I like my men/women like I like my... (PART 3)

Compare your love life with a topic.

I like my women like I like my Youtube videos: funny and entertaining.

Next topic: Treehouses

I like my woman like I like my treehouses - fun to play in.

Next topic - Candy

I like my women the way I like my candy. Sticky when their temperature is raised.

Firearms.

I like my women like I like my firearms: modern, explosive, and flashy.

Public Transportation

I like my women like I like my public transportion: fast to get somewhere nice and comfy

plasma tv

I like my women like I like my plasma tv, flat and high definition.

Robots

I like my women like I like my robots; intelligent, capable of remembering everything I don't want to and able to deep-fry my enemies in five seconds.

Second hand SNES games bought from shady dealers

I like my women like I like my second hand SNES games bought from shady dealers: possibly corrupted, at a cheap-price, and possibly illegal.

Liquor cabinets

I like my men like I like my liquor cabinets: devoid of any booze whatsoever.

Oranges

I like my woman like I like my oranges - round and juicy.

Dinosaurs

I like my women like I like my dinosaurs: fierce, dangerous, and angry at the world.

Waterbeds

I like my women like I like my waterbeds: wet, move like no other and able to destroy the carpet in your house.


*Edit*

Trees

And how should I like my women, Samiam?

Sorry! (fixed)

I like my woman like I like my trees, tall and givers of life

crocoducks

I like my woman like I like my crocoducks, defying the laws of nature.

Operas.

I like my women like I like my opera, with a fat lady.

Keyboard

I like my woman l like my keyboard - with Sticky Keys.

Video Games.

I like my women like I like my video games, gratuitous and catering to young men's desires.

I like my woman like I like my no category suggested - non-existent.

Pluto!

I like my women like I like my Pluto, always cold and at full attention.


Butter

I like my women like I like my butter, in the kitchen.

Lasers

I like my women like I like lasers; white hot, quick and somewhat deadly.

Lucky Star

I like my women like I like my Lucky Star, funny.

Toilet paper

I like my men like I like my Toilet Paper - Durable and Soft.

Song Birds