Favourite Quotes

Well, I might have to burn...all the things.... If I got to America. Y'know. With those Aparently legal Flamethrowers. That'd be neat. Guns, well, I can legally own a few over here. But not a Flamethrower.

lighter + hairspray

Bowen wrote:Well, I might have to burn...all the things.... If I got to America. Y'know. With those Aparently legal Flamethrowers. That'd be neat. Guns, well, I can legally own a few over here. But not a Flamethrower.

Yeah you'd be surprised by what is legal over here compared to other places.

I think I used up all the fire a while ago, though I can't remember what I used it on.

"You mean I've actually got freaking sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their freaking heads!"

I love this series of movie!

"I'm trying to do a lame, crappy french accent in English even though I'm French. What the fuck is wrong with me."

-someguy3657

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A bit like that, only worse

1, "When you poop in your dream, you poop for real!"

- Peter Griffin

2.
Me: "Who's awesome?!"
Friend: "Me!"
Me: "No because you suck!"

"TO GRIND YOUR SKIN"
"TROGDOOOOOOOR!"
"Give me $20"(No one understands me when I say this. I blame Marble Hornets)
"So... winklepickers, huh?"

you could explain to them that your wife is in the club

"I'm going to stay here and lick the cat's butt!"

Wayne.

Me: I'm going on the computer!

Older sis: (since I go on the computer a lot) You and your fucking computer!

Me: I KNOW, RIGHT?

I honestly don't give a damn

"2B||!2B" - A programmer's rendition of Hamlet.

"Me and my sweet a** are on the way!"
Spoilered for name of new character in the upcoming RE: Revlations

Spoiler:

"Sir, if you were my husband I would put poison in your coffee."
"Madam, were you my wife, I would drink it."

"In the morning I will be sober, but you will still be ugly."

Ah, Winston Churchill. []

A guy in APUSH was complaining about his grade, and I made a joke that I had second thoughts about midway through.

Him: I can't get it up!

Me: Maybe you should use some Viagra.

I still said it loud enough for another guy next to me to hear it, who promptly brofisted me.

Katls Nalcrato wrote:"Me and my sweet a** are on the way!"
Spoilered for name of new character in the upcoming RE: Revlations

Spoiler:

i miss claire, she was my favorite

Claire was awesome.

[21:31:28 18/10/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : Medic+"Iwant to sleep"+102.8°F of fever= LOOOOOOOL

[21:31:52 18/10/11] someguy3657 : that AM has the best fucking computer in all of Quebec

[21:31:53 18/10/11] Sarcasmic : wow, thats sick dawg

[21:32:12 18/10/11] Sarcasmic : =D

[21:32:18 18/10/11] someguy3657 : I TOLD YOU TO HEAL YOURSELF! YOU ARE A MEDIC

[21:32:48 18/10/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!

[21:33:00 18/10/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : LOL I SPELLED IT WRONG

[21:33:00 18/10/11] Sarcasmic : IN A STUNNING PLOT TWIST, MEDICS CAN ONLY SELF IMMOLATE

[21:33:20 18/10/11] Sarcasmic : (SET SELF ON FIRE)

[21:33:47 18/10/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : *put marshmallow on a stick*

[21:34:06 18/10/11] someguy3657 : AM, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT PUTTING YOURSELF ON FIRE?

[21:34:12 18/10/11] Sarcasmic : ...dear lord thats brilliant

[21:34:41 18/10/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : YOU SAID NOTHING

[21:34:52 18/10/11] Sarcasmic : HE SAID EVERYTHING

[21:35:15 18/10/11] someguy3657 : I SAID "DO NOT PUT YOURSELF ON FIRE, AND NO, YOU CAN'T FIRE A LARGE CANNON IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSY STREET!"

[21:35:25 18/10/11] someguy3657 : YOU REMEMBER THAT

[21:35:34 18/10/11] someguy3657 : I TOLD YOU

[21:35:36 18/10/11] someguy3657 : SO STOP IT

[21:35:38 18/10/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : BUT ITS FUN!!!

[21:35:55 18/10/11] someguy3657 : BUT I'M TIRED OF THE COURT ORDERS

[21:36:08 18/10/11] someguy3657 : DO IT AT YOUR LAB, MAN. NOT IN PUBLIC

[21:36:13 18/10/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : COME ON!!

[21:36:35 18/10/11] someguy3657 : THE POLICE KNOW YOUR FREAKING NAME AND ADDRESS BY HEART!

[21:37:01 18/10/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : PFFFF!!!

"Crivens!" - Nac Mac Feegles