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NOO THIS IS MY WORSE NIGHTMARE

This explains a lot.

Suddenly, BUTTS everywhere! []

BUTTS used harden!

BUTTS is trying to use POISON GAS! But it can't learn more than four moves! Forget a move? []

>Yes
No

One, two, three...and POOF! BUTTS forgot HARDEN! BUTTS learned POISON GAS! []

probably worth it

Taco and I staying up late on Steam Chat:


Rare: Wanna know a really cool Pokemon?
Tacoline: of course
Tacoline: as long as it isnt a clown
Rare: James uses a Yamask. Yamask are souls of the dead who never reached the afterlife posessed into this mask that eventually became a pokemon. Every single Yamask is a dead soul who was caught in pergatory.
Rare: It evolves into this coffin with shadow arms stick out from the sides
Tacoline: wow thats is really creepy
Tacoline: I AM ASSUMING IT IS GOAST TYPE


---x-


Rare: "You know what? I'm going to use some of my other pokemon. I've been to dependant on you." -Ash to Pikachu
Rare: HE ACTUALLY SAYS THIS
Rare: So now he is going to use some of his rarely used pokemon.
Tacoline: *SOCKED FACE*
Rare: ROLF
Rare: SOCKED
Rare: FACE
Rare: SOCKED
Rare: YOU GOT SOCKED.
Tacoline: WITH SOCKS
Tacoline: i am so socked right now
Tacoline: I AM SO SOCKED
Rare: I DEMAND YOU USE THAT ON THE FORUM.
Rare: "THAT MAKES ME SO SOCKED."
Tacoline: ok! lol
Rare: "THAT IS SOOOOO SOCK."
Tacoline: you should post this in the chat thread lol
Rare: It could be a trend.
Rare: Yes
Rare: YES
Tacoline: like buts

---x--

Rare: PFFFFT OH MY GOOOOD
Rare: IM DYYYYING
Rare: So on Pokemon this just happened
Tacoline: ?
Rare: Ash is battling against Elesa's Emolga. It's a flying electric squirrel. He sents out his Snivy, which is a grass snake.
Rare: With me here so far?
Tacoline: yeah?
Rare: So Elesa commands her Emolga to use attract. And Ash commands his Snivy to use attract. Attract has the effect that if used on the pokemon of an opposite gender, they fall in love and wont attack. It dosent work against the same gender.
Tacoline: .........
Rare: So they both use attack and NOTHING HAPPENS. So Elesa and Ash stand in confusion, wondering what went wrong.
Tacoline: ....................................
Rare: Elesa then asks Ash "Does your Snivy happen to be a girl?" And Ash thinks about it, and replies "OH NO, I FORGOT SHE WAS A GIRL!"
Rare: AND THEN TO TOP IT OFF
Tacoline: oh no
Rare: Iris, Ash's friend, states "When will Ash realize Attract doesn't work between girls?!"

---x---

Rare: Elsa asks Ash if he is forgetting something else. She then tells Ash that Emolga is electric AND flying and that flying are super effective against grass types. Ash replies: "Oh, yeah.....OH NO, SNIVY'S A GRASS TYPE POKEMON."
Rare: Ash clearly understands his Pokemon well.


--x--

Rare: Does it say what Slenderman does with those he catches or stalks? Im not sure if the mythos has explained that yet
Tacoline: he puts them up in trees and impales them, then he takes out their organs and put them in bags, remember everyman hybrid?
Rare: Oh yeah, I forgot
Rare: That's a nice hobby, he seems like a nice fella
Rare: 9/10, would friend on facebook
Tacoline: yes, a real pillar of the community
Rare: Very inspirational!
Tacoline: HE'S SPLENDIFEROUS

---x--

Rare: Posted conversation highlights on the-OH SURE GO TO PLAYING YOUR DUNGEON GAME RIGHT WHEN I RETURN. I SEE HOW IT IS.
Tacoline: LOL
Rare: WELL FORGET YOU TACOBUTT
Rare: I CAN PLAY MY GAMES TOO
Rare: AND IGNORE YOU
Tacoline: i'm trying to see if i can get my acheives now
Rare: BEEP BOOP SEE THATS ME PLAYING GAMES WITHOUT YOU.
Tacoline: i should have gotten 3 today
Rare: BEEP BOOP IM NOT LISTENING
Tacoline: the game told me i got them but steam said no
Rare: BEEP BOOP.,

Pfft, actually, Ash might be retarded, but he's got nothing on Team Rocket.

So, get this: in one of the new episodes, Ash wants to sent his Pokemons to Prof Oak using dial up trading or whatever. Don't ask me why, I don't know. So, he and his friends go into one of those dial up buildings.

Team Rocket sneaks in from the back, and quickly dress up as employees of the place. They go to the counter in front of Ash and ask him to hand over his Pokeballs for the transfer. Ash, not realizing that the only people in the world with those kind of hairstyles are the same people that stalked him for ten years or so, hands all his pokemon litterally in a silver plater. Just hands them over, just like that. And we're not talking some level 2 bullshit either, those are his prized Pokemons. The only one of them that's not in that group is Pikachu.

So, Team Rocket walks towards the back, telling Ash that it won't take long. So, now Ash is patiently waiting there while TR runs out with his Pokemon. As soon as Jesse and James come out of the building, Meowth pulls up with a stolen baggage carrier, and the thieves hop on.

So, after a while, Ash and the gang begin to wonder what the fuck is taking so long, when an actual member of the staff comes out, saying "Sorry for the inconvienience, how can I help you?" Ash tells her that it's ok, he handed his pokemons to the other staff members, to which the girl replies "But I'm the only one working here today!" So, Ash and the gang realize that something's not right, so they run out.

