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Cute Sparkly Hobo Wizard wrote:Straight up GMT.

Word; I live directly on the Greenwich Meridian! I am at the centre of time C:

Central U.S. Standard Time, UNF!

SB8 wrote:I am at the centre of time C:

I like your new shirt, Essby.


In other news I'm also GMT.

GMT+1 reporting in.

GMT+1 as well

GMT+10.
Whee!

Due to me being to lazy to remember it or look it up, I live in whatever time zone Rare, Taco, and maybe Dewmann live.

CENTRAL TIME ZONE BRAH! *BROFIST*

Rare, you have mail.
... and it's not spam.

........

[22:22:42 22/08/11] @ Rare : I was drawing up plans for my new Companion Cube armor suit.
[22:22:57 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I was slowly backing away
[22:23:15 22/08/11] @ Rare : It will be stylish, classy, and by these numbers, raise my defense by +6. Also, it will give me a bonus in charisma!
[22:23:33 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I am very charismatic
[22:23:44 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I get all the hypothetical ladies
[22:23:52 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : :3
[22:24:09 22/08/11] @ Rare : It makes for a good bonus feat
[22:24:26 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : And bonus feet!
[22:24:36 22/08/11] @ Rare : Only problem is, you aren't big enough for me to craft a helmet, but than again... helmets are sooo last season.
[22:25:05 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : No, I got a cousin you could use
[22:25:14 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Helmets are important
[22:25:33 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : You need helmets
[22:25:38 22/08/11] @ Rare : Hmmm, willing to sacrifice yourself and a family for the sake of me? The beecat army smiles upon that dedication!
[22:26:01 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : My cousin is totally not an electromagnet
[22:26:22 22/08/11] @ Rare : Hmmm, that sounds legit-wait a minute
[22:26:40 22/08/11] Sarcasmic :
[22:26:53 22/08/11] @ Rare : Isnotamused.png
[22:27:13 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Iam.jpg
[22:27:32 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Is .jpeg real?
[22:27:39 22/08/11] @ Rare : Yourdead.gif
[22:27:50 22/08/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:28:03 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : AM! Quick! Distract rare!
[22:28:06 22/08/11] @ Rare : Great, more "heros"
[22:28:13 22/08/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : HEY LOOK! A MONKEY!
[22:28:23 22/08/11] @ Rare : Can't an evil overlord mew sip milk and read her newspaper in the chatbox in peace anymore?
[22:28:23 22/08/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : HEY MONKEY!
[22:28:44 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : That is a monkey
[22:28:53 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : And no she can't
[22:29:00 22/08/11] @ Rare : I am not a monkey
[22:29:15 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Rare is a monkey!
[22:29:25 22/08/11] @ Rare : Grrrrr
[22:29:33 22/08/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : RUN!
[22:29:35 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Yes you are!
[22:29:38 22/08/11] @ Rare : Snaaarrrllll
[22:29:42 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Yes you aaaaare
[22:29:45 22/08/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : SHE IS GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!!
[22:30:01 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Yep n
[22:30:03 22/08/11] @ Rare : Snarrlalbbalaslasrlasrgssslrablaarrrg
[22:30:18 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Who's a monkey?
[22:30:21 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Rare!
[22:30:32 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : *cheeses it*
[22:30:36 22/08/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : *hide in his nuclear bunker*
[22:30:49 22/08/11] @ Rare : ಠ_ಠ
[22:31:07 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Uh
[22:31:10 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : So
[22:31:18 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Uh
[22:31:26 22/08/11] @ Rare : ʘ‿ʘ I am going to eat you alive.
[22:31:49 22/08/11] @ Rare : ʘ‿ʘ Sloooowlu
[22:31:50 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I'd throw tables but I'm on my iPod
[22:32:11 22/08/11] @ Rare : ʘ_ʘ I start by plucking out your eyes.
[22:32:25 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : And what does slowlu mean?
[22:32:37 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Yu can't type cause you're a monkey!
[22:33:00 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : (I do realize the irony of that spelling error)
[22:33:17 22/08/11] @ Rare : ʘ‿ʘ You won't be able to type soon either once I hack you in half. Teehee!
[22:34:12 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I can't type any way n
[22:34:16 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I am a cube
[22:34:33 22/08/11] @ Rare : ( ﾟヮﾟ) I got myself a drill. I'm gonna start with one of your tender hearts.
[22:34:51 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I only have 1 heart
[22:35:04 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : The other are decals
[22:35:27 22/08/11] @ Rare : ( ﾟヮﾟ) I choose to chew it out of your metal body.
[22:35:32 22/08/11] @ Rare : Om nom nom
[22:35:41 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Wait
[22:35:47 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : How
[22:36:00 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : What
[22:36:08 22/08/11] @ Rare : ヽ(´▽`)/ I have sharp teeth like razors now! I replaced my old teeth with these new ones.ヽ(´▽`)/
[22:36:14 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I mean really
[22:36:35 22/08/11] @ Rare : ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ LOOK AT MAH TEETHS
[22:37:02 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : No
[22:37:10 22/08/11] @ Rare : ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ RARE ANGRY, RARE BITE! ARRARARGRARR!
[22:37:42 22/08/11] @ Rare : (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ Hahaha, gotcha! But no seriously, I will chew your heart out. :3
[22:37:45 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I want to throw tables but I can't
[22:38:12 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : And dont you know what it tastes like?
[22:38:19 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I already told you
[22:38:27 22/08/11] @ Rare : ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ Is it because I scorched you to the floor?
[22:39:01 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : It's because I'm on my iPod >:L
[22:39:13 22/08/11] @ Rare : ┗ ( ･o･) ┓ Lol I took your ipod. Torture time now plz
[22:39:20 22/08/11] @ Rare : ┗ ( ･o･) ┓
[22:39:28 22/08/11] @ Rare : ┗ (･o･ ) ┓
[22:39:38 22/08/11] @ Rare : ┏(･o･)┛
[22:39:45 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Oh are you a cactus?
[22:40:07 22/08/11] @ Rare : (╬ ಠ益ಠ) I will devour your unbirthed children
[22:40:09 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Do I win?
[22:40:17 22/08/11] @ Rare : ♪┏(・o･)┛♪┗ ( ･o･) ┓♪┏ ( ) ┛♪┗ (･o･ ) ┓♪┏(･o･)┛♪
[22:40:30 22/08/11] @ Rare : Your ipod is fun, glad I stolez it
[22:40:31 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Also I hate children
[22:40:51 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : And just dont open that app
[22:40:57 22/08/11] @ Rare : (￣ー￣) They give me heartburn, actually.
[22:41:36 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : That's it.
