Things certain characters/people would never say.

Dewmann wrote:Dewmann: Damn Someguy, you got some firm asscheeks, no wonder Rare be pounding that shit.

This is suppose to be "Things people would never say", Dewman.

Rare: I do not secretly love you, Charles.

Katls: I do not secretly love you, Rare.

...
You have no proof.

I have 40 proof.

Ziggy: Don't give me any internet-liquor. I have had enough.
Top Hat: I don't want to have sex!
Dewmann: Les Mis is the worst musical!
Rare: Flying is for the birds. I am done with this. It is walking from here on out.
JT: Fuck shit assbiscuits!

Gorgro: Man, fuck it! We're holding elections!

Top Hat Zebra wrote:I have 40 proof.

That I would say that.

Katls: I hate ponies and Norse mythology. I am going to set fire to my PC and live in a literal treehouse.

Everyone: How about we let Jonny make a party his own way?

AM: You know what, I'm not gonna set anything on fire today.

AM: ...or make any crazy inventions.

Dr. AwesomeMedic wrote:Everyone: How about we let Jonny make a party his own way?

Actually...... I would totally let Jonny make a party! Arent gay guys good at parties?



Jonny: Vagina is best.

Top Hat Zebra: I will totally act sane and not creepy in any way today.

Someguy: I will be important and not at all try to stop Rare!

Semicolon: I am not smart and I am ugly and I am the worst and people are not jealous of me because I am not smart and I am ugly and I am the worst.

THZ: I am jealous of Semi because he is not the worst.

You're just jealous because I am the best.

THZ: I am just sitting at home reading without trying to besex anyone. Who knew!?

On the subject of parties, it's my birthday on St Patrick's Day.

I dont even know when St.Patties day is.

You have the same birthday as my mum.
Mama Jon, that's what I'll call you from now on.

Semi: [Something on topic and sane]

Someguy: 1) Team Fortress 2 suck!
2) I love Windows 2000

myself: [something calm and relevant and not dealing with clowns, fire or arachnids]

Oh gods.


Arachnid Fire Clowns!!!!!