetual motion machines.

I like my men like i like my Perpetual motion machines, stored away in a cupboard where they can't confuse me.

Monkey Bars

I like my women like I like my monkey bars, high.

Cream Soda flavored pop

I like my woman like I like Cream Soda Pop - Creamy and not taken seriously.

Comic Sans

Angua wrote:I like my men like i like my Perpetual motion machines, stored away in a cupboard where they can't confuse me.

Monkey Bars

((See, for a moment I thought monkey bars were some sort of monkey-based chocolate bar. I need to get out more))

I like my women like I like my comic sans, casual



Potato

I like my women like I like my potatoes: covered in butter and at least 6 a day, every single day.

Holidays which have been ruined by terrorists

I like my women like I like my holidays which have been ruined by terrorists, not making to many casualties and letting me escape relatively unharmed

positrons

I like my women like I like my positrons, annihilated when in contact with an electron.

Pirates

I like my women like I like my pirates, ON A BOAT!

nose

I like my men like I like my nose, surgically enhanced.

plastic flowers