[22:41:44 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I'm going to type nonsense
[22:41:44 22/08/11] @ Rare : ( ﾟдﾟ)
[22:41:48 22/08/11] @ Rare : ( ﾟдﾟ)
[22:42:10 22/08/11] @ Rare : Did I destroy the part of you that controls coherent sentences again?
[22:42:47 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : 田園詩
[22:42:51 22/08/11] @ Rare : Σ(ﾟДﾟ) Taco is in the lounge blasting her game machine as loud as she can while screaming something about empty syringes.
[22:43:05 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : It's my language detector
[22:43:09 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : And what
[22:43:18 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Tell taco hi!
[22:43:32 22/08/11] @ Rare : (・∀・) I'd tell her to turn the game machine down, but she's so adorable when shes not ruining my carefully formulated plans.
[22:44:15 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Reading plans as pants changes that
[22:44:42 22/08/11] @ Rare : (╬ ಠ益ಠ) And now that shes distracted I will proceed to violate you
[22:44:43 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Also
[22:44:49 22/08/11] @ Rare : (╬ ಠ益ಠ) No
[22:44:51 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Hotttttt
[22:45:26 22/08/11] @ Rare : (;*´Д`)ﾉ I am scary, not hawwt
[22:45:29 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Hottttttttttzzzzzzz
[22:45:48 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Taco/rare slashfic time!
[22:45:52 22/08/11] @ Rare : ＼| ￣ヘ￣|／ I wish cubes felt more, it's not fun to torture them. Or love them.
[22:46:12 22/08/11] @ Rare : ┌(；`～,)┐ Eck, that pairing does not compute to me.
[22:46:21 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I have no soul :3
[22:46:36 22/08/11] @ Rare : ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ I will give you a soul and than devour it
[22:46:50 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Yay!
[22:47:00 22/08/11] @ Rare : :3
[22:47:06 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I will keep writing my fix
[22:47:16 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Fic*
[22:47:17 22/08/11] @ Rare : If you were to join sides, mine or Charles, who would you pledge your alliance to?
[22:47:29 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : well
[22:47:50 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I would join Charles because you killed me the other day
[22:48:02 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : So that influences me
[22:48:05 22/08/11] @ Rare : ☺
[22:48:26 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : 已然
[22:48:44 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : 山寨
[22:48:51 22/08/11] @ Rare : (ﾟ⊿ﾟ) Well, thats okay. You would simply be a paperweight anyway
[22:48:55 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : 牛肉麵攤 斤斤計較
[22:49:04 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : 艹
[22:49:09 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : 心靈
[22:49:18 22/08/11] @ Rare : (￣ー￣)I have no need for useless pieces of scrap metal
[22:49:27 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : 屍體
[22:49:35 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : 叭叭
[22:49:44 22/08/11] @ Rare : ヽ(´▽`)/ I bet you're so useless, the league picks Aquaman over you!
[22:49:53 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : いい激しい様
[22:50:02 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I hate you
[22:50:13 22/08/11] @ Rare : （・∀・) I bet the dazzler is considered Superman compared to you
[22:50:18 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I still am writing that fic though
[22:50:31 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : And I can't move
[22:50:39 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : What do ou expect
[22:50:42 22/08/11] @ Rare : (ﾟ∀ﾟ) I hear the RIDDLER is considered more menacing when compared to you.
[22:51:07 22/08/11] @ Rare : Batman shits himself in fright when he sees catwoman when compared to you
[22:51:13 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I'm going to sit in place just to piss you off
[22:51:27 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : *sits in place*
[22:51:36 22/08/11] @ Rare : [ﾟдﾟ] I bet you are an overweight orphan too
[22:51:56 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : *sits in place harder*
[22:52:32 22/08/11] @ Rare : (￣ー￣) Your parents where like "Damn, our son is USELESS." And sent you away to be incinerated. But people took pity in you and sent you for paperweight duty.
[22:52:45 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : *sits innthat damn place*
[22:53:09 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : and that's not what yur cousin said last night
[22:53:19 22/08/11] @ Rare : （ つo Д o） It's so sad, I bet the dollar store weights were better at the job than you.
[22:53:39 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I'm 150 fucking tones
[22:53:52 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Tonnes
[22:54:04 22/08/11] @ Rare : (≧ロ≦) Oh what a pity that super evil is pitted against 'heroes' such as you! Inanimate cubes! They dont make them like they use to.
[22:54:07 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I can hold down so much paper it's scary
[22:54:27 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : And who said I was a hero?
[22:54:46 22/08/11] @ Rare : (ΘεΘ;) Overweight too, thats sad. A fat, useless orphan. I bet you are the robin to the team, the antman, or even worse. AquaGIRL.
[22:55:10 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Antman is awesome don't talk shit bout my homeboy
[22:55:28 22/08/11] @ Rare : ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱ But that's okay, because I will always hold a special place for you. Draped over me like the armor you are.
[22:56:07 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I will make the fic be a rape
[22:56:19 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : And taco will rape yu
[22:56:29 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : >:3
[22:56:47 22/08/11] @ Rare : (ﾟдﾟ) You have strange fantasys if you are typing rape fics. Is that a reflection on how no one loves you willingly?
[22:57:26 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : no it is a reflection on how rape is happening and it involves taco and you
[22:57:41 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : (•_•) so there
[22:57:43 22/08/11] @ Rare : （･∀･)つ I'm sure someone will love you for who you are. Maybe some armorer, or a blacksmith.
[22:58:08 22/08/11] Dewmann : WHAT IS THIS ABOUT RAPE FICS?
[22:58:09 22/08/11] @ Rare : (ﾟ⊿ﾟ) Jokes on you, I like being raped by adorable robits.
[22:58:12 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Dew help taco rape rare!
[22:58:36 22/08/11] Dewmann : Why am I a rapist all of a sudden!?
[22:58:38 22/08/11] @ Rare : ヽ(´ー`)人(´∇｀)人(`Д´)ノ and everyone rejoiced!
[22:58:53 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : What.
[22:59:09 22/08/11] @ Rare : （・∀・）I like it rough, make sure the rape is rough.
[22:59:30 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Ow much gear you got?
[23:00:09 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Just curious
[23:00:22 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : :l
[23:00:24 22/08/11] @ Rare : (ﾟ∀ﾟ)つ I be loaded.
[23:00:26 22/08/11] Dewmann : If it helps, I brought a lasso that I just happened to have on my belt.
[23:00:47 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Well
[23:00:56 22/08/11] @ Rare : Hey Dewwy!
[23:00:56 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Take that belt off
