Favourite Quotes

So a Facebook friend of mine posted this status,

"Pls take that make-up off n' lemme see the real you cuz' that's all I really wanna see, that real beauty within you."

The first comment below it contained this,

"This status is so gay, it fell from gay heaven, fell into a gay tree, hit every gay branch on it's gay way down, then landed on a gay guy, and fucked him. In the ass.
Twice."

Maybe it's offensive to homosexuals, but I still firmly believe that this comment is the best way to respond to any Facebook statuses that are composed of badly spelled inspirational sentences.

I love how those posts are usually copy-pasted by attention whores with an inch of makeup on their face.

This one was posted by a dude. Let that sink in for a moment.

In that case, it's more a ''Oh, look at me, ladies, look how sentimental and deep I am. Can you date me now? Please?''

He sounds so sensitive and romantic~~

Yeah, I post angry comments on peoples copy pasted statuses (or whatever the plural of status is) until they stop or block me.
In other news, apparently, my friend count is rather low.

No, he's gay Semi. Didn't you see the gay status fall from gay heaven and hit the gay branches on the gay tree and then have sex with that gay guy twice?

I'M SORRY, I WAS LISTENING TO QUEEN'S SOMEBODY TO LOVE AND FACEBOOK WAS ON MY LAPTOP

Oh then it's totally cool then Jonny. Queen justifies anything. If more people did things in the name of Queen, then the world would be a better place.

SORRY I BLEW UP YOUR BASE, RESISTANCE, IT WAS IN THE NAME OF QUEEN.

SORRY I SIDEKICKED EVERY LAST ADORABLE BEECAT IN YOUR HIVE RARE. IT WAS IN THE NAME OF QUEEN.

SORRY I LEFT A TICKING TWO MEGATON BOMB IN YOUR HIVE, MEW. QUEEN'S NAME

IN QUEEN'S HONOR I HAD TO POISON THE RESISTANCE'S AIR SUPPLY. HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.

I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SLEPT WITH DEWMANN.


FOR QUEEN.

I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH ZEBRA.

FOR QUEEN.

I SLEPT WITH QUEEN.


FOR DEWMANN.

I DIDN'T BELIEVE HE COULD DO IT, SO HE SWORE TO PROVE ME WRONG.

I DID. I PROVED HIM WRONG.

I MAY HAVE VIDEOTAPED ZEBRA AND DEWMAN. FOR MYSELF, BECAUSE I DON'T NEED A REASON.

BECAUSE YOU'RE A Zebra LOL

WAIT, WHAT?
NO SHE'S NOT.

I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT.

IT'S A FILTER TRY IT IT'S FUN.

"Baby, will you do me a favour that requires no effort on your part?"

"What is it?"

"Have sex with me. Come on! We haven't had relations since the baby was born!"

"Im just not there yet! I mean, if you weren't emotionally ready, would you want to have sex?"

"..... Baby, I don't even understand the question."

"Go away."

WHY IS SHE HAVING SEX WITH A BABY?!?!??!?!

semicolon wrote:WHY IS SHE HAVING SEX WITH A BABY?!?!??!?!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD RE-READ IT?