Favourite Quotes

Rare wrote:I say we make a mad lib thread.

I approve of this post!

Sorry, I lost all my TTTE macros.

Jonny wrote:

Rare wrote:I say we make a mad lib thread.

I approve of this post!

Sorry, I lost all my TTTE macros.

No. That's impossible!!!!

I know! I'm sorry! For some reason ICHC logged me out of my account. I shall do what I can.



Anyway...

Excellent! Well then, come over around 8pm tonight. It'll be SWEET LARGE, which is slang I just made up that means 'a large amount of sweet', which is still slang actually I think.

--handsome devil Comics, Aug 20th, 2010

"You can't just disprove special relativity on a technicality."

I lol'd.

"Cheating is only in the eye of the beholder..... "

Someone typed these words.

These words were typed by a real, living person.

Sigh.....

'Yakko,can you conjugate?'

'Who, me? I've never even kissed a girl!'

--Animaniacs

Mermaidman: ''Listen up, you villains, I wanna eat my meatloaf! If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!''

Retirement home manager: ''What is going on in here?!''

Mermaidman: (pointing at Spongebob) ''You may kiss the bride!''

"Fight racism!
Use the N-word niggardly!"

"The future isn't what it used to be..."

I know right?
Cyber Punk is just our current veiw of the future. Back in the Victorian era, their veiw of the future was how Steampunk was born. 50's stuff is something out of a nightmare. Telsa coils burning men to the point that they're stripped of flesh and nothing but bleached bones?
Yeah, I want to see the midevil veiw of the future right now...

You mean our future is eternally cloudy skies, black trenchcoats and robots with tentacles?

(i.e. The Matrix)

"KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!"
My Kyukido instructor.

"You have intimate relations with fish.



And leave them dissatisfied!"

I wish that I had these back in Febuary.

"There are only two kinds of people in this world that I hate.

Those who are intolerant, to other peoples' culture,


And the Dutch."

What about carnies? []

User: It's like arguing with a child.

Cleverbot: You're like a child.


Touché, Cleverbot.

"Man, I didn't like it at first. It was confusing because it just tosses you in without tired."

I think my brain is trying to tell me to sleep.

"Put simply, I love you all.
Not long ago, I said I wouldn't meet many great people, but you lot are the proof that I'm wrong. This is not goodbye, but it pains me deeply knowing that I won't see many of you again. Allow me to share with you all my lesson.
"That all things pass in the course of time, that forever does not exist. That every Hello contains within itself the echoes of its own Goodbye. That for every person you come to know in your journey through life, no matter how long you know them, there will always come a day when you will see them for the last time. And yet...
And yet... it is all worth it.
The time between Hello and Goodbye, if you fill it properly, will sustain you through all your days. Every shared moment, every laugh, every precious sliver of time spent with someone you care for is a treasure, to be kept safe forever."
Thank you all. That meet up truly meant the world to me."

Something one of the Hawaiian bronies posted.

I think it sort of applies here to.

"BALL SO HARD MO'FUCKAS WANNA FINE ME"
"DAT SHIT CRAY"
Jay-Z and Kanye West, expressing the upper-class's opposition against being taxed higher than the middle-class.

This happen while playing basket-ball today in physical education.

*I jump in front of a guy and steal his ball*

Guy: Damn where did you come from

Me: Behind you

Guy: Damn you're a real ninja!

Me: no I'm not.

Guy: yes you are!

Me: no I'm not and you know why? Because you can see me.


Also.

Friend: you know, if you had superpowers I'm sure it would be teleportation.

Me: why?

Friend: Because sometime I see you on the third floor and then 30 second later you are in the basement right in front of the classroom!

Me: I'm fast, that's all

*start whistling Still Alive*

"My funnel's cold! My funnel's cold! I want a scarf! I want a scarf!"
"Rubbish, Percy! Engines don't wear scarves"
"Engines with proper funnels do! You've only got a small one!"

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