[23:01:00 22/08/11] @ Rare : ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ LOOK AT MY RAZOR TEETHZ
[23:01:17 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : They're hotttttttt
[23:01:19 22/08/11] @ Rare : ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ THIS IS THE LAST THING YOU'LL SEE WHEN I CHEW YOUR EYES OUT. FOR SCIENCE
[23:01:31 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : :3
[23:01:43 22/08/11] Dewmann : NOT BEFORE I VIOLATE YOU RARE!
[23:01:59 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Hey katls help us rape rare!
[23:02:08 22/08/11] @ Rare : ヽ(´▽`)/ Katls, one of my own, my equal.
[23:02:12 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : :3
[23:02:15 22/08/11] Dewmann : KATLS! TAKE THIS LASSO! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST DO IT!
[23:02:21 22/08/11] @ Rare : Katls and I made a pact, he's with me now. Silly human.
[23:02:25 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : NO! *blocks Rare from you brutes*
[23:02:41 22/08/11] @ Rare : ^ㅂ^ His power and might is wasted on stupid mortals like you guys!
[23:02:42 22/08/11] Dewmann : Aww, but I already took my shirt off.
[23:02:45 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Don't make me get Someguy in here
[23:02:54 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : Looks like if I came just in time.
[23:02:56 22/08/11] Dewmann : And when I take my shirt off, I don't expect to put it back on for a good several weeks.
[23:02:57 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : He will superrape
[23:03:08 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Yay dew!
[23:03:16 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I have my pants off :3
[23:03:20 22/08/11] @ Rare : (`･ω･´) Thanks Katls. Your arrival was perfect!
[23:03:40 22/08/11] Dewmann : I thought you wanted it rough Rare! STOP SENDING MIXED MESSAGES!
[23:03:48 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I'm not disappointed I'm just going totals you
[23:03:54 22/08/11] @ Rare : They were just getting ready for me to violently violate them. :3 Charles knows how I do it.
[23:03:55 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Rape*
[23:03:59 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : If you don't get out I will personaly rip off your *CENSORED*
[23:04:28 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : WITH MY FANGS.
[23:04:39 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : rape time!
[23:04:46 22/08/11] @ Rare : (・∀・) He means it, he had his fangs sharpened today.
[23:04:53 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : *puble pumble pumble*
[23:04:56 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : *takes off jock strap*
[23:05:10 22/08/11] @ Rare : （･∀･)つ It's okay Katls, they think it will hurt me, but in fact it's what I always dreamed!
[23:05:17 22/08/11] Dewmann : *Puts on the Barry White*
[23:05:37 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : *puts on strap on*
[23:05:40 22/08/11] Dewmann : That's the point of no return right there
[23:05:46 22/08/11] @ Rare : (ﾟдﾟ) I'm just sad Charles isn't here to get violated with these guys. He loves it when I violate him.
[23:06:02 22/08/11] Dewmann : Wait...you rape Charles? Regularly?
[23:06:08 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : hey it's
[23:06:10 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : My cat!
[23:06:37 22/08/11] @ Rare : ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ Teehee Dewwy, your silly leader dosen't tell you guys about the special relationship him and I share
[23:06:54 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Guys my cat is here
[23:07:03 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : It's my cat :3
[23:07:11 22/08/11] @ Rare : Just earlier today we had a secret "Super hero to Villian' meeting.
[23:07:30 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : And it was hotttttttt
[23:07:51 22/08/11] @ Rare : You weren't there, silly, you were welded to the floor ;3
[23:08:04 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : THAT'S IT! GET OUT NOW YOU PERVERTS, OR YOU ALL LOOSE WHAT MAKES YOU MEN!
[23:08:12 22/08/11] @ Rare : Hmmpth, he goes on and on about trying to stop me, but he loves my violent love.
[23:08:19 22/08/11] Dewmann : ...Got any footage of that Rare?
[23:08:25 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : .... I am a cube
[23:08:29 22/08/11] @ Rare : ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞
[23:08:35 22/08/11] Dewmann : I need it for classified... purposes...
[23:08:51 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : And also masturbation!
[23:09:00 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : Oh, now it's only Rare now, I won't get in the way of this...
[23:09:02 22/08/11] @ Rare : I always capture footage of me torturing my victims. But they will never meet your eyes :3
[23:09:12 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : :3
[23:09:18 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Aww
[23:09:33 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : ...
[23:09:42 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : The Internet is silly
[23:09:44 22/08/11] @ Rare : (ΘεΘ;) I find it odd you guys find Mew-on-Human action arousing. Maybe because you are all to ugly to get any normally? Like that cube thing?
[23:10:08 22/08/11] Dewmann : I simply want to know how exactly you manage it. It doesn't seem physically possible to me.
[23:10:08 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : HEY I am magical
[23:10:16 22/08/11] @ Rare : ヽ(´▽`)/ It's okay, you can't all be fabulous like the bad guys are!
[23:10:41 22/08/11] @ Rare : (^｡^) No need to deny your feelings, Dewwy.
[23:10:56 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : And I admit
[23:11:08 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : Yeah, I don't see how if your female it would be very easy to perform rape...
[23:11:16 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I have a total cube
[23:11:16 22/08/11] @ Rare : ʘ‿ʘ But right now I'm in the mood for cupcakes.
[23:11:30 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Dew
[23:11:39 22/08/11] Dewmann : yes?
[23:11:40 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : ....
[23:11:41 22/08/11] @ Rare : ʘ‿- Come innocently into my lab, humans.
[23:11:48 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : You've got a hole too
[23:12:04 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : And I already am
[23:12:13 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I can't move, remember?
[23:12:29 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : Hey, dose that mean that they are on our side when we [Data Expulged]*Rare knows what I mean*
[23:12:41 22/08/11] @ Rare : ʘ‿ʘ I don't desire metal. I desire flesh. Katls, hold down Dewman for me?
[23:12:54 22/08/11] Dewmann : Oh God...
[23:13:09 22/08/11] @ Rare : ʘ_ʘ I will explain everything later, Katls, I trust you enough to share secrets.
[23:13:11 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Yes rape!
[23:13:19 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Hot hot hotttttttt
[23:13:44 22/08/11] @ Rare : ಠ_ಠ I only rape if I have my special tool. It's at the cleaners right now, being cleaned of blood.
[23:14:04 22/08/11] Dewmann : DAMN! I mean uhh yay...
[23:14:05 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I use the blood as lube!
[23:14:16 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : :3
[23:14:24 22/08/11] Dewmann : I NEEDED TO KNOW THAT.
[23:14:30 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Yep.
