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*Stares at strange creature*
"It looks.....kind of......like Gorgro?"

Raptors are generally bigger, aren't they?

(dust, but Yeerk is left among the dust, and I kill it dead!) []

Oh, there he is. He's over by the flaming truck. It's just that him and the creature have the same eyes.

Oh I see the resemblence now!
*stares at gorgro suspiciously*

Hey, we seem to have at least 3 ninjas now. I eagerly await the next one to be exposed.

Hey, Rare! knock up a picture of us 3 ninjas!

sludge (+749)
5 months ago

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Ehm, I just ascended to godhood from eating potato chips people!
(Tesla Ninja Ducky God?)

(That works.. I cleaned it up a bit.)

"Guys, we gotta find the queen. She could birth thousand of Yeerk-infected futons at any moment. We can. NOT. let that happen."

JT is the original ninja, yo. He turns toward back toward Rare and Taco, who were last seen in a heap after crashing into a building. "We will need duct tape." []

Don't forget my Tesla Ducky-ness as well.

JT is the original ninja, yo. He turns toward back toward Rare and Taco, who were last seen in a heap after crashing into a building. "We will need duct tape." []

Oh, yes. That so makes sense. Ooh, which reminds me!

*runs off and comes back with Frink glasses and cone of shame*

*Eats bug*

*regurgitates Dewmann's other Magnum*

"here, you'll need that. Also it shoot explosive bullets now."

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Tree
Not a creature was stirring, not ninja or bee;
The stockings were hung to hold treats for their tummy,
In hopes that come morning, they would get Christmas Honey

The Mods were nestled all snug in their beds,
While the karma trolls drew negatives upon the Mods heads;
And Driscoll on his throne, and us in his forum,
Counting his money and drinking his aurum,
When in the threads, there arose such a clatter,
I came out of lurking, to see what was the matter.
Over to the roleplay thread, I flew with great might,
To see a King Futon, oh what a sight!

The moons on the breast of his futony cloth,
"You cannot kill me!" He said with a scoff!
When, my dusty new eyes should be so lucky,
Came to the rescue, biffrog, hobo and ducky!
The ninja leader stood large and proud,
"We shall dine in Hell!" He said aloud,

The fellowship stands strong against the great foe,
And they whistle, and shout, all the references they know;
"Now, all your base, now, Candle and Jack!
(You can't say his full name, you'll never come back!)
Yo Futon, I’m really happy for you…and I’ll let you finish.
But with our powers combined, you will be diminished!

And the Futon was amazed with the pop culture they know,
And he was defeated, fell flat in the snow,
With a shout of HURRAY they went back to sleep,
Cause they knew the great Driscoll had a deadline to keep,
Would he update the comic with them still awake?
(That wasn't a chance they were willing to take!)

But as I was turning around, another sound caught my ear,
Happy like Dewman, although not as queer,
He was dressed in a Snuggie, from his head down his rack,
He had a huge sack, and a sack on his back;
He stood in the shadows, he looked almost like death,
But I realized quickly it was just Doggybreath!

His eyes -- how they twinkled! They were so big and wide!
"Come touch my sack, and see what's inside!"
His mouth was drawn up like a midevil crossbow,
Did those even exist? I bet the hobo would know;

With an old wise face and two floppy ears,
He looked old enough to be over 9000 years.
He was fat and comical, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
WAIT- WHAT 9000?! I crushed a random scanner,
"I look good for my age," He said with high manner;

He spoke not a word, but I watched from my hive,
He filled all the stockings; then from a plan he contrived,
A small taco fell down; the chimney and danced,
And giving a nod, I blasted 'Bad Romance';
He called everyone awake, to join in this good party,
HO HO HO! He said loud and hardy!
"That's not a laugh, it's a mating call, get it right!"
Then as an afterthought said,

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."


Merry Christmas everyone, and Taco I love the avatar awards!

It was, and pajama pants too! (a customary present from my mom...always appreciated up here in the frigid north...wearing 'em right now, in fact) []

Aw, thanks guys! I hope everyone's holiday was awesomepants!

jt_the_ninja (+1331) (mod)
4 months ago

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From Whose Line is it Anyway...

Each person adds another line. ABCB rhyme pattern. Miming of holding a root beer mug optional.


