Treehouse 'Plot Synopsis' Thread!

What did you do thi- *WARNING! WARNING! FIRE DETECTED IN THE SECURITY ROOM! EVACUATE!*

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! I'M ON FIRE!"

I open the door and start lighting the room on fire.
(10 minutes later)
Me: I'm back.
(silence)
Me: Why do I always do that.
(I open the fridge)
Me: Ahh here we go...
(I pull out an AK-47)
Me: This will actually have a use for me now...

This got RP-ish real quick. Just like old times.

Oh my! Are those futons throwing themselves against the windows?

*Springs forth with pitchfork*
YA!

Oh no! Also, handsome devil atoms are pouring through the air vents!

*Dramatically loads .357 magnum*

ANGSTY BADASS DEWMANN IS HERE TO MARTY-STU THIS BITCH UP.

SUDDENLY EVIL, EVIL EVERYWHERE

OH SHI- *Dies slowly and dramatically*
Remember me... as bones...

I AM DEPRESSED AND ANGRY ON THE INSIDE!

*Shoots futons with a single tear running down my cheek*

FLASHBACK THAT SHOWS I USE TO BE SUCH A NICE MEW WHO RAN INTO DARK AND UNFORGETTABLY EVENTS [THROWS FUTONS AT DEWMAN]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!

*Blows futons away while ripping shirt off in the rain*

JOKE CHARACTER THAT EVERYONE HATES INTERRUPTS TO SAY SOMETHING STUPID AND ACCIDENTALLY KILL A FUTON

[FORLORN MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND AS TEARS RUN DOWN MY FACE. IMAGES OF WAR FLASH BEFORE MY EYES AS I LIFT DEWMAN UP VIA PSYCHIC ABILITIES AND PUNCH A HOLE IN HIS CHEST]

*Screams a painful and manly scream as I fall to the ground, grievously wounded, panting and grunting in the most arousing way.*

[I lick the blood seductively off my paw before landing on top of the fallen human, inches away from his face. I draw my symbol on his forehead with the remaining blood on my paw, before readying the finishing blow] [Barry White plays in the background, but no one questions nor minds]

*Looks up with fading hazel eyes slowly closing, before opening my mouth to speak a quiet, manly whisper*

"I never stopped loving you."

(this plays in the background)

[Tears run down my face and I feel the life drain from the human]

[My eyes look towards Charles and I snarl].

Next time on Days of Our Treehouse!

Suddenly, AM comes over and heals Dewwie with his MediGun as someguy lols at Rare being so fat and totally not sexy in any way THERE'S NO FOE YAY BETWEEN US WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

*Tries to write a message on a mirror as a ghost, can only write cryptic slogans*
This sucks.

*Sits in the corner watching (NOT SPYING)*


*Shoots AM with a syringe filled with ketchup*

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Disappears*

Just then, Ninjas...[]

And then...Pirates.