TTBM #4? 5? I don't even-

Rare wrote:I love getting and giving hugs from friends, but if you're a stranger or someone I barely know and you go to touch me, you better dodge my blade. I don't mess around.

Toppy what snake did you have? I have myself a baby ball python named Charlie. He's one of my pride and joys.

i tried to give her a hi five once, and do you know what she did, she used "horror gaze" on me. and i couldn't move!
how was i supposed to remember that my hand was on fire and she was a scarecrow!

It's a mistake anyone could make, Tacobot.

Maaan, setting your hand on fire with deoderant and a lighter is hilarious.

If you do it right, that is.

Otherwise it's only hilarious for your friends and the doctors.

Rare wrote:
Toppy what snake did you have? I have myself a baby ball python named Charlie. He's one of my pride and joys.

I had a ball python named Yang. (There was one named Yin, but it died... Kind of ruined the whole thing.)

TTBM: my mother

TTBM: I might be sick....

TTBM: A lot of s*** is comeing up, school, I've felt like an idot frequently, and sleep depervation is not helping(in fact, it's lead to some of these proplems).
I'm sorry for if I end up offending someone during the time I'm trying to sort all of this out. I've been really edgy this afternoon(what of it I was awake).

Dr. AwesomeMedic wrote:TTBM: I might be sick....

FULLY SICK, BRO?

TTBM: Eeyup, I'm totally sick.

Dr. AwesomeMedic wrote:TTBM: Eeyup, I'm totally sick.

Arent..... arent you a doctor?


The IRONY!

As Admiral James Tiberius Kirk once said to a friend, "Physician, heal thyself..."


...of course he was quoting Jesus in Luke 4:23, but I always like saying "James Tiberius Kirk." []

TTBM: IKEA. It's a store that has absolutely everything that you need, under one roof.

If this is what the Swedes have in store for us, I think we should just accept them as our new overlords...for now...

Messernacht wrote:TTBM: IKEA. It's a store that has absolutely everything that you need, under one roof.

If this is what the Swedes have in store for us, I think we should just accept them as our new overlords...for now...

Where are you from? I thought IKEA was common knowledge...

TTBM: Trying to watch MLP, and I overhear my brother discussing the difficulties of masturbation whilst tripping on LSD.
Do NOT want.

And the award for strangest TTBM goes to...

TTBM: Did you have to post that, Bowen? *obtains several gallons of industrial-strength brain bleach* []

Bowen wrote:TTBM: Trying to watch MLP, and I overhear my brother discussing the difficulties of masturbation whilst tripping on LSD.
Do NOT want.

Hahahahaha

man there are drug dealers in and out of my house the whole time
It is ridiculous
It is pretty hard to live here and retain a clear mind

TTBM: I am so stupid that I bought cereal in order to use up my almost expired milk instead of just drinking it and thinking about this gave me a headache
I am also so stupid that I lost my painkillers

If in doubt, have toast.

This applies to many situations.

TTBM: I have to read something like twelve chapters of The Scarlet Letter this weekend. If you can't see why this is a TTBM you haven't read The Scarlet Letter.

Is it terrible?

Oh God, that book was tedious.

It's long-winded. Also, it was written before 1900.

I enjoyed it...then again, I'm part Russian...[]

TTBM: Fairly certain mom and dad were just in a physical altercation with one another.

Drinking isnt bad, but getting wasted is. My dad's best friend always gets shit-faced drunk, but he's a happy drunk and lives really close to the bar, so he just goes home a sleeps it off. but he recently got married to a woman who, while I like her when she's sober, she is a total bitch when she's drunk, and they always get in fights. They have two daughters, one of them is my best friend, and she always had to come stay at our house when that happened.

So I kind of feel you there, Taco.



@Dewwy: Are they ok? If they are, who won?