TTBM #4? 5? I don't even-

I might have already posted these before but Facebook so I will post anyway.

Spoiler:

Damn it facebook, stop taking away my faith in humanity

Even though I'm a Christian, I find Steven Hawking to be an amazing and very intelligent man. Not to mention that his knowledge is quite interesting, even though I don't always share the same ideas.

So, in one word rather than a thousand, those girls are idiots

Important things can emerge out of seemingly unimportant endeavours. Apparently research into space travel gave us inventions like the MRI. According to Brian Cox, anyway.

Gorgro wrote:Damn it facebook, stop taking away my faith in humanity

Wait, you had faith?

TTBM: Started reading Daniel H. Wilson's Amped on Friday...finished it last night...now I'm back to having to find another book to read... #bookpersonproblems []

I know that feel

TTBM: Dang webpage I'm trying to make has just denied me permission to enter it.
My own creation has kicked me out of it.
#amature progamer problems

TTBM: Even though I like that site, I really need to stop going on Not Always Right

I always leave from there with a bit less faith in humanity

TTBM: Now I know that if there's a term I want to ask my Mum what it means, make sure you remeber where you heard it.
I still don't know where I hear the word "clit," and she won't stop asking me where I hear it from, and I have no clue because I heard it ages ago and the word just poped up into my head and I asked her what it ment.
This is going be interesting, because she doesn't sound like she's going to give up any time soon...
EDIT: I'm just going to use a dictonary for now.

Clit? As in clitoris? Ain't that a type of flower?

I thought it was a type of car.

"Drive home a clitoris today and send your wife wild"
Isn't that their slogan?

Sounds about right.

I've heard that women love driving the Clitoris as much as they like driving the Volvo.

I know a girl who took her Volvo in for a cervix with one of those foreign mechanics and when it came back the interior was all torn up.

I was wondering why I kept getting weird ads on my phone every time I visit here, but this is probably why.

I wonder why I keep comeing back to this thread, knowing that all of these jokes are here...

Well to tell you the truth, I personally make jokes about the clitoris because actually discussing it would mean having to go to the Adult Thread, and also, female sexuality is a strange and terrifying thing.

TTBM: I hate the fact that funny, intelligent and amazing cartoons like Invader Zim and Sam and Max: Freelance Police get cancelled after barely a season while retarded, annoying shows like Total Drama Island and Johny Test get a few seasons each and are still running.

Fuck you, networks.
Fuck you, retarded kids who prefer crap shows
Fuck you, meddling parents who ask for a show to end simply because they don't like it
Fuck you, any other reason as to why those brilliant shows had to end prematurely

I don't really mind when shows are cut quickly, if everything they've made so far is good.

Otherwise they end up like Scrubs or Lost or Ruby Gloom or Rugrats or Futurama or The Simpsons or American Dad! or Family Guy or South Park and just fizzle out in the last seasons. That last season of Scrubs

OH

MY

GOSH. Never again.

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TTBM
Men's Rights Advocacy alarm activate!
From "NOW SIT, INGVAR"
"...because a man standing up to urinate is deemed to be triumphing in his masculinity, and by extension, degrading women."

What the fuck, guys.
Next thing the Piss Nazis will want to take away my penis altogether so as to preempt my raping of all the women in my life. It's how the ancient Zen proverb goes "let man pee standing up and soon he pee on women".
I can't tell how much is satire and it doesn't cite a source but I'll look for one.

Dewmann wrote:Well to tell you the truth, I personally make jokes about the clitoris because actually discussing it would mean having to go to the Adult Thread, and also, female sexuality is a strange and terrifying thing.

Well, it was more of a "Oi, this isn't good" post.
How the heck do you explain to your Mum that you don't know where you heard the name of something that's a a part of the female anatomy and not even know that's what it was?
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That is so stupid that I want to string a few people up by their entrails.
Well, I always feel like doing that with all of idoits I know, but more so than usual.

If you still need to know I can tell you over PM. :3

I know what it is because she already told me.

semicolon wrote:I don't really mind when shows are cut quickly, if everything they've made so far is good.

Otherwise they end up like Scrubs or Lost or Ruby Gloom or Rugrats or Futurama or The Simpsons or American Dad! or Family Guy or South Park and just fizzle out in the last seasons. That last season of Scrubs

OH

MY

GOSH. Never again.

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TTBM
Men's Rights Advocacy alarm activate!
From "NOW SIT, INGVAR"
"...because a man standing up to urinate is deemed to be triumphing in his masculinity, and by extension, degrading women."

What the fuck, guys.
Next thing the Piss Nazis will want to take away my penis altogether so as to preempt my raping of all the women in my life. It's how the ancient Zen proverb goes "let man pee standing up and soon he pee on women".
I can't tell how much is satire and it doesn't cite a source but I'll look for one.

Because whenever I pee standing up, I perform the ritual of ripping off my shirt, flexing my muscles, and then shouting "ALL WOMEN ARE SEX OBJECTS TO MY SUPERIOR ORGAN, AS I AM DEWMANN. THE MAN WHO IS SO MANLY THAT THERE ARE TWO 'Ns' AT THE END OF MY NAME."

Because it begins with the masculine-sounding syllable "his," the word "history" has been banned at Stockport College, in Manchester, England. Also banned are the phrases "ladies and gentlemen" (offensive connotations of class), and "slaving over a hot stove (which "minimizes the horror and oppression of the slave trade").

I wanna get all the people who think those are good ideas into one room, and then shout "You can't be so niggardly with the English language!"

Spoiler:

That said, I think niggardly does have roots in nigger, etymologically speaking.

ALL WOMEN ARE SEX OBJECTS TO MY SUPERIOR ORGAN, AS I AM DEWMANN. THE MAN WHO IS SO MANLY THAT THERE ARE TWO 'Ns' AT THE END OF MY NAME

So that was you I was hearing that one time at Ihop?