Things certain characters/people would never say.

What do you wish would come from the mouths of your favorite characters?


Neo: Why the hell do you want me to choose between a blue or red pill to swallow when you're a guy named "Morpheus" who this known hacker chick "Trinity" led me to, in this dark abandoned warehouse in the middle of the night with those other weirdos and you're all in black?

Slippy:

"You know what? I think I won't bother Fox and deal with my own damn problem."

Rocket Grunt : "Hey guys, how about we catch something other then rattata?"

Rocket grunt: You're in our base fuckface. *BANGBANG*

Megatron: "You know what Optimus, we've fought this war for long enough. Let us declare an armistace and proceed to settle our difference and preserve what is left of our race."

Megatron: Starscream, you are now commander of the Decipticons, lets do things your way!

Captain Price: Eh, I give up. Do I look like I could be arsed?

The narrator in a couple of animes:

"OK, I'll shut up now. I can see I'm boring everyone."

Sgt. Foley: "RAMIREZ! Take a day off and don't save the free world for me, you've done some great work today soldier. I'm putting you in for a promotion."

Captain James Tiberius Kirk: "Computer, Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."

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*reads James Tiberius*
*reads JT*
*revelation*

My God! James Tiberius the ninja! It all makes sense now!

"I'm gonna allow you to do that, Starfox."

Mario:

"What's going on in this weird place?"

Darth Vader: Captain Needa, I will fully and unsarcastically accept your apology.

"Nooooo?"

Navi: "....."

Quite so.
or any other fairy/travelling compainion for link.
midna, tatl etc...

Anyone in any soap opera, ever: "Y'know, it's been pretty quiet here. What with the lack of pregnancies, murders, random deaths and no new people moving in to fill new ethnic roles..."

The majority of peoples on Omegle:

"You know, I think I'm gonna move out of my parent's house and find a real girlfriend instead of wasting my life having cyber sex with guys who pretend they are girls."

The Queen of England: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROLFCOPTER

Tuomey: Scotland rules! []

JT: Here I am!

Taco: I love clown.....

Dewmann: I love spiders. like seriously, I want to smother myself in them and let them crawl down my throat and out of my nose and eyes.