Random Thoughts v6.0

RT: If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn? []

Black.

RT: Just came back from the opening night of my play. I thought it went rather well.

RT: I just remembered that my maternal grandfather and paternal grandfather/great-grandfather (Can't remember which one) actually served in the same campaign during WWII, I'm pretty sure they were of similar ranks (I think they were both NCOs) and all of this means that they may have even been able to meet each other.
And on top of all of this, one was black and the other was white.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I have Oscar-winning material here.

RT: Anybody up for chatbox?
I still have wine!

Dew left... frign A.
*opens wine bottle*
There will some left for anyone else who wants it... maybe....

Had to restart computer, sorry.

RT: Who gave a minor alcohol? []

Us Zerg dpn't need to worry about the negitive effects of alcohol, any damage it might cause is easyly reversed due to super regeration. I can grow back limbs in a few hours!
So Kerrigan doesn't see any problem with me drinking.

Dewmann wrote:RT: I just remembered that my maternal grandfather and paternal grandfather/great-grandfather (Can't remember which one) actually served in the same campaign during WWII, I'm pretty sure they were of similar ranks (I think they were both NCOs) and all of this means that they may have even been able to meet each other.
And on top of all of this, one was black and the other was white.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I have Oscar-winning material here.

Fucking hell, buddy, get on this.
Write the script and I'll play token Irishman.

Clearly that calls for a Lethal Weapon style action/comedy movie.

With an exciting and heartwrenching climax where all hope seems lost, but then...

"Alright Wally, it's your call. What do we do?"
"...Have Tuomey get the last bottle of whiskey. We're going to fight."

This music plays in the background.

I take the BAR!!

You, take the Thomson!

RT: We poop in clean water that could save lives.

Dinosaur Comics highlighted this a way back.

What's the solution? Pump in water that isn't drinkable? I have no understanding of plumbing.

Manly McTurtleshell III wrote:Dinosaur Comics highlighted this a way back.

What's the solution? Pump in water that isn't drinkable? I have no understanding of plumbing.

Actually, something rather similar to that is often done in places where people don't feel the need to ensure that their shit goes into a nice bath.

I demand that my poo have the finest send-off possible. []

As a responce to JT

Gorgro wrote:

They don't call it a 'throne' for nothing. I demand all my business be given royal treatment, as t'were.

I love this forum...[]

RT: This article is so true.
I'm pretty fucking sick of people 1-7 everytime I say I'm going to try and lose some weight.

Especially "oh no you don't need to lose some weight" people.
Fuck those guys.
My response is usually "I looked at my weight on the scale and at the healthy weight for a man of my height and build and there is a definite mismatch there, you idiot."
Every so often one of these people begins to respond "Well, in my opinion" but I've never heard what they say after that because I bitchslap them or shout at them.
Saying "opinion" does not give you the right to be wrong or a total asshole, and people will know this if I have to bitchslap all of them.

RT: UNLEASH THE MONKEY!

I getcha Tuomey. But for me, when I tell people I'm really out of shape and need to lose some weight they just go 'yeah, I can see that'. 'Cause it's high school, you know? It's easy for people to lose weight because we all have teenager metabolisms, and the people who do sports are in really good shape because they do that shit EVERY DAY. I can barely muster up the energy to walk my dog once I get home.
BUT ANYWAYS.
RT: Got too much stuff to do. But I'm gonna start a blog just to do some writing every day. Once that project gets rolling I'll link it, I suppose. I don't suspect it'll be too good.

RT: This + this + A cup of tea, coffee or other hot breverage = Extremely Fancy

I went to a model railway convention today! There were many stalls, a few layouts, and even two full size steam engines there.

I'm watching a DVD that I got from the convention about Railmaster, which is a sophistimacated programme for designing and running a model railway layout. What's funny is that it's opening with some really epic guitar music set to footage of trains running around a track. Slowly.

RT: Walked 7.1 miles yesterday, up hills and down hills... :-Þ []