TTBM #4? 5? I don't even-

There are times when you realize your true friends....[ ]

Well said JT.

Wow sash she is a real bitch to you tonight. You may want to chalk a little bit up to her drinking but now you know how she will be if you ever find yourself in a pinch. You can't trust her to do the right by you when it comes down to it so don't waste mental resources stressing over it now. You will only sound petty and whatnot if you drag it on to much. Next time comes around just leave the bitch behind and head out with someone else.

Woke up sick today and now I have to go to work, super!

Some people apparently spreading all these rumours about me, even saying that I'm mean and stuff.
They all happen to be guys who once had crushes on me and never even go out of the house these days. What a coincidence.
Get a life please and stop spreading rumours, the only people who believe them are the people who don't know me very well at all. Everyone else knows I don't even know how to be mean if I tried.
Can't we all be nice and move on and make cupcakes out of smiles and rainbows, gosh.

Fine....

Rumors:

More rumors:

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I fucking hate
What this stupid forum update did to quote boxes
They aren't defined enough and worse yet
They automatically space so close together

Dont tell me they have always been this way I will cut you

Damnit, we aren't supposed to complain about forums, remember?!
This is gonna be Marmalade Mountain all over again.

I'M NOT YOUR PERSONAL IT DEPARTMENT.

I thought it was "Mount Marmalade" not "Marmalade Mountain"

It was Mount Marmalade.

Damn guys, get it together, you're all terrible, let's all part ways forever.

I remembered the word marmalade, isn't that enough?

ARE WE FINALLY ADMITTING OUR HATRED FOR EACH OTHER
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY MY ENTIRE LIFE

Bowen wrote:I remembered the word marmalade, isn't that enough?

No It's not enough.
Are you even committed to this Bowen? Do you even care? Are you going to make the slightest effort to salvage what little squishy bits of joy you can out of this quasi-failed abortion we call a relationship?
Do you even care Bowen?
Do you even lift Bowen?

Check your privilege.

[x] Privilege.

D-Munny wrote:

Bowen wrote:I remembered the word marmalade, isn't that enough?

No It's not enough.
Are you even committed to this Bowen? Do you even care? Are you going to make the slightest effort to salvage what little squishy bits of joy you can out of this quasi-failed abortion we call a relationship?
Do you even care Bowen?
Do you even lift Bowen?

Check your privilege.

No. No, because I found someone better. I don't need you anymore.
I don't care.
And I don't even lift.
I have people to do it for me.

That's where you made your biggest mistake.
Do you even know how much I lift?
I lift lots Bowen.
I could lift your people who lift like I wasn't even trying to lift them. Then I could lift you.

You have no idea what you just gave up.

what's that?
sorry guys i can't hear you over the sound of me lifting the earth in its rotation around the sun

gravity? no
that's sashity

D-Munny wrote:That's where you made your biggest mistake.
Do you even know how much I lift?
I lift lots Bowen.
I could lift your people who lift like I wasn't even trying to lift them. Then I could lift you.

You have no idea what you just gave up.

I'm not so sure.
My people lift so much that they require checking out by a lift technician every year. They have special reserved spots in their massive arms for the crippled and elderly.

I love you people, all you gals and guys. [    ]

I love that conversation and I love all you guys but I'm changing topics now
 
Because
 
I am in the local library in the 18+ section
And make the mistake of glancing over to the neighboring computer to be graced with the imagine of this really elderly man looking up vibrators and "tattooed young male teens showing it all"
 
I know this is the 'mature' computer use section
But porn in public is still prohibited damn it have some class

Augh, library-computer porn.

Makes you just not want to touch the mouse after other people just in case they had a private session huh?

TTBM: Work as usual but at least I made it though all my closes for this week! U get to have tomorrow off!

TTBM: feeling exhausted while on the ride home from a practice, and then feeling wide awake as soon as I lie down to take a nap