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Re: Bad Jokes! Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:37 pm
Travelcube
Read the thread. Warning, highly insensitive in soviet russia joke.
78 Re: Bad Jokes! Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:46 pm
SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World
HEY I GO ON REDDIT TOO
WHAT IS YOUR USERNAME
WE SHOULD HANG OUT AND KISS AND STUFF
BUT NOT REALLY THAT WOULD BE PRETTY WEIRD
WHAT IS YOUR USERNAME
WE SHOULD HANG OUT AND KISS AND STUFF
BUT NOT REALLY THAT WOULD BE PRETTY WEIRD
79 Re: Bad Jokes! Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:50 pm
Top Hat Zebra
Sarcasmic wrote:Read the thread. Warning, highly insensitive in soviet russia joke.
Oh gods. When i saw the joke, it took a second for it to hit me.
But when it did, you could say it was...
*Puts on sunglasses upside-down*
Explosive.
80 Re: Bad Jokes! Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:20 pm
D-Munny
What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas?
- Spoiler:
- Cancer.
81 Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:34 am
someguy3657
So, I met this genie the other day. He asked me if I wanted a better memory or a bigger dick. But I can't remember what I chose...
82 Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:39 am
Samiam
2 fish are sitting in a tank, one turns to the other and says: "I'll man the guns, you drive."
83 Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:47 am
someguy3657
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Neither God nor Man has rested since.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Neither God nor Man has rested since.
84 Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:19 am
JT_the_Ninja
Ninjafleet Captain
Hey, what's a Russian Canadian's favorite meal?
Vladimir Poutine! []
Vladimir Poutine! []
85 Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:36 am
SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World
"Can I get your number?"
always gets a hearty chortle out of the girls
always gets a hearty chortle out of the girls
86 Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:40 am
AJ
Not precisely a joke, but...
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught foot and mouth disease
And now It's black and cripsy.
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught foot and mouth disease
And now It's black and cripsy.
87 Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:20 pm
Ziggles
"God creates handsome devils, God kills handsome devils, God creates man, man kills god, man creates handsome devils."someguy3657 wrote:In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Neither God nor Man has rested since.
"handsome devils kill man... woman inherits the earth."
89 Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:28 pm
D-Munny
It's more like a Pandora Tomorrow to me. At least, when it comes to Essentials, when I'm not acting as a Double Agent, it's my Conviction.
90 Re: Bad Jokes! Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:45 am
Gorgro
Glorious Leader
"Doctor, I've got a steering wheel stuck down my pants"
- "What's the problem?"
"It's driving me nuts!"
- "What's the problem?"
"It's driving me nuts!"
91 Re: Bad Jokes! Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:20 pm
D-Munny
"Mein Fuhrer! Shall we create a program meant to send rockets with the purpose of exploring Deep Space!"
"Deep Space? NEIN!"
"Deep Space? NEIN!"
92 Re: Bad Jokes! Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:03 am
Top Hat Zebra
Ok, I think the akward silence after that "joke" of Dewmann's has gone on long enough.
93 Re: Bad Jokes! Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:06 am
SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World
LET US START ANOTHER AWKWARD SILENCE
95 Re: Bad Jokes! Sat Oct 06, 2012 11:38 am
Travelcube
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one cares!
No one cares!
96 Re: Bad Jokes! Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:37 am
SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World
HOW DID DOGEN EAT HIS ICE-CREAM?
ZEN JOKES
- Spoiler:
- FROM A KOAN
ZEN JOKES
97 Re: Bad Jokes! Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:26 am
AwesomeMedic
What does Bruce Lee drinks when he get thirsty?
WAAATAAAAHHHH
WAAATAAAAHHHH
98 Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:52 am
D-Munny
"What's black and white and red all over?"
"Schindler's List."
"Schindler's List."
100 Re: Bad Jokes! Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:10 am
SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World
Q: knock knock
A: knock knock
A: knock knock
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