Favourite Quotes

Dr. AwesomeMedic wrote:

someguy3657 wrote:Why does everyone on this forum want to kill me?

I don't want to kill you!!! Well if you wear a clown suit then yes....

weraing a clown suit is the same as being a clown. you should know that someguy!

Eeyup

That's why I never wear any clown suits

"Marion, going down a cellar to blow up a building for political ends is NOT what Guy Fawkes Night is all about!"

--Mongrels

Mother: "You probably have a hairball, that's why you're coughing."
Me: "Are you taking the piss? No, actually, you're knocking over convoys of ambulances transferring urine samples in some kind of mastermind raid for some fucking reason."

Does she think you're a cat?

You could've stopped after think.

XIV quoted something from right at the end of this video. WARNING: this is a very, very, very polically incorrect one. Halariously so.

XIV: Sexy, sexy chalupas...
Me: And Tacoline would be the sexyest of them all!
XIV:...

Is that Charlie the Unicorn I spot in that video? ;D

Katls Nalcrato wrote:XIV quoted something from right at the end of this video. WARNING: this is a very, very, very polically incorrect one. Halariously so.

XIV: Sexy, sexy chalupas...
Me: And Tacoline would be the sexyest of them all!
XIV:...

go way, you are a cat!

Taco why you not at work?!

Rare wrote:Taco why you not at work?!

got off early, i worked a full day yesterday. today another employee wanted to get out of her house so she asked if someone could take part of the day off, so i volunteered.
anyway, i'm cleaning right now, getting ready for dnd tonight, but i'll be done soon if u want to hang out

Where exactly do robotic tacos work? Robo-Taco Bell? "I'm afraid I can't let yo quiero Taco Bell, Dave."

Gorgro wrote:Where exactly do robotic tacos work? Robo-Taco Bell? "I'm afraid I can't let yo quiero Taco Bell, Dave."

this one is a fish-mongress, i sell fish

Is it fish, or chicken? []

She can't get a higher paying job right now because her skill set is still RUSTY.

-_-

Taco... your not making a good argument that you aren't a clown...
Joker=sorda clown

Tacoline wrote:

Gorgro wrote:Where exactly do robotic tacos work? Robo-Taco Bell? "I'm afraid I can't let yo quiero Taco Bell, Dave."

this one is a fish-mongress, i sell fish

Fish....I think I know where you work................

"So, imagine this new Bambi movie called "Bambi: Revenge for the fallen". In one scene, we have Bambi in his home, sitting on his couch with a bottle of alcohol next to him, saying "They killed my mom...I'm going to kill them..." And then, in another scene, we see some hunters sitting around a table, playing cards, relaxing and all, when suddenly, BAM! The front door just explodes and crashes right in front of them. Thick smoke comes from the doorway as all the hunters freak out, some of them grabbing their weapons. Then, we see Bambi walk in, on his two back legs, holding an automatic shotgun in his hooves, wearing some badass sunglasses, and he looks at the hunters before saying "Bird, motherfucker!" Then, BLAM! BLAM! he blasts them all away. Some more hunters would come, but he'd chuck a grenade at them, and POW! They're all gone. Man, that would be awesome!"

-Me, to my sister.

thank God I don't hunt

someguy3657 wrote:"So, imagine this new Bambi movie called "Bambi: Revenge for the fallen". In one scene, we have Bambi in his home, sitting on his couch with a bottle of alcohol next to him, saying "They killed my mom...I'm going to kill them..." And then, in another scene, we see some hunters sitting around a table, playing cards, relaxing and all, when suddenly, BAM! The front door just explodes and crashes right in front of them. Thick smoke comes from the doorway as all the hunters freak out, some of them grabbing their weapons. Then, we see Bambi walk in, on his two back legs, holding an automatic shotgun in his hooves, wearing some badass sunglasses, and he looks at the hunters before saying "Bird, motherfucker!" Then, BLAM! BLAM! he blasts them all away. Some more hunters would come, but he'd chuck a grenade at them, and POW! They're all gone. Man, that would be awesome!"

-Me, to my sister.

All my money. ALL my money.

AL MY MONEY!!