[23:14:34 22/08/11] @ Rare : Oh you too?
[23:14:35 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : :3
[23:14:36 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : Aww, I wanted to experiment on his DNA, oh well...* Leaps on Dewmann*
[23:15:00 22/08/11] @ Rare : Although how can a Cube do anything of the sort? *tilts head in thought*
[23:15:03 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Yes katls will rape!
[23:15:07 22/08/11] Dewmann : OOF! Easy around my pecs!
[23:15:10 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Well
[23:15:16 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : No, I'm holding him down.
[23:15:25 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : When I get aroused I am a cube
[23:15:54 22/08/11] @ Rare : ಠ_ರೃ Hmm, verily so Katls. You may experiment with this one, but I also wish to inflict my own pain from time to time as you do so.
[23:15:54 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : Rare,, please do what you where going to do.
[23:16:06 22/08/11] @ Rare : Lets see how we work together creating teh magiks!
[23:16:13 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : Nevermind.
[23:16:43 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : You and me Dewwy will have alot of fun...
[23:16:55 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I am a cube.
[23:17:01 22/08/11] @ Rare : Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Oh so much fun. Like butterflies, being torn to shreds.
[23:17:15 22/08/11] Dewmann : I think we need to first compare and contrast our definitions of "fun."
[23:17:16 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I'm still a cube!
[23:17:23 22/08/11] @ Rare : ʘ‿ʘ Lets proceed Katls, I am very, very hungry....
[23:18:04 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : Sorry, I must see his full genome to find what are the advatges he can bring to the brood.
[23:18:09 22/08/11] Dewmann : Oh great...it's one thing to be tortured, it's a whole new matter being tortured with no shirt on.
[23:18:21 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : He brigs chocolate!
[23:18:21 22/08/11] Dewmann : It adds way too much tension!
[23:18:30 22/08/11] @ Rare : ʘ‿ʘ Proceed to probe him for his genome scan, Katls.
[23:18:35 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Also it makes it hotttttttt
[23:18:39 22/08/11] Dewmann : Where does the probe go?
[23:18:43 22/08/11] Dewmann : WHERE DOES THE PROBE GO!?
[23:18:47 22/08/11] @ Rare : ;3
[23:18:48 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Probe!
[23:18:51 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Do it
[23:18:57 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Do IT!
[23:19:01 22/08/11] @ Rare : ( °٢° ) You look delicious when your nervous
[23:19:13 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : PROBE!
[23:19:24 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : CMON!
[23:19:32 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : I don't need no scaner... or probe, I have psyic ablitys to tear his DNA apart, protain by protein.
[23:19:36 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Dooooooo it!
[23:19:40 22/08/11] Dewmann : So I guess my sweat looks like cooking oil!?
[23:19:48 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Aww
[23:19:57 22/08/11] @ Rare : Mmmm doing it your way, that's fine. I would have probed - much more fun ツ
[23:20:18 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I would continue beig a cube!
[23:20:18 22/08/11] Dewmann : I really don't care if you probe me or not. I just like knowing where the probe goes in advance.
[23:20:42 22/08/11] @ Rare : ʘ‿ʘ I will work on the cube while you deal your business with the flesh bag.
[23:20:44 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : (^-^)/o(^▽^)o
[23:20:53 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : ( T_T)＼(^-^ )
[23:21:11 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I am a cube.
[23:21:23 22/08/11] @ Rare : =^_^= Lets see what makes you tick.
[23:21:30 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : *readys talon* Let's get to the heart of the matter, he is strong, his heart could beifit my zerglings
[23:21:36 22/08/11] @ Rare : Last time Taco kept bringing you back to life. Annoying.
[23:21:47 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : ！(◎_◎;)
[23:21:48 22/08/11] @ Rare : Well she's not here anymore to help you, cube.
[23:21:57 22/08/11] Dewmann : Just get on with it Katls! I can take whatever you dish out!
[23:22:06 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : ぼね
[23:22:26 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(;￣◇￣)┘
[23:22:43 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Haha that's me running
[23:22:43 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : Let's get to work...
[23:22:56 22/08/11] @ Rare : ಥ⌣ಥ So cute how he thinks he can run from me
[23:23:10 22/08/11] @ Rare : *Runs paw over your exterior*
[23:23:27 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : ψ(｀∇´)ψ
[23:23:37 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Wow
[23:23:44 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : Rare! I need to focus, please, let's not do any rape right now.
[23:23:47 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Why do some of these exist
[23:23:47 22/08/11] @ Rare : Rare's data note - I've teleported to the cubes location, his outside self seems smooth, cool to the touch.
[23:24:02 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I was beside you
[23:24:07 22/08/11] @ Rare : But, I haven't found out how he works yet :c
[23:24:11 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Why did you teleport to me
[23:24:32 22/08/11] @ Rare : >.> It was for the recordings, hush, cube.
[23:24:53 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : I will cut him open later. But for now, help me keep Dewmann down.
[23:25:02 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : That's a shooting star!
[23:25:21 22/08/11] @ Rare : You are more than strong enough for that, Katls.
[23:25:25 22/08/11] Dewmann : You can't keep me from struggling, and making primal, attractive, grunts!
[23:25:37 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : ☆彡☆彡☆彡☆彡
[23:25:38 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : It's a painful prosgure, I need him to stay still.
[23:25:45 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : Stars.
[23:25:45 22/08/11] @ Rare : ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ I dream of a world when I can wear a cube as armor and also know exactly how one works.
[23:25:55 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : ☆彡
[23:26:22 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I dream of a world where there are multiple cubes
[23:26:32 22/08/11] @ Rare : But, fine, for science, I shall hold the human down for you. My physic energy will be more than enough
[23:26:36 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : *looks at time* Grrr, I have to go, this isn't over Dewmann.
[23:26:52 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : It's over!
[23:26:58 22/08/11] @ Rare : ;3 Goodbye, ally.
[23:27:04 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : *spoiler alert*
[23:27:12 22/08/11] Dewmann : Cool! Now if I could just reach my shirt...
[23:27:13 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : Don't rape his please, but please do a mind wipe for me.
[23:27:14 22/08/11] @ Rare : I will deal with these guys. Don't worry, i will keep them alive for you.
[23:27:26 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : I'm dead
[23:27:29 22/08/11] @ Rare : Will do!
[23:27:57 22/08/11] @ Rare : ʘ‿ʘ It's just us three now.
