TTBM #4? 5? I don't even-

TTBM: Motherfucking asshole housemate blew something up in the fireplace.
Kill kill kill kill kill kill stab murder strangle

TTBM: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/01/19/pennsylvania-girl-5-suspended-for-threatening-to-shoot-girl-with-pink-toy-gun/


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Oh, look! Another story about morons taking a matter and applying it to the extremes!

There never seems to be an even middle for those folks. It's always either no protection at all or protection that makes North Korea look free. It's a 5 YEAR OLD, telling her FRIEND that she'll, PLAYFULLY, 'shoot' her with a PINK, HELLO KITTY GUN that BLOWS BUBBLES. It is NOT a fucking 'terrorist attempt'. The kid was NOT going to kill her with this TOY GUN, nor did she INTEND to. Expelling her for this is ABSOLUTELY RETARDED.

These kind of people are high on my list of people that make me rage.

TTBM: My brother would occassionally ask to borrow money during winter break, always promising to pay me back. He only ever did once, and not even in full, but I'm the kind of guy who tends to forget when people owe me stuff, and it never really bugged me.

Then my brother started saying stuff like "Oh hey, I borrowed X amount of dollars from you yesterday. That's okay right?" And really the only response I'd have is "Well considering you've already spent it, it's not like there's any point in getting mad." And even then, I did the mental math and knew that I still had plenty of money left.

Well, after my brother went back to college after his winter break was up, I took a look in my money drawer for the first time in a while.

There is nothing left.

Zero. Fucking. Dollars.

My brother had been taking way more money from me than he said he had been.

Kind of upset here.

I waited until now to write this lab for Chemistry. The cold medicine is staring to kick in.

That is incredibly douchey behaviour on your brother's part, Dewmann. I would always ask before taking any money from someone and I would always return it as soon as I could.

TTBM: eight. bleeping. degrees. outside...for those that use Celsius that's -13...ugh...[]

JT_the_Ninja wrote:TTBM: eight. bleeping. degrees. outside...for those that use Celsius that's -13...ugh...[]

In Louisiana, it normally gets about 15.

That may not sound so bad, until you take into account that it's also with 30% humidity in the air.

It's like 70 Fahrenheit here ahahahhaa *Goes on a bike ride*

*steals your bike* []

Ninja stole your bike!

YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD. THAT IS OUR WORD.

AwesomeMedic wrote:Ninja stole your bike!

I was actually hoping someone would say that...[]

TTBM: high fever, weird white spots at the back of my throat, headaches, coughing all the time when even swallowing or breathing hurts... I was supposed to meet the American and English ambassadors for Belgium this friday. My face is not a happy face.

It must be panda pox...hope you get better! []

Tasha wrote:TTBM: high fever, weird white spots at the back of my throat, headaches, coughing all the time when even swallowing or breathing hurts... I was supposed to meet the American and English ambassadors for Belgium this friday. My face is not a happy face.

Strep throat. Go see a doctor to get it confirmed and get some antibiotics.

Thank you, Dr. Sarc. []

Sarcasmic wrote:
Strep throat. Go see a doctor to get it confirmed and get some antibiotics.

Not that I don't trust you and all of course, Dr. Sarc, but I got a second opinion, it wasn't Strep throat.
I now have to ingest more pills and potions than actual food for a few days, I feel like a mad scientist/wizard.

Oh god, now everyone knows I'm not a real doctor!

Sarcasmic wrote:Oh god, now everyone knows I'm not a real doctor!

STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY JOB!

Yeah, we can only have one fake doctor that still practices medicine here!

TTBM: I can't see the name Sarc without thinking of the following:



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I still haven't seen the original Tron. Is it worth tracking it down?

It's pretty good! Super-dated special effects, of course, but that just makes it more enjoyable IMO.
Strep throat causes irritation on the back of your throat in the form of red, rash-lookin' tiny little... I wanna say pustules but that ain't the word. Anyways it's not pretty, but it ain't white either.

TTBM: I wanted to watch some anime and I found a website with all of them on it... While lurking I discovered that they do not seperate normal anime from Hentai...They are all scattered........So Pokemon is trapped between a hentai about tentable and one about father and daughter.

OH GOD WTF!!!!!!