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Top Hat Zebra
SQUIGGLES
Katls
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Tuomey
Ziggles
Hollyღ
AwesomeMedic
Travelcube
Packie
D-Munny
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76Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:23 pm

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

Yes, because she is moving into her new flat.

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77Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:37 pm

Travelcube

Travelcube

Read the thread. Warning, highly insensitive in soviet russia joke.

http://justhellapornoallthetime.com

78Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:46 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

HEY I GO ON REDDIT TOO
WHAT IS YOUR USERNAME

WE SHOULD HANG OUT AND KISS AND STUFF
BUT NOT REALLY THAT WOULD BE PRETTY WEIRD

79Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:50 pm

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

Sarcasmic wrote:Read the thread. Warning, highly insensitive in soviet russia joke.

Oh gods. When i saw the joke, it took a second for it to hit me.



But when it did, you could say it was...

*Puts on sunglasses upside-down*

Explosive.

80Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:20 pm

D-Munny

D-Munny

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Spoiler:

81Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:34 am

someguy3657

someguy3657

So, I met this genie the other day. He asked me if I wanted a better memory or a bigger dick. But I can't remember what I chose...

82Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:39 am

Samiam

Samiam

2 fish are sitting in a tank, one turns to the other and says: "I'll man the guns, you drive."

83Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:47 am

someguy3657

someguy3657

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Neither God nor Man has rested since.

84Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:19 am

JT_the_Ninja

JT_the_Ninja
Ninjafleet Captain

Hey, what's a Russian Canadian's favorite meal?

Vladimir Poutine! []

http://www.jttheninja.com

85Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:36 am

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

"Can I get your number?"
always gets a hearty chortle out of the girls

86Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:40 am

AJ

AJ

Not precisely a joke, but...

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught foot and mouth disease
And now It's black and cripsy.

https://facebook.com/AJKemp

87Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:20 pm

Ziggles

Ziggles

someguy3657 wrote:In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Neither God nor Man has rested since.
"God creates handsome devils, God kills handsome devils, God creates man, man kills god, man creates handsome devils."
"handsome devils kill man... woman inherits the earth."

88Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:27 pm

JT_the_Ninja

JT_the_Ninja
Ninjafleet Captain

That's chaos theory. []

http://www.jttheninja.com

89Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:28 pm

D-Munny

D-Munny

It's more like a Pandora Tomorrow to me. At least, when it comes to Essentials, when I'm not acting as a Double Agent, it's my Conviction.

90Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:45 am

Gorgro

Gorgro
Glorious Leader

"Doctor, I've got a steering wheel stuck down my pants"
- "What's the problem?"
"It's driving me nuts!"

https://treehouse.forumotion.com

91Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:20 pm

D-Munny

D-Munny

"Mein Fuhrer! Shall we create a program meant to send rockets with the purpose of exploring Deep Space!"

"Deep Space? NEIN!"

92Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:03 am

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

Ok, I think the akward silence after that "joke" of Dewmann's has gone on long enough.


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93Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:06 am

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

LET US START ANOTHER AWKWARD SILENCE

94Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sat Oct 06, 2012 5:24 am

AJ

AJ

erm.. is it.... is it done yet?

https://facebook.com/AJKemp

95Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sat Oct 06, 2012 11:38 am

Travelcube

Travelcube

Why did the chicken cross the road?

No one cares!

http://justhellapornoallthetime.com

96Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:37 am

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

HOW DID DOGEN EAT HIS ICE-CREAM?
Spoiler:

ZEN JOKES

97Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:26 am

AwesomeMedic

AwesomeMedic

What does Bruce Lee drinks when he get thirsty?

WAAATAAAAHHHH

98Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:52 am

D-Munny

D-Munny

"What's black and white and red all over?"

"Schindler's List."

99Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:19 am

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

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100Bad Jokes! - Page 4 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:10 am

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

Q: knock knock
A: knock knock

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