[23:27:58 22/08/11] Sarcasmic : *dead*
[23:28:00 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : No sexualy activity with Dewmann, I can't have him in heat when I discect him for cells.
[23:28:31 22/08/11] Dewmann : But I like being in heat...
[23:28:32 22/08/11] @ Rare : ʘ‿ʘ I promise not to arouse any of the humans, but I'm afraid in my excited frenzy, I might have, well. The cube died.
[23:28:34 22/08/11] @ Rare : Again.
[23:28:53 22/08/11] @ Rare : He has lower stamina than the humans do when it comes to sexual pleasure.
[23:28:57 22/08/11] Katls Nalcrato : I'm gone.
[23:29:08 22/08/11] @ Rare : Talley ho!
[23:29:15 22/08/11] @ Rare : ʘ‿- Hey Dewwy
[23:29:15 22/08/11] Dewmann : Looks like it's just us then...
[23:29:37 22/08/11] @ Rare : ʘ‿^ I want you. I want to make you into a sammich.
[23:29:57 22/08/11] Dewmann : ....what kind of sammich....
[23:30:24 22/08/11] @ Rare : Pfft, don't worry. I'm a classy, and well organized villain.
[23:30:35 22/08/11] @ Rare : Here, have this cup of warm spiced milk.
[23:30:53 22/08/11] Dewmann : Oh no thanks, I don't really like milk.
[23:31:07 22/08/11] @ Rare : *Twitch* Interesting.
[23:31:44 22/08/11] @ Rare : Would you like this cup of tea, perhaps?
[23:32:08 22/08/11] Dewmann : Ohh! Yes please!
[23:32:22 22/08/11] @ Rare : Great! With or without sugar? :3
[23:32:34 22/08/11] Dewmann : with please!
[23:33:01 22/08/11] @ Rare : Here you go! I hope you don't mind me teleporting you into my library. it's the same one from the roleplay
[23:33:17 22/08/11] Dewmann : Oh that's perfectly alright! *sip*
[23:33:45 22/08/11] @ Rare : You see, my books are my passion. When you are a mew on the conquest for world domination, you don't have much to do as you bide your time.
[23:33:55 22/08/11] @ Rare : And Tacobot is barely a conversational partner.
[23:34:13 22/08/11] Dewmann : Mhmm, I can understand that.
[23:34:45 22/08/11] @ Rare : How is it at the heroes camp? It seems...interesting.
[23:35:17 22/08/11] @ Rare : tacobot here in italics.
[23:35:22 22/08/11] Dewmann : To be perfectly honest, I feel some homoerotic tension between Charles and I.
[23:35:34 22/08/11] @ Rare : THE CLOWNS WILL DESTROT US ALL!
[23:35:55 22/08/11] @ Rare : Gah! Taco get out of my study!
[23:35:58 22/08/11] Dewmann : I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT CLOWNS RIGHT NOW TACO! I'M TALKING ABOUT HOMOEROTICISM!
[23:36:14 22/08/11] @ Rare : Sorry about that, she's been like that since she found a clown under her bed.
[23:36:48 22/08/11] Dewmann : But anyway, I do believe that the tension between Charles and I is due to the extensive burns I have suffered.
[23:36:51 22/08/11] @ Rare : Homoeroticism? I too, caught signs of it, but didn't call it out. Not appropriate for the battle field, you see. How long has that been happening?
[23:37:14 22/08/11] Dewmann : It happens whenever I find myself anguished. And he pulls me back together.
[23:37:30 22/08/11] @ Rare : Oh yes, right. From my magic fire dragon, yes? No hard feelings chap, just business as usual.
[23:37:57 22/08/11] Dewmann : I was actually almost expecting him to pull me into a passionate kiss. I kid you not.
[23:38:22 22/08/11] @ Rare : The burns make you look tough, if I must say so myself! And so does that ice pick. Still cant pull it out?
[23:38:40 22/08/11] @ Rare : wtf did i just stumble upon?
[23:38:50 22/08/11] Dewmann : Erm no. It's a shame really, because I found this really cool eyepatch.
[23:39:02 22/08/11] @ Rare : Well, taco, WHEN A MAAAAN LOVES A MAAAAAN. Love haaaappeennss
[23:39:27 22/08/11] @ Rare : Here, I know way to remove it painlessly. One, two, three, PLUCK!
[23:40:04 22/08/11] Dewmann : OWFUFUF
[23:40:34 22/08/11] @ Rare : oops, well at least the pick is out! Now tell me, have you talked to Charles about the sexual tension between you two?
[23:40:38 22/08/11] Dewmann : *Slides eyepatch on* How do I look now?
[23:40:45 22/08/11] Dewmann : Not yet.
[23:41:03 22/08/11] @ Rare : I'm sure he would be very understanding. And you look dashing, I must say!
[23:41:29 22/08/11] Dewmann : Yes, I'm sure he sees it as well.
[23:41:32 22/08/11] Dewmann : And thank you!
[23:41:49 22/08/11] @ Rare : Lets see, some people actually think Esbby and I have some sort of relation together. The thing is, hes like a younger brother to me. We couldn't be more platonic if we tried!
[23:42:16 22/08/11] @ Rare : Besides, he's been swooning over the Chikorita...thing...since they met. Kinda gross, if you ask me.
[23:42:44 22/08/11] Dewmann : I don't seen anything wrong with that.
[23:43:12 22/08/11] @ Rare : Well, I'm not very keen towards Grass types. You could say, it's some sort of fault in my character.
[23:43:20 22/08/11] @ Rare : But I can put my racism aside for their true love.
[23:44:08 22/08/11] Dewmann : But I don't think the tension between Charles and I will advance any further than what it has come to so far.
[23:44:17 22/08/11] @ Rare : Tell me more about your side of the alliance, I rarely (har har) see you guys outside the battle field.
[23:44:31 22/08/11] @ Rare : You say that now, it's just one step away from 'accidentally' walking in on each other in the showers.
[23:44:54 22/08/11] Dewmann : What showers do we have now?
[23:45:03 22/08/11] Dewmann : We have no base. I don't even think we have a river.
[23:45:18 22/08/11] @ Rare : Hmm, well we have showers. I guess you guys cant have access to such comforts, being on the run from me and alls.
[23:45:39 22/08/11] @ Rare : Maybe later if you're still alive you can help yourself to my shower.
[23:46:04 22/08/11] Dewmann : That would be nice.
[23:46:25 22/08/11] @ Rare : It's not something I allow often, but, I'm in a good mood.
[23:46:26 22/08/11] Dewmann : And maybe Charles will force me to disrobe in order for him and AM to get a better look at my burns.
[23:46:55 22/08/11] @ Rare : That's the spirit :3 now how do you feel about Charles? You say their is tension, but never mention if you like it or not.
[23:47:46 22/08/11] Dewmann : I imagine that right now I'd be totally up for it, kind of as a crutch to get through the trauma. But after this is done, it'll likely seem awkward in hindsight.
[23:48:26 22/08/11] @ Rare : Ahh, that's usually how it happens. Complications of the war, the need for companionship, ect ect.
[23:48:48 22/08/11] @ Rare : Now you might be noticing around this time that you are getting kinda woozy.
[23:49:19 22/08/11] Dewmann : That would explain why I my legs were shaking so much that I fell onto this sofa right here.
[23:49:54 22/08/11] @ Rare : And you might notice you no longer have control of your bladder. I apologize in advance for that.
[23:50:32 22/08/11] Dewmann : Oh...well this is a mite embarassing.
[23:50:52 22/08/11] @ Rare : It's okay, others have done worse. It won't effect your taste anyway.
[23:51:52 22/08/11] @ Rare : I had a wonderful conversation with you, Dewman, so I wont torture you.
[23:52:53 22/08/11] @ Rare : But I am locking you into my dungeons until, ahh, needs arise. My special toy will be cleaned by tomorrow. And who knows, maybe Katls can experiment with your genetic code and turn you into something cooler than a human ;3
[23:52:56 22/08/11] @ Rare : Now you sleep.
[23:52:57 22/08/11] Dewmann : Wait, so then why did you drug me?
[23:53:06 22/08/11] Dewmann : Ohh ok
[23:53:47 22/08/11] Dewmann : Hey, is it alright if I cry quietly to myself while I drift off?
[23:54:00 22/08/11] @ Rare : There, locked up and secured! I have to leave on official business, so do behave. :3 And yes, I actually promote crying.
[23:54:13 22/08/11] @ Rare : I will be back later to feed you. Ta-ta!
[00:06:59 23/08/11] Sarcasmic : Eeyup

