Treehouse and Futons - The First Campaign - The Adventure Begins

Rolling to summon undead beecats!

The member 'Rare ♥' has done the following action : Dices roll

'Five Sided Die' : 2

Summon two lonly beecats :<

Becats! ATTACK THE BALLOONS!

The member 'Rare ♥' has done the following action : Dices roll

'Six Sided Die' : 4

The nervous Gorgro asks if the beecats are on their side. She smiles and says "The correct question should be am I on your side." Gorgro throws his daggers with his little tiny arms.

I DO NOT HAVE TINY ARMS

The member 'Gorgro' has done the following action : Dices roll

'Twenty Sided Die' : 3

He misses~

Roll to use the Staff of finer spirits

trying again

The member 'Packie' has done the following action : Dices roll

'Twenty Sided Die' : 12

rollin add 6

The member 'Tacoline' has done the following action : Dices roll

'Twenty Sided Die' : 8

Taco runs up to Semi, who is throwing his sword at the treetops yelling about being lost. Taco pauses and yells

"ARE YOU LOST"

"AHHHHH!" Semi yells.

"AHHHHHH" Taco yells.

This goes on for a while.

Battymoony woke up in a trashcan, confused and not remembering much. He has a night-blue coat with a silvery mane. His horn is slightly sharpened. He has no idea what he sees because he's in a trashcan - so he knocks it over! Rolls spot.

Rolling for spot

Dang it! Rolling again.

The member 'Katls' has done the following action : Dices roll

'Twenty Sided Die' : 17

"Well, it's a alley, but I see a diserted lookign shop down it" The unicorn is in the town that surrounds the town that Semi is heading towards! The unicorn approaches a shop. George is there to greet the unicorn!

"IF YOU AREN'T BUYING ANYTHING GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE." George happily greets.

"Uhhm, do you accept bits?"

"What the hell is that?! DO YOU HAVE MONEY OR NOT"

"He is yelling about money!" Semi says from his position miles away.

"I think I am REALLY far away from home." The unicorn talks to himself. He searches himself for regular gold and finds 3061 gold.

"What do you have?" Batty asks.

"I HAVE...I DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE."

"Now He's yelling about his store!" Semi says from way across the forest.

"WE HAVE CLOAKS, WE CAN SELL CLOAKS AND OTHER THINGS." George tells the unicorn.

"NOW HE IS TALKING LIKE ME!" Semi shouts from several miles away.

"I'm kinda just window shopping." The unicorn replies shyly.

"WE DON'T SELL WINDOWS." George replies.

"NOW HE IS YELLING ABOUT WINDOWS, BILL. I SWEAR HE IS." Semi once again says from his position miles away.

Rolling to get the shopkeepr TO SHUT THE BUCK UP!

The member 'Katls' has done the following action : Dices roll

'Twenty Sided Die' : 16

The pretty unicorn scares George and he gives Moony a two-coin discount.

"NOW HE'S YELLING ABOUT A 2-COIN DISCOUNT." Semi shouts.

"GIVE ME A LOWER DISCOUNT OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH MY BLACK TENTACLES." The unicorn summons tentacls that loom above the shopkeepers head.

"HOLY SHIT. TENTACLES." George's weakness is apaprently unicorns.

"NOW HE'S YELLING ABOUT TENTACLES." Semi informs.

"Are you going to give me a lower discount?"

"YES I WILL GIVE YOU SOME DISCOUNT."

"NOW HE IS YELLING ABOUT DISCOUNTS AGAIN." Semi informs Bill and Taco.

"Did you want me to give you some for free or something?! I'm not gonna give you some for free. I will give you some apples and a nail filer that will be 300, NOW GET OUT OF MY STORE."

Moony leaves happily with his purchases and leaves George's store. GEORGE LIKES TO YELL WHEN BEING PLAYED BY CHARLES. FACT.