Oooooh, aye dee dye dee dye dee dye dee dye dee dye dee dye!


I love to post at Daisy owl...

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kitararayne (+1738) (mod)
4 months ago

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Where everyone's so cheery

jt_the_ninja (+1331) (mod)
4 months ago

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We have some fun and when we're done,

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kitararayne (+1738) (mod)
4 months ago

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We nap because we're weary

jt_the_ninja (+1331) (mod)
4 months ago

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We love the bees and killer whales, []

kitararayne (+1738) (mod)
4 months ago

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The raptors and the tacos...

kitararayne (+1738) (mod)
4 months ago

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(Crap, what am I gonna rhyme with taco??)

jt_the_ninja (+1331) (mod)
4 months ago

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And ninjas rule, though futons drool, []

kitararayne (+1738) (mod)
4 months ago

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And so does that guy Paco.

jt_the_ninja (+1331) (mod)
4 months ago

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Oh, aye dee dye dee dye dee dye dee dye dee dye dee dye!!!

(next verse time) []

kitararayne (+1738) (mod)
4 months ago

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Oh, once upon a Daisy Owl,

jt_the_ninja (+1331) (mod)
4 months ago

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While Steve was courting Kate, []

Gorgro (+1110)
4 months ago

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I had alot of beans,

jt_the_ninja (+1331) (mod)
4 months ago

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A lot of beans is what he ate, []

Gorgro (+1110)
4 months ago

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It started to rumble,

jt_the_ninja (+1331) (mod)
4 months ago

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It began to creak and groan, []

Rare (+5096) (mod)
4 months ago

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THEY DID THE MASH!

*goes back to lurking*

Gorgro (+1110)
4 months ago

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And let out a creepy moan!

Tacoline (+1755)
4 months ago

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(stfu rare, i was singing this in my head! XD)

jt_the_ninja (+1331) (mod)
4 months ago

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Oh, aye dee dye dee dye dee dye dee dye dee dye dee dye!!!

(Third verse, different from the first! Little bit louder and a little bit worse!) []

Tacoline (+1755)
4 months ago

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the clowns are always lurking

kitararayne (+1738) (mod)
4 months ago

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They hide under my bed...

jt_the_ninja (+1331) (mod)
4 months ago

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They don't stop singing bad showtunes, []

kitararayne (+1738) (mod)
4 months ago

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That get stuck in my head.

jt_the_ninja (+1331) (mod)
4 months ago

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They're teaming up with futons, []

kitararayne (+1738) (mod)
4 months ago

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All soft and plush and MEAN!

jt_the_ninja (+1331) (mod)
4 months ago

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And worst of all that could befall, []

Tacoline (+1755)
4 months ago

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they took my fricken bean!

jt_the_ninja (+1331) (mod)
4 months ago

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Oh, aye dee dye dee dye dee dye dee dye dee dye dee dye!!! []

Jonny (+1722)
4 months ago

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I don't really like mango.

Time to indulge our avarice. What one thing do you want more than anything in the whole world?

For me it would have to be this

http://iamatvjunkie.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c17f69e2011168a3fc23970c-800wi


or this

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?VISuperSize&item=200390705836

I have every other single set in that range. And even though there are no bids on it, the item is currently residing in America and I have literally NO PLACE to put it, I really really like it. Don't judge me.

I just want a beautiful wife, some kids, a nice home, and, of course, world domination.

I want a castle.
This is at the "probably impossible" end of things I want.

Then take the path I chose and make everything out of Lego instead. I simply must show you the Tardis console I made out of gears and levers.

Oh I already accomplished a Lego city with rail and road networks and an airport and cops and a fire station and even a friggin town hall.

A futon fell on it.

I'm just a simple girl with simple needs.


I need a nice man with 6 billion dollars. That's all :3

Rare, lmao.

Something I want to do.....
Computers with windows vista.
I want to destroy a load of them.

Also, I want to take up archery.

And I want to re-enact the ride of the Rohirrim.
I can ride a horse a bit so yeah.

Wait, larping????
If that's some horse-riding term I should make it clear that I only know how to ride a horse a little bit.
And other than that I'm a city kid.
Until I was 8 I was morbidly afraid of cows.