Someguy, if you take the time to read the above, would you agree that there has been tension between us during our fight against Rare?

My reaction is a mixture of this:



And the reaction at 2:27 of this video

I stand by what I said.

Search your feelings Someguy, you know it to be true.

I hope it to be true!

Dewmann wrote:Search your feelings Someguy, you know it to be true.

Ok, I searched my feelings...

Eeeeyup!

RARE STOP MESSING WITH MY POSTS

LOL JUST KIDDING I LOVE YOU DEWWY.

I ALSO LOVE PROCRASTINATING FROM A HOMEWORK DUE IN A FEW HOURS THAT I BARELY STARTED YET

Pictured: Rare



Ok, I admit, Rare, that is cute.

Say, isn't that one of the forum's mascots?

...what are you doing with him?

[21:55:07 07/09/11] JT_the_Ninja : The cake was created by clowns...
[21:55:15 07/09/11] JT_the_Ninja : It is a creation of pure evil wrapped in chocolate awesome...
[21:55:18 07/09/11] JT_the_Ninja : But we can defeat it...
[21:55:28 07/09/11] JT_the_Ninja : We must eat all the cake so that it can not be used against us...
[21:55:30 07/09/11] JT_the_Ninja : But first...
[21:55:33 07/09/11] JT_the_Ninja : What is your name?
[21:56:16 07/09/11] @ Rare : >Name >Enter > Rare
[21:56:36 07/09/11] JT_the_Ninja : That's right! Your name is RARE.
[21:56:44 07/09/11] JT_the_Ninja : Are you a BOY or a GIRL
[21:57:26] @ Rare : >Girl
[21:57:41] JT_the_Ninja : How silly of me. Of course you're a GIRL...
[21:57:52] @ Rare : ;3
[21:58:02] JT_the_Ninja : This is my nephew, who's been your rival since you two were young.
[21:58:02] JT_the_Ninja : What was his name again?
[21:58:19] JT_the_Ninja : (no naughty words!)
[21:58:53] @ Rare : >Assho (no naughty words!) Uhh...
[21:59:12] @ Rare : Someguy >:3
[21:59:24] JT_the_Ninja : That's right! His name is SOMEGUY.
[21:59:55] @ Rare : yay!
[22:00:18] JT_the_Ninja : This world is full of danger, and it's dangerous to go alone. This is your fairy companion, PIX. She will guide you through the vastness of the wide world and help you to defeat the clown menace.
[22:00:37] @ Rare : Awesome!
[22:00:46] JT_the_Ninja : Your journey is about to begin...
[22:01:14] JT_the_Ninja : ((You wake up at your mom's house. She is downstairs, making waffles. What do you do?))
[22:01:18] @ Rare : I wanna examine my room's computer for any stored items.
[22:01:44] JT_the_Ninja : ((You opened RARE's computer...))
[22:01:55] JT_the_Ninja : ((Hrm, what's this folder? How'd that get there?))
[22:02:17] @ Rare :
[22:02:20] JT_the_Ninja : ((You found RARE CANDY!))
[22:02:31] JT_the_Ninja : ((and pr0n))
[22:02:35] @ Rare : (*^▽^*)
[22:02:58] @ Rare : (≧∇≦)/ Everything went better then expected! I go downstairs and talk to MOM.
[22:03:28] JT_the_Ninja : MOM: Hi, RARE! The NINJA PROFESSOR said he needed to see you at his lab this morning. But first, you should have some of my DELICIOUS WAFFLES!
[22:03:49] @ Rare : I accept mom's invitation of waffles!
[22:04:03] JT_the_Ninja : ((You gained 10 HP!))
[22:04:35] @ Rare : I will walk out my house and look around. What do my explorer eyes see?
[22:04:39] JT_the_Ninja : ((Throughout your journey, you will encounter various items; some will hurt you, and some will make you sick! When you find an item that raises your max HP, rejoice!))
[22:05:09] JT_the_Ninja : ((You see a small town. To the NORTH is SOMEGUY'S house. To the EAST is the NINJA PROFESSOR's lab. To the SOUTH is the town gate.))
[22:05:39] @ Rare : (＾▽＾) I will note the new information on items and HP in my journal. I will walk to SOMEGUY'S house
[22:06:22] JT_the_Ninja : ((You journey NORTH and enter SOMEGUY'S house. Inside, you see his sister, NANCY, walking around idly. Nobody else seems to be at home))
[22:06:32] JT_the_Ninja : ((a small, unopened box is on the table in the center of the room))
[22:06:43] @ Rare : Put the moves on NANCY
[22:07:04] JT_the_Ninja : NANCY: Hi, RARE! Nice moves! *blush*
[22:07:22] @ Rare : >Thanks Nancy! Where's SOMEGUY?
[22:07:59] JT_the_Ninja : NANCY: He went to see the NINJA PROFESSOR today. He left the BIRTHDAY PRESENT I got for him; he makes me so mad sometimes!
[22:08:28] @ Rare : Don't worry NANCY, I will take the BIRTHDAY PRESENT to SOMEGUY!
[22:08:47] JT_the_Ninja : ((suddenly, a blueberry man appears for a split second))
[22:09:10] @ Rare : （　ﾟ Дﾟ）
[22:09:14] JT_the_Ninja : NANCY: Would you? Oh thanks! I got him a new pair of SUNGLASSES, but don't tell him what it is! Make him open it!
[22:09:35] @ Rare : （・∀・） Oh I promise NANCY.
[22:09:40] @ Rare : >Take SUNGLASSES
[22:09:47] JT_the_Ninja : ((hrm, there's that blueberry man again))
[22:09:55] JT_the_Ninja : ((You got SUNGLASSES!))
[22:10:15] @ Rare : Hurray! I will examine the chest in the room.
[22:10:43] JT_the_Ninja : ((You go to SOMEGUY's room and open his CHEST. As expected, you find stuffed animals...))