Let's pause here for a second and think about it. TR had just made the luckiest break in ten seasons. They have all the Pokemons, nobody stopping them and a getaway vehicule. So, you expect them to be far with the Pokemons by now, right?

Well, when Ash comes out of the building, right there, RIGHT FUCKIN THERE, parked RIGHT IN FRONT of the building, is TR, patiently waiting for Ash to come out.

Take a wild guess as to what happens next.

someguy3657 wrote:Take a wild guess as to what happens next.

This is my least favourite thing in the entire world.
No-one ever really means it when they say this.

"Take a wild guess"

"Ash turns super-saiyan and it turns out Jessie is a hermaphrodite"

THAT IS A WILD GUESS
OKAY
YOU ASKED ME TO GIVE A WILD GUESS SO I GAVE IT TO YOU
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME FOR A WILD GUESS AND THEN THEY STARE AT ME LIKE I'M A FREAK I GET MAF

WHY CANT PEOPLE SPEAK LITERALLY ANY MORE?

PEOPLE WHO DO THIS ARE HITLER

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11-7-2012: 4:19:35pm

That is sooooo sock...[]

That's so Wogga Wogga it made me feel sock.

Who you calling a wogga wogga? []

SO MANY SOCKS

Socks a-plenty! Everyone gets socks! []

charles3657: I'M A SPAH
Rare: ARE YOU SAPPING SENTRIES
charles3657: nah now I'm blasting people with rocket
Rare: Well that esculated quickly.

Rare: Hey Stud
Rare: LOL j/k
charles3657: Hey.
Rare: What's going on??
Rare: ;]
charles3657: Not much, brb

Spoiler:

charles3657: IMMA PLAY POKER
Rare: OK
charles3657: I,M LIKE 200000 DOLLARS IN DEBT THOUGH LOL
Rare: LOOOOOOOOL
charles3657: I CANT POKER
charles3657: BUT IS STILL DO
Rare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Rare: That will help
Rare: It helped me several times through tough gaming sessions
charles3657: MAX IS ALREADY OUT
charles3657: ALSO I HATE YOU
Rare: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Rare: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rare: I am so amused

Rare: COPY PASTE
charles3657: I CANT
Rare: ITS CAUSE YOU DONT HAVE TWO PEOPLE ON YOUR KEYBOARD
charles3657: RIGHT
charles3657: TELEPORT OVER HER WITH YOUR POWERS TO HELP
Rare: LOL OK
Rare: OH LOOKS LIKE IM LOW ON MAGICKS
charles3657: YOU'RE JUST LAZY
Rare: YOU CAUGHT ME, IM BEING LAZY PANTS
Rare: IM SMOOSHED INTO MY COMFY COUCH WITH TONS OF PEPSI AND CHEESY DOODLES
charles3657: IM THIRSTY THOUGH!
Rare: I CANT BE BOTHERED TO TELEPORT TO YOU WHEN I HAVE CHEESY DOODLES

Rare: *CLICKS LINK*

charles3657: DANCE THE FUCKING MACANENA

Rare: MMMMMMRRRRGAAAWWWD

charles3657: LOL MACARENA

charles3657: PLAY IT AT YOUR WEDDING

Rare: LOLOLOL CAN YOU IMAGINE A MEW DANCING TO THIS

charles3657: LOTS OF PEOPLE DANCE

Rare: WITH STUBBY MEW ARMS

charles3657: LOLOLOL

Rare: LOLOLOLOL I'D JUST BE FLAILING MY ARMS

Rare: AND I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO TOUCH MY HEAD

charles3657: LOL THAT'D BE CUTE

Rare: LOOOOOOOOOOL

Rare: I TOTALLY WANT TO MAKE A FLASH ANIMATION OF THAT

charles3657: HOLY SHIT

charles3657: DID YOU JUST READ MY MIND

Rare: IM PSYCHIC TYPE SO YES

charles3657: CUZ I WAS THINKING OF HOW AWESOME IT WOULD BE TO HAVE A FLASH ANIMATION

WHERE YOU SEE DIFFERENT MEMBERS OF THE FORUM DANCE THE MACARENA

Rare: YESYESYEYEYES

Rare: GORGRO AND I WOULD FLAIL OUR ARMS WITH RUSTLED JIMMIES

charles3657: I'D IMAGINE SEMI JUST FLAILLING HIS ARMS AROUND ALL OVER THE PLACE

charles3657: FOR NO REASON

Rare: HE WOULD LOOK LIKE A MGIKARP ON LAND

charles3657: AM WOULD DO IT BACKWARDS

charles3657: SARCASMIC WOULDNT MOVE CUZ HE'S A CUBE

charles3657: JT?

charles3657: HE'D JUST LOOK AT THE CAMERA STERNLY, AS IF DARING THEM TO MAKE HIM DANCE

Rare: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rare: YESSSSSS

Rare: THE ENTIRE TIME

Rare: IN THE CORNER OF THE CAMERA

Rare: HE WOULD STARE

Rare: JUST

Rare: STARING



charles3657: DEWMANN

Rare: HE WOULD BOOTY BUMP ALL OVER THE DANCE FLOOR

Rare: SCREAMING "I'M DA NIIIIIGGGAAAH!"

AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Rare: IM LISTENING TO GLEE
Rare: DONT TELL ANYONE
charles3657: OH GOD WHY

NOOOOO I SAID DON'T TELL YOU ARE THE WORSE

Rare: I CAN IMAGINE SEMI DANCING WITH HIS HIPS
Rare: SWAYING THEM AND STUFF
charles3657: TO FUCKING BEETHOVEN?!