TTBM #4? 5? I don't even-

Top Hat Zebra wrote: for some hilarious reason, the chick's moans sounded exactly like oinks.

What the hell were you watching?

Semicolon makes an interesting point. I think I'd only really watch porn with someone I was in a serious relationship with, and even then it'd potentially be problematic. I mean, are you allowed to masturbate in that scenario?

Jonny wrote:

Top Hat Zebra wrote: for some hilarious reason, the chick's moans sounded exactly like oinks.

What the hell were you watching?

Semicolon makes an interesting point. I think I'd only really watch porn with someone I was in a serious relationship with, and even then it'd potentially be problematic. I mean, are you allowed to masturbate in that scenario?

Hmm..I'd imagine if you were watching porn with someone you're in a serious relationship with, you'd end up having some interesting sex. At least that's what I've experienced...

...I didn't check to see if this was the adult thread but continued discussion on this should probably direct to there...

Porn with friends. Serious business.

Also, whilst flicking through an article on IGN I found one person comparing same-sex relationships to both bestiality and relationships with robots.



......

What.

Because animals and robots are totally sapiant beings that can sign marriage documents.

Of course, eventually we'll get really human looking androids with advanced AI, and then we'll have to legalize robot-robot marriage, and then from there, robot-human marriage.

TTBM: Someone on facebook spelled "friends" as "frenz."
I don't give a FUCK whether or not you know how to spell the word and just choose to spell it like KNUCKLE THE FUCK UP AND SPELL IN THE RIGHT DAMN WAY BEFORE I SMMMMMMMACKADABBA DO YOUR ASS.

What really pisses me off is people who type "u" instead of "you" and other stupid shit like this.

Seriously, you're saving one second of typing by looking like a retarded 13 year old. Nice job.

My God, Dewmann has contracted Bill Cosby Syndrome!

I was actually referencing this.

Caution: DO NOT WATCH ANY OF THIS VIDEO OTHER THAN THE REFERENCE. I WOULD NOT WISH ANY OF THIS VIDEO'S CONTENT TO BE HEARD BY ANY OF YOU GUYS. SRSLY, IT'S SOME CRAZY OFFENSIVE SHIZNIT.

Or watch, it, whatever. Just know that it's very NSFW audiowise.

SMMMACKADABBADO

I don't mind that whole shorthand patois, it's "I could care less" and when people just shit on definitions that annoys me.
I lose all sexual attraction for anyone who says these words in this particular order. It is disgusting.

And then saying "language changes over time" like it instantly absolves them of their disgustingness.
Yeah, and my foot is going to change your arse into jelly.

I once saw someone correct her wrong spelling of a word by the wrongly spelled word she was going for. There are no words to accurately describe the level of facepalm that ensued.

I'm actually fine with shortened words like "u" or "gr8," because, regardless of whether or not it could be called lazy, and as long as it could still technically be pronounced the same outloud, I'm cool with it.. But if you add in a "z" where an "s" should go, spell "dis" instead of "this," or, God forbid, you put a "y" where an "i" should be (Lyk, Shyt) That's when I start to get mouthfrothy.

TTBM. Got this message when viewing Pixel Art made in Minecraft;

Why did you get the megaupload take-down notice? seems kinda odd that would popup unless someone click-jacked to one of megaupload's domain names

Dunno. I clicked a download link on megaupload and was directed to that. And, that hasn't been the first 'anti-piracy' message I've seen today.

megaupload and all of it's domains were seized by the US government a while back since the site became notorious for allowing and even encouraging illegal file sharing.

linky link

Ttbm, this one fly has everywhere in this entire building to go and hit has to bug the hell out of me

TTBM: While the reports remain unconfirmed at this time, and we're still awaiting word from the British Foreign Offices and the new Libyan government, but it appears that Abdel Baset al-Megrahi has been declared dead.

For those unfamiliar with this case, al-Megrahi is the only person convicted of the bombing of Pan Am flight 103 over Lockerbie on the behalf of the Libyan government. He was sentenced to 25 years in prison, but was released in 2009 to return to Libya for compassionate grounds, in regards to his terminal cancer (which was expected to claim his life within three months). Upon arrival, he was treated to a hero's welcome, and was hailed by Ghaddafi.

In the immediate aftermath of the civil war, Western media located al-Megrahi in his home in Libya, a feeble and sickly man. And now, with his passing, the questions will once again surface. Should he have been released, to succume in the land of his birth surrounded by his family in reasonable confort, when his actions resulted in the deaths and continued pain of so many? What negotiations went on behind this release? And the big question of whether he was actually involved in the bombing, a question that was never truly answered.

I'm somewhat hesitant about writing this here, as I have concerns about the response that the comments that follow will contain. Those who I have known for years on this forum know my field, and this falls right into it. I cannot bring myself to crow the demise of the man, because that is not who I am. All I can do is hope that, for some of the families, some slight bit of closure is reached.

I'm sure there will be closure, unless it was a natural death. IMO there is no greater slap to the face then to know the man who killed your family and countless others died peacefully amongst his peers.

Lady Rare wrote:I'm sure there will be closure, unless it was a natural death. IMO there is no greater slap to the face then to know the man who killed your family and countless others died peacefully amongst his peers.

I suppose it then comes down to whether one considers death by terminal cancer to be a natural death or not.

I agree with your stance. Yes, he was a foul man but a death is never something happy, regardless of who died. I felt the same about Bin Laden in a way.

I guess I'm more cynical. I was happy when Bin died as well. I was happy when my friend's abusive dad died. Some people find peace and closure in deaths. I personally don't know much about the man Mess brought up, but if he was a terrible person who caused innocent deaths, I don't find myself feeling sad that he died from something painful. I see it as karma.

I think we shouldn't view death as the worse thing in the world and start seeing it as something natural that at times can be a good thing.

TTBM: Teachers like this: http://www.salisburypost.com/News/051912-North-teacher-on-video-qcd

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TTBM: So the cousin I just saw Wednesday, a guy who is totally awesome, smart, and was able to brighten up the lunch after my great aunt's funeral, tried to kill himself.

Oh dear. Is he okay?