[22:11:06] @ Rare : What a pansy he is. He doesn't deserve these cool SUNGLASSES.
[22:11:21] @ Rare : I will continue to the TOWN GATES.
[22:11:53] JT_the_Ninja : ((You walk to the TOWN GATE. As you approach, a large EXCLAMATION POINT appears, followed by a serious-looking ninja in a lab coat.))
[22:12:15] @ Rare : ( ・ω・)
[22:12:28] JT_the_Ninja : NINJA PROF: Hey, RARE! It's dangerous to go out there! I know! Follow me to my lab...[]))
[22:12:52] @ Rare : （　ﾟ Дﾟ）Where did you come from professor? Oh well, >FOLLOW
[22:13:19] JT_the_Ninja : ((The NINJA PROF leads you back to his lab, where SOMEGUY is already waiting. ))
[22:13:42] @ Rare : (>_<) SOMEGUY. What are YOU doing here.
[22:13:50] JT_the_Ninja : SOMEGUY: Hey, RARE! I thought I smelled ya there! Why're you so late?
[22:14:10] @ Rare : I was flirting with your sister, OH YEAH! Suck it Charles!
[22:14:21] JT_the_Ninja : NINJA PROF: Oh, right. I had asked you both to join me today at my lab. Well then...[]
[22:14:25] JT_the_Ninja : SOMEGUY: Wait what?
[22:14:50] @ Rare : （・∀・）Nothing SOMEGUY. I believe the professor is saying stuff.
[22:14:56] JT_the_Ninja : NINJA PROF: RARE, SOMEGUY, as you know the clowns are increasing in number and causing no end of trouble outside our sheltered town. I have come to show you my latest invention...[]
[22:15:29] @ Rare : (Anticipation)
[22:15:51] JT_the_Ninja : ((The NINJA PROF approaches each of you))
[22:16:02] JT_the_Ninja : ((You got CAKE-SWORD!))
[22:16:09] @ Rare : ヘ(^_^ヘ) Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie!
[22:16:28] JT_the_Ninja : NINJA PROF: The CAKE-SWORD is a special blade specially created to carve through our foe's latest weapon, the CAKE...[]
[22:16:29] @ Rare : (ノ^_^)ノ VICTORY! Super special awesome!
[22:16:38] JT_the_Ninja : SOMEGUY: Neato!
[22:16:54] Sarcasmic joined the chat on Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:16 pm
[22:17:00] @ Rare : （￣へ￣）Hey SOMEGUY, my weopen looks stronger than yours.
[22:17:10] Sarcasmic has logged off the chat on Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:17 pm
[22:17:17] JT_the_Ninja : NINJA PROF: Right...ahem...with these swords, you can embark on an epic quest to steal the ELDER CAKE, from which all CAKES are formed...[]
[22:17:22] JT_the_Ninja : SOMEGUY: As if...
[22:18:00] @ Rare : Led by the arch evil, GANONCAKE, right pro?
[22:18:17] JT_the_Ninja : NINJA PROF: Quite right, RARE...[]
[22:18:33] JT_the_Ninja : SOMEGUY: Yeah, well I wanna test mine out right now! RARE, let's battle!
[22:18:42] JT_the_Ninja : ((doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo))
[22:18:51] JT_the_Ninja : ((SOMEGUY wants to fight!))
[22:18:59] @ Rare : (*・_・)ノ⌒* Sure SOMEGUY, we can battle, I'll smack you harder than I smack your sister's ass.
[22:19:08] JT_the_Ninja : ((WEAPON--ITEM--MAGIC--RUN))
[22:19:08] @ Rare : I mean...
[22:19:12] @ Rare : OUR EYES MET, PREPARE FOR BATTLE.
[22:19:17] @ Rare : I'll summon CAKE SWORD
[22:19:53] JT_the_Ninja : ((SOMEGUY used BRANDISH...SOMEGUY's SPECIAL rose!))
[22:20:18] JT_the_Ninja : ((You used CAKE SWORD!....Critical hit!))
[22:20:19] @ Rare : >MAGIC
[22:20:29] @ Rare : Awesome!
[22:20:30] JT_the_Ninja : ((You don't yet know any magic!))
[22:20:44] @ Rare : Not so awesome :c
[22:20:52] @ Rare : >SPAM WEAPON
[22:20:58] JT_the_Ninja : ((SOMEGUY used POKE ATTACK...It's not very effective...))
[22:21:23] JT_the_Ninja : ((You used SPAM WEAPON...It's super effective!))
[22:21:30] JT_the_Ninja : ((You defeated SOMEGUY!))
[22:21:42] @ Rare : >VICTORY POSE!
[22:22:03] JT_the_Ninja : SOMEGUY: Ah rats...you got lucky this time!
[22:22:14] @ Rare : Hey pay up, I beat you, pal!
[22:22:40] JT_the_Ninja : ((You got 1000gp for winning!))
[22:23:07] @ Rare : Yeah that's right. Okay, thanks Ninja Professor, I'm heading for the next town. Come, PIX!
[22:23:15] JT_the_Ninja : NINJA PROF: That was most impressive, RARE! I can see why SOMEGUY's sister likes you so much...[]
[22:23:38] JT_the_Ninja : PIX: Pi-pi! My name is PIX! I will help you on your journey!
[22:24:08] @ Rare : Take care of his sister for me, Professor!
[22:24:11] JT_the_Ninja : SOMEGUY: Fairies now? Bah, I'll just go defeat the clowns on my own. Smell ya later! ((SOMEGUY exits))
[22:24:17] @ Rare : Okay Pix, what can you tell me about yourself?
[22:24:54] @ Rare : And don't listen to SOMEGUY, he's just jealous that I'd be styling on him.
[22:25:16] JT_the_Ninja : PIX: Pi-pi! I was found by the NINJA PROFESSOR after my tree was attacked by evil clowns! He sent me to help you in your quest to find the ELDER CAKE and defeat GANONCAKE!
[22:25:57] JT_the_Ninja : ((ah rats, I gotta go...need to get up early tomorrow for work...))
[22:26:08] @ Rare : >SAVE GAME

