Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats.

Rare: YES TO BEETHOVEN HAVE YOU NOT BEEN PAYING ATTETION TO THIS CONVERSATION

people are talking about me
meeeeee
meeeeeeeeeee

Woah woah wait. I just looked up what booty bump meant on Urbandictionary.Guys, I don't want any what what in my butt.

charles3657: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyS3weMlxLA
charles3657: I DO NOT SECRETLY SING THIS SONG WHILE THINKING OF OUR FOE YAY
charles3657: NOPENOPENOPE

charles3657: Beata Mewia

charles3657: You know I am a righteous man

charles3657: Of my virtue I am justly proud

charles3657: Beata Mewia

charles3657: You know I'm so much purer than

charles3657: the common, vulgar, weak, licentious cats

Rare: Tell me, Arceus

Rare: Why I see him fighting there

Rare: Why his smold'ring sunglasses still scorch my soul

charles3657: I feel her, I see her

charles3657: The sun caught in her pinky hair

charles3657: is blazing in me out of all control

charles3657: LIKE FIRE

charles3657: HELLFIRE

charles3657: THIS FIRE IN MY SKIN

charles3657: DESIRE

charles3657: IS TURNING ME TO SIN

Rare: It's not my fault!

Rare: Mew Culpa

Rare: I'm not to blame

Rare: Mew culpa

Rare: It is the human being

Rare: The Canadian who sent this flame

Rare: Mew Mewima Culpa

Rare: It's not my fault

Rare: Mew Culpa

Rare: If it's in Arceus's Brew

Rare: Mew Culpa

Rare: He made the devil so much stronger than a mew!

charles3657: Protect me, Arceus

charles3657: Don't let this fatty cast her spell

charles3657: Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone

charles3657: Destroy Rare!

Rare: And let him taste the fires of hell!

charles3657: Or else let her be mine and mine alone

Rare: Hellfire!

charles3657: Pink fire!

Rare: Now Charles it's your turn.

charles3657: Choose me or your pyre

Rare: Be mine or you will BURN.

charles3657: Gods have mercy on her

Rare: I'll have mercy on him

charles3657: But she will be mine

Rare: But

charles3657: she

Rare: will

charles3657: be

Rare: mine

charles3657: or

Rare: he

charles3657: WILL

Rare: BURN!

charles3657: (dramatic opera singers)

Rare: Listening to Journey

Rare: JOURNEY

charles3657: OH SHIT

Rare: SING WITH ME

charles3657: Playing TF2

Rare: SOMEDAY LOVE WILL YOU

Rare: BREAK THOSE CHAINS THAT BIND YOU

Rare: ONE NIGHT WILL REMIND YOU

charles3657: SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SEPERATE WAYS

charles3657 is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

Rare: DAMN IT CHARLES

How did the Ninja No become public domain? Oh well...at least it's being used by a ninja now WAITAMINNIT Rare are you really a ninja? []

RARE IS ACTUALLY A PIRATE. Remember the book thread incident?

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This is the 3rd time this week that I see that picture.

Fascinating how a ninja's disaproving glare can work so well in so many scenarios

I do what I want - you can't tell me otherwise.

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Hey JT can I use-

Guess I don't really need to say anything more, then...[]

I seem to be beside myself in this thread...[]

[12:24 AM] zstardust: What are nitrates.
[12:25 AM] semicolon1: What is air.
[12:25 AM] semicolon1: TUMBLR AMIRITE
[12:26 AM] zstardust: What is love
[12:26 AM] semicolon1: BABY DONT HURT ME
[12:26 AM] zstardust: Don't hurt me
[12:26 AM] semicolon1: NO MORE

Corrupted12:
Come, let us go on a quest! We'll capture a princess and fill her with explosives like a horrifying pinyata!

Then, when the hero comes to save her, BOOM, and we steal his priceless legendary weapon!

FLAWLESS PLAN.

pyrophage:
I... I don't know what this is, but I'm in.

As the resident pyro, I feel that I am entitled to light the fuse. And YES, there will be a FUSE.
You can talk all you want about the efficiency or effectiveness of a detonator linked to a pressure plate or proximity sensor, but the fuse adds a light touch of sulfur to the aftermath's bouquet that you just can't fake. Besides, it's simply proper manners. You wouldn't murder a heroic prince for his loot with a block of C4 and a detonator anymore that you would serve your guests 50 year old wine in red solo cups.

Ziggy Stardust:
@pyro: Maybe that's just how I roll. Maybe I throw the red Solo cups at my distinguished guests' heads while flipping them off and speeding away on my Bat-yacht. I am James Woods in the Specialist here and YOU ARE NOT STALLONE ENOUGH TO STOP ME!

Rare: IS THIS THE PANTLESS ZEBRA
Mojito Star: IT SO IS.
Mojito Star: Hang on a sexond.
Top Hat Zebra: ^You see what I did there?
Top Hat Zebra: "Sexond"
Rare: YES
Rare: I SAW IT
Rare: ZEBRA AND HIS WIT AMIRITE
Top Hat Zebra: IT WAS A TOTAL ACCIDENT.
Top Hat Zebra: EVEN MY MISTAKES ARE WITTY.
Rare: I GOOGLED PIKACHU AND GOT BATMAN. BATMAN IT IS THAN, GOOGLE.
Top Hat Zebra: BATMAN IS BETTER ANYWAY,.
Top Hat Zebra: But even better than that is Batchu.
Rare: GASP
Rare: CAN BATMAN
Top Hat Zebra: PikaBat.
Rare: USE ELECTRICITY
Rare: FROM HIS BUTT
Rare: NO I THINK NOT
Top Hat Zebra: NO, BUT I ASSUME HE CAN SCEAM REALLY LOUDLY AND THEN SEE THINGS FROM HIS SCREAM.
Top Hat Zebra: I really don't know that much about Batman.
Top Hat Zebra: Or bats.

Lady Stardust wrote:
[12:24 AM] zstardust: What are nitrates.
[12:25 AM] semicolon1: What is air.
[12:25 AM] semicolon1: TUMBLR AMIRITE
[12:26 AM] zstardust: What is love
[12:26 AM] semicolon1: BABY DONT HURT ME
[12:26 AM] zstardust: Don't hurt me
[12:26 AM] semicolon1: NO MORE

This same thing happened to me with that smartbot guy.

Me: Man, that pizza was delicious. Too bad I'm lactose intolerant.
Best friend: What, no you aren't.
Me: Yeah, I am. Always have been.
Best friend: But-
Me: Yeah, I shouldn't eat dairy and stuff, but I do it anyway. Why do you think I fart so much?
Best friend: Oh.
Me: Haha! Oh man, you thought I was just gross, didn't you?

It's good to have friends.

spoilered for the poo word:

Spoiler:

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JT: zebra.


Toppy: ninja.



JT: zebra.



Toppy: ninja.



JT: zebra.



Toppy: ninja.



JT: dewmann

JT

Spongebob! []

Rare