Kill a wish game Nr. ?

You get herps and derps.

I wish for something awesome.

You Rare! (now would you please get your knife off my throat?)


I wish for bread

It's infected with leprosy.

I wish the word "honey" was henceforth to be spelled "hunny." []

Nobody can say it right!


I wish I had a sniper rifle!

You get a sniper rifle bullet.... in the face.

I wish it wasn't so desolate on theses forums at night

They all annoy the hack out of you.

I wish I had a fire form.

You get lit on fire.

I wish I was less awesome. ( I always hurt people with my awesomeness)

You kill yourself

I wish I had a ice form

You freze to death.

I wish that more people can come.

( I'm sorry, but thats what she said.)

They troll!

I wish for a destroyer form

It destroys you!

I wish for another hamburger that tasted good.

You get radiation sickness, grow a third leg and explode. You see, there was a truck driver who was transporting nuclear waste. This truck drivers name was Marven. Marven was going through a rather terrible divorce, and had been kicked out of the house. So, Marven decided to stay with his best friend Rare. However, Marven soon found out that you get very little sleep at Rare's house, due to the many many parties/ drinks/moans/orgasms/bullets in the face/explosions etc. So, on the day he had to deliver a shipment of paties, Rare had him dispose of some, "STUF" that she had laying around. But the night before, Marven had had just a few too many bullets to the face, and was very tired. When a giant mothman ran in front of his truck, Marven sped up, attempting to run over it. You see, Marven had a deep hatred of mothmen ever since he was a child, and walked in on his mother and one. So, he let his rage overcome his truck driving training, and floored it. When he hit a hotdog stand, he flipped. While in the air, Rare's barrel of "STUF" crashed into a box of patties, bursting and covering them in..... "STUF." When the truck landed, miraculously upright, the mothman was gone, and Marven made his delivery.

You ate a patty with "STUF" on it. Im sorry.


I wish camel.

Bactrian or dromedary? This conundrum causes the Kill-A-Wish genie to have an existential crisis.

I wish rhino.

You get Mitt Romney...

I wish for an alpaca who did not star in Abduction. []

He stars in Twilight again!

I wish I had more money.

Monopoly money, you mean?

I wish my room had a better view.

It has a better veiw the face stareing at you through your window.

I wish dogs where somewhat smarter, then I might actually like them.

You get Dug from Up, which is somewhat smarter. Squirrel!

I wish my ears weren't irritated.

Now you have no more ears!

I wish you couldn't grant this wish

Well, that just ripped an irrepairable hole in the universe.

I wish I could get more fiber into my diet.

You have a tree forced down your gullet.

I wish nobody ever had cancer. []

They don't have cancer. Instead they have Scorpio, which is far nastier.

I wish I had some ice cream.

It's BUTT FLAVORED
THE WORST

I wish I was the Scorpion, from Spiderman.