I like how I just joined in the middle, went nope and just left.

This is the biggest chatbox win I have ever seen

Also, I don't have a sis named Nancy, so Rare, flirt with her all you want you lesbian

In the category of games that totally need made...[]

You: Mario?

Stranger: luigi?

You: Brother!

Stranger: =D

Stranger: lets go get some coins!

You: I can't right now, bro, I'm on vacation!

You: with Daisy =D

You: Peach called and said you were on here, so I went on and started looking for you!

You: how are you doing, bro?

Stranger: Not great bro, I'm always getting waves of attacks from bowser

You: Yeah, I think some of his troops are near our location as well

You: not cool

You: I mean, I'm on vacation, for pete's sake

Stranger: i know, the bastard, so evil

You: he didn't try to get Peach, right?

Stranger: he tried....

Stranger: but failed =D

You: good, glad you're protecting her, bro

You: oh, hang on, there's a bit of commotion outside of our hotel room. Daisy's taking a shower btw =P

You: I'm going to check real quick, brb, alright?

Stranger: sexy

Stranger: have fun bro

You: oh fuck

You: bro

You: I'm in trouble

You: I think Bowser's troops know I'm here somewhere

You: I saw a few of them in the hallways

You: I don't think they know I'm in this room, though

Stranger: shit bro! no! jump on their heards

Stranger: thank god

You: b-but they're looking in the rooms...

You: they'll come to our room soon enough

You: I-I'm scared, bro

Stranger: use...and m16

Stranger: should be one in the draw somewhere

You: I...I'm gonna check

You: oh god, I think they're getting closer

Stranger: use it! release hell upon them

You: Bro! there's no m16! what do I do?!

Stranger: =O no m16!!!!!

Stranger: you must use...the force

You: oh, god, bro, they're banging at the door

Stranger: from pizzas at them!

Stranger: ahhhhh!!!

Stranger: use the coins!

Stranger: or take a start

Stranger: star

You: FUCK THEYR IN

You: BRO HELP

You: THEYY$H%RTn g

Stranger: ima coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Someone call Nintendo and give them this idea

[INFO] <Sam_one> why are you mining with the hoe? ;lol
[INFO] <Tacoline> ITS MAH HOE!
[INFO] <Sam_one> that hoe needs to show you respect
[INFO] <Tacoline> i'll smack this hoe on the rocks! that'll show it to show me some 'spect
[INFO] <Sam_one> find the way out?
[INFO] <Tacoline> nope XD

me and sam in minecraft.
his mines are too big and i get lost in them easy. and y did you give me a hoe anyway, you knew i was going to smack it up.

yeah she was impressed with the size of my mine

*laugh track*

[15:55:17 09/09/11] Sarcasmic : So how about them browns? Eh?
[15:55:31 09/09/11] someguy3657 : what browns?
[15:55:42 09/09/11] Sarcasmic : Oh right, Canada
[15:55:55 09/09/11] someguy3657 : ...
[15:55:57 09/09/11] Sarcasmic : So how about them Maple Leafs?
[15:55:59 09/09/11] Samiam : so how about that maple syrup?
[15:56:22 09/09/11] Sarcasmic : So how about them polar bears?
[15:56:34 09/09/11] someguy3657 : lol polar bears
[15:56:40 09/09/11] Sarcasmic